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Forkin' Crazy
04-04-2020, 05:18 AM
My toilet paper consumption per week!!! :D

Next!

SS Minnow
04-04-2020, 05:32 AM
Nothing. I always knew a majority of the general population were crazy, this just goes further to prove my theory.

I always knew the MSM were hell bent on destroying the current administration, and by any means possible. Again, the current situation only proves my theory to be correct.

I still do not know what my TP consumption is. Not too worried about it, yet. Doubt I will have to be. Will see.

Dave S
04-04-2020, 05:58 AM
Crazzy??? HeeHee...I knew I was ahead of the curve.....Now everybody is staying home and Drinkin....

SS Minnow
04-04-2020, 06:02 AM
https://i.imgur.com/4YbK632.jpg

Jim Gibbs
04-04-2020, 06:43 AM
Can't believe a damn thing the Chinese say. Of course, I knew that already.

mrichartz
04-04-2020, 07:13 AM
I was right about some of the people in my neighborhood the ones walking around with a full tyeck spray suit hood and full face respirator... Are bat**** crazy liberals..


Michael

transomstand
04-04-2020, 08:05 AM
Don't rake your leaves cause you never know when you might need em'

delawarerick
04-04-2020, 08:14 AM
Toilet paper costs as much as ammo 1 sheet 1 round

Capt.Insane-o
04-04-2020, 08:40 AM
Rhubarb leaves are the best TP ever

David
04-04-2020, 08:41 AM
I learned that dark matter is probably a so far unseen sub atomic particle. Since I am sitting on my butt way too much working from home I have taken to daily walks. Sometimes I listen to stuff while I walk, Ted Talks, radio shows, Jay’s garage...

transomstand
04-04-2020, 09:01 AM
REAL Covid 19 terror is getting on the scale after 3 weeks of "stay at home"

rjdubiel
04-04-2020, 09:19 AM
They are running out of **** to report on the weekend morning local news. They say before you wipe your ass rub it on your arm to make sure you are not going to have a reaction! Hahah

Common sense but that isn't too common anymore
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CDave
04-04-2020, 10:01 AM
I've learned that for a long time now I've been living like people are having to do since the virus. So there wasn't any adjustment for me.
I've also learned that as soon as this is over I gotta get out of the house more.:D

dgscroggs
04-04-2020, 10:29 AM
I’ve learned that my wife is bat chit crazy and I’ve gotta get the f... outta here,I thought she was crazy/a nervous wreck during hurricanes, hurricanes got nothin on this pandemic (with a 98.5 percent recovery) I think we’re shutting down work after next week so I’m outta here heading to the river to start my new floating dock........ there will be peace at last

mrichartz
04-04-2020, 11:13 AM
I’ve learned that my wife is bat chit crazy and I’ve gotta get the f... outta here,I thought she was crazy/a nervous wreck during hurricanes, hurricanes got nothin on this pandemic (with a 98.5 percent recovery) I think we’re shutting down work after next week so I’m outta here heading to the river to start my new floating dock........ there will be peace at last

Wait you sure its your wife...JK..LOL
Yea amazing what this is doing to even some sane people
And Some people just can't handle being cooped up..
Definitely see another side of people luckily it's a minority around here..or just not seeing them

Luckily plenty to do in the garage (if it warms up hoping to get boat done too)..,more of a shop don't think there has been a car in there in over 15 years..
There's only so much tv and movies you can watch.
And running out if stuff that needs to be done on/in the house..

dgscroggs
04-04-2020, 12:16 PM
Wait you sure its your wife...JK..LOL
Yea amazing what this is doing to even some sane people
And Some people just can't handle being cooped up..
Definitely see another side of people luckily it's a minority around here..or just not seeing them

Luckily plenty to do in the garage (if it warms up hoping to get boat done too)..,more of a shop don't think there has been a car in there in over 15 years..
There's only so much tv and movies you can watch.
And running out if stuff that needs to be done on/in the house..
Lol ya I might be loosing it too, u really take for granted everyday life until something like this comes around and turns everything upside down , can’t wait for that everyday life to return:cheers:

SS Minnow
04-04-2020, 12:41 PM
I thought this was supposed to be the best leaves to use. The shapes conforms to the nether region and the tail helps pick up any stragglers.
Just wet them slightly before use.

https://th.bing.com/th?id=OIP.nn-Je740FbLCzfbNpv6ZugHaEK&pid=Api&rs=1



On the morning news it was announced that a town about 20 miles away was closing boat ramps on Lake Michigan. They will still allow fishing from the shore, for now but ramps will be closed. My town, (2 towns share state border) has half dozen ramps that I know of that will now be having people coming from 20 miles away. The shorelines are already packed, and the local police are warning that if people do not keep their distance, it is only a matter of time until they shut that down too. So, the boat ramps and shores will be closed here soon because people are idiots.

I was out the other night (in car, not fishing) and there were more people out then I have ever seen before at this time of the year. More people then you would see on a warm summer evening as it was only slightly above freezing then. I know people want to get out, but if they do not stay away from each other, they will completely ban it.

mrichartz
04-04-2020, 12:51 PM
Politicians at work... Close the boat(easily 6' apart) ramps but let people fish from shore.. like you said won't take long before that's closed

mrichartz
04-04-2020, 01:09 PM
I thought this was supposed to be the best leaves to use. The shapes conforms to the nether region and the tail helps pick up any stragglers.
Just wet them slightly before use.

https://th.bing.com/th?id=OIP.nn-Je740FbLCzfbNpv6ZugHaEK&pid=Api&rs=1



On the morning news it was announced that a town about 20 miles away was closing boat ramps on Lake Michigan. They will still allow fishing from the shore, for now but ramps will be closed. My town, (2 towns share state border) has half dozen ramps that I know of that will now be having people coming from 20 miles away. The shorelines are already packed, and the local police are warning that if people do not keep their distance, it is only a matter of time until they shut that down too. So, the boat ramps and shores will be closed here soon because people are idiots.

I was out the other night (in car, not fishing) and there were more people out then I have ever seen before at this time of the year. More people then you would see on a warm summer evening as it was only slightly above freezing then. I know people want to get out, but if they do not stay away from each other, they will completely ban it.

The leaves remind me of story I read..
A woman decided to by one of the new replace your toilet seat w bidet. So she's orders one on Amazon gets it reads instructions etc installs it..
So she uses it and was surprised of the overly clean fresh sent and feel ,a little tingly but was fine. So she's beginning to feel a little to tingly and starting to itch. She goes to drugstore and while looking..she's normally a very polite person in public but the itching was getting so bad she would take being anally raped be a demonic priest if it would stop the itching..so she gets a few items goes home goes into the bathroom looks over instructions thinking she should have rinsed it first? She lifts lid and runs it and us surprised to see blue water??? She realizes she had Clorox tabs in the tank!!!
Not sure how the hell she hooked it up but..

Ok now I know you want to be clean but cloroxing your ass
Is a bit much!
I know anal bleaching is a thing but don't think that's how it's done

SS Minnow
04-04-2020, 01:23 PM
The leaves remind me of story I read..
A woman decided to by one of the new replace your toilet seat w bidet. So she's orders one on Amazon gets it reads instructions etc installs it..
So she uses it and was surprised of the overly clean fresh sent and feel ,a little tingly but was fine. So she's beginning to feel a little to tingly and starting to itch. She goes to drugstore and while looking..she's normally a very polite person in public but the itching was getting so bad she would take being anally raped be a demonic priest if it would stop the itching..so she gets a few items goes home goes into the bathroom looks over instructions thinking she should have rinsed it first? She lifts lid and runs it and us surprised to see blue water??? She realizes she had Clorox tabs in the tank!!!
Not sure how the hell she hooked it up but..

Ok now I know you want to be clean but cloroxing your ass
Is a bit much!
I know anal bleaching is a thing but don't think that's how it's done

There are a few things in this world that I do not need to know. This is one of those things.

Why a person would do something like that, assuming it is anything what it sounds like.

Update, I looked it up. It is exactly what it sounds like.

And since I had to read it, you get to, too. Damn virus quarantine.

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mrichartz
04-04-2020, 01:31 PM
Haha.. learning more than you want during the lockdown huh..

SS Minnow
04-04-2020, 01:42 PM
I blame it all on Paul. Lousy thread starter.

SS Minnow
04-04-2020, 01:47 PM
https://i.postimg.cc/jjxVpzf1/chyna.jpg

mrichartz
04-04-2020, 02:06 PM
I blame it all on Paul. Lousy thread starter.

Yea Paul's been known to start some s***..
But I think it's usually the other person's fault.. .lol
It's those liberals starting ****. :leaving:

Forkin' Crazy
04-04-2020, 04:24 PM
I thought this was supposed to be the best leaves to use. The shapes conforms to the nether region and the tail helps pick up any stragglers.
Just wet them slightly before use.

https://th.bing.com/th?id=OIP.nn-Je740FbLCzfbNpv6ZugHaEK&pid=Api&rs=1


Looks like poison ivy!!! :eek:

mrichartz
04-04-2020, 04:31 PM
Looks like poison ivy!!! :eek:

:eek::reddevil::leaving:. Sshhh don't let them know... It's liberal tp

Fish
04-04-2020, 11:45 PM
i now understand why my dog wants to run outside and not come back in after being cooped up inside all day.

specboatops
04-05-2020, 02:15 AM
I've learned its way to easy to eat out of boredom, than actually being hungry, and I learned that Carol Baskin killed her husband lol.

SS Minnow
04-05-2020, 04:46 AM
Stay at home day 9, tip #3:

After you run out of toilet paper, use your fingers.

You are more likely to wash your hands, and less likely to touch your face.

You're welcome.

SS Minnow
04-05-2020, 05:09 AM
Don't be this guy:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1LtNwlXr0I

mrichartz
04-05-2020, 05:57 AM
Don't be this guy:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1LtNwlXr0I

NOT to be that guy!
NOT to shake his hand
NOT shake anyone's hand he's shaken
NOT to touch anything he's touched
That's just over the top disgusting he looks like at one point he's eating it just WTF who..what raised this guy.

SS Minnow
04-05-2020, 09:22 AM
Yeah, that video is, um, bad. Very bad.

Even worse is that he is in public it appears. Young guy walks behind. Person on bike goes by right next to him, and then two young ladies walk right in front of him. Talk about different people, different cultures. Well, they can keep their culture, wherever that is.

berdes
04-05-2020, 09:51 AM
Same "culture" as a lot of california now ------


Yeah, that video is, um, bad. Very bad.

Even worse is that he is in public it appears. Young guy walks behind. Person on bike goes by right next to him, and then two young ladies walk right in front of him. Talk about different people, different cultures. Well, they can keep their culture, wherever that is.

CDave
04-05-2020, 03:45 PM
That guy put the azz in N-ass-ty.