Jason Huber
05-01-2003, 12:36 PM
At the ATM
MALE PROCEDURE:
* 1 Drive up to the cash machine.
* 2 Roll down your car window.
* 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN #.
* 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
* 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
* 6 Roll window up
* 7 Drive off
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
* 1 Drive up to cash machine.
* 2 Put car in reverse and back up the required amount to align car window to machine.
* 3 Set parking Break, Put the window down.
* 4 Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.
* 5 Turn the radio down.
* 6 Attempt to insert card into machine.
* 7 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
* 8 Insert card.
* 9 Re-insert card the right way up.
* 10 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN # written on the inside back p! age.
* 11 Enter PIN.
* 12 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
* 13 Enter amount of cash required.
* 14 Check make up in rear view mirror.
* 15 Retrieve cash and receipt.
* 16 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
* 17 Place receipt in back of checkbook.
* 18 Re-check make-up again.
* 19 Drive forward 2 ft.
* 20 Stop, put car in reverse and back up to cash machine.
* 21 Retrieve card.
* 22 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
* 23 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers behindyou.
* 24 Restart stalled engine and drive out of bank parking lot.
* 25 Drive for 2-3 miles.
* 26 Release Parking Break.
MALE PROCEDURE:
* 1 Drive up to the cash machine.
* 2 Roll down your car window.
* 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN #.
* 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
* 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
* 6 Roll window up
* 7 Drive off
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
* 1 Drive up to cash machine.
* 2 Put car in reverse and back up the required amount to align car window to machine.
* 3 Set parking Break, Put the window down.
* 4 Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.
* 5 Turn the radio down.
* 6 Attempt to insert card into machine.
* 7 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
* 8 Insert card.
* 9 Re-insert card the right way up.
* 10 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN # written on the inside back p! age.
* 11 Enter PIN.
* 12 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
* 13 Enter amount of cash required.
* 14 Check make up in rear view mirror.
* 15 Retrieve cash and receipt.
* 16 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
* 17 Place receipt in back of checkbook.
* 18 Re-check make-up again.
* 19 Drive forward 2 ft.
* 20 Stop, put car in reverse and back up to cash machine.
* 21 Retrieve card.
* 22 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
* 23 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers behindyou.
* 24 Restart stalled engine and drive out of bank parking lot.
* 25 Drive for 2-3 miles.
* 26 Release Parking Break.