How True Is This

[Ally 1988]

ILLEGAL ALIEN'S POEM
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> I visit US, get treated regal,
> So I stay, who care I illegal?
> I cross ocean, poor and broke,
> Take bus, see employment folk.
> Nice man treat me good in there,
> Say I need to see welfare.
> Welfare say, "You come no more,
> We send cash right to your door."
> Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
> Medicaid, it keep you healthy!
> I go to college, for me it's free,
> and now I have a Ph.D.
> By and by, I got plenty money,
> Thanks to you, American dummy.
> Write to friends in motherland,
> Tell them come as fast as you can.
> They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
> I buy big house with welfare bucks.
> They come here, we live together,
> More welfare checks, it gets better!
> Fourteen families they moving in,
> But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
> Finally, white guy moves away,
> Now I buy his house, and then I say,
> "Find more aliens for house to rent."
> And in the yard I put a tent.
> Send for family (they just trash),
> But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
> Everything is very good,
> And soon we own the neighborhood.
> We have hobby-- it's called breeding,
> Welfare pay for baby feeding.
> Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
> We get free! We got no bills!
> American crazy! He pay all year,
> To keep welfare running here.
> We think America darn good place!
> Too darn good for the white man race.
> If they no like us, they can scram,
> Got lots of room in Pakistan.
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> SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN TAXPAYER
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