did you know parker is running for sherriff?

[Talon2.5]

yeah, check this bumper sticker out, i bet we could get out of tickets if we give him a bottle of mad dog :D

[PARKER-MAN]

I FIGURED IT WAS TIME TO DO SOWETHING , BESIDES SLEEP ALL DAY ....LOOK OUT BOYZ

[Raceman]

Yeah, but the question is, Sheriff of WHAT???????????

[PARKER-MAN]

HOW BOUT SHERIFF FOR ALL TWISTERS AND STACKERS , TO FIND THEM ALL AND REPO THEM FOR MY GARAGE FOR ME TO LOOK AT AND HAVE ....:)

[Tom D.]

How about "The Jello Sheriff". Jello shots that is. "Come into my county get a shot" Leave my county get another shot". The babes get the bonus plan!!!:eek: :D

Tom:D

[MODVP22]

oh geez...Parker for sherriff. forget warning all the single women, hide your daughters!
Hmmm..does that mean you get a gun too Parker?

[Frostman]

I like it:cool:

[Talon2.5]

yep it will be like back to the future part 2 when biff ran the town :eek:

[Fish]

At least we wont have to worry about all them "slow, idle speed" signs that seem to keep poppin up on the water.

[Talon2.5]

free mad dog on sundays, no registrations any more, no noise ordinance, beer sales start at sun-up on sunday :D

[action17]

no tops allowed for female boaters hehehehehe!!!!!:cool:

[Talon2.5]

RUN FOR MAYOR PARKER!!!!!!!:D :D :D

we will rename winter haven as "parkerville" land of many a-party and home of the hot boats

[Racemore]

My first thought was Typo Error,Parker runs for sherriff or from sherriff?:D :cool:

[MODVP22]

Now I'm pretty sure he has run FROM the sherriff, LOL.

Parker for mayor..has a nice ring to it. Shiiiiit..Parker for President..look out terrorists :eek:

[PARKER-MAN]

im geeting my list ready for things that im gonna change
topless chicks of course
all racemans stuff report to my garage ! inc. all t2 and bps..etc
gonna get skip a raise at the paper plant
get action all the free mad dog he can drink !
pass all noise ordances

thats just a start

oh ya put phil and tyler in AA

[action17]

get action all the free mad dog he can drink !


come on man i don't drink that much!!!

[PARKER-MAN]

I KNOW BUT, U TRIED IT AND LIKED IT !!!!!! IF I COULD JUST GET MORE PEOPLE TO TRY IT , THEY WOULD PROBRALLY LIKE IT TOOO , AND WE COULD START A WHOLE NEW TREND !
I COULD SEE IT NOW

TEAM MAD DOG 2020 ------ FEEL THE RUSH IN EVERY SIP
OR MD 2020 RACING -----RACING WITH A BUZ
OR VIAGRA RACING ---RACING HARD ----

SKIP TOOK A FEW HITS OFF THE BOTTLE , THAT ORANGE STUFF IS BETTER THAN THE GRAPE !

[action17]

dude thats some funny stuff!! get some decals made for us Parker!!!

[Talon2.5]

"parker for mayor, pimpin aint easy" the election slogan!!! :D

[Raceman]

I can't decide if the name should be Sheriff Buford T. Rabe, or Sheriff Parker T Justice.

[Talon2.5]

hahahaha good one raceman :D

names sheriff "Parker "B" Justice" maam and i gotta give ya a ticket fer having that top on, causin ya know that theres agin the law in parkerville :D you womens is suppose ta be naked!!

[PARKER-MAN]

THAT WAS THE BEST MOVIE IN ALL TIMES ,
:IM GONNA BARBQ YOUR ASS
;IM IN HOT PURSUIT
; WHEN WE GET HOME IM GONNA PUNCH YO MAMA RIGHT IN THE MOUTH
HAS ANYONE AROUND HERE SEEN A BLACK TRANS AM !
;GET IN THE CAR JUNIOR

[Talon2.5]

walks out wiping his glasses with the toilet paper stuck :D

[stvhelm]

looks like you southerners gotta behave now. Thats one fast patrol boat. Parker, when you gonna put some lights and sirens on that thing?:D

[Tom D.]

Parker you can hand out mini bottles of MD with a condom pasted to it. The condom wraper could say "Vote for Parker or I'll kill ya!" I'd vote for ya. Send me an absentee ballot.

Tom:) :D

[Fish]

as sheriff parker pulls over a boat in parkerville..." son do you know how slow you were driving that boat???" Goash shuruf Raaahhbee, I dun the bust I cooould, but I gots me a Johnson on the back."

Sheriff Parker gives the boy a piece of candy as if to say, "its ok son, there are brighter, faster days ahead."

Yes, he is a sympathetic sheriff to say the least.:D