Axis of Evil

[Raceman]

Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis
of Evil", Libya, China and Syria today announced that
they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil", which they
said would be more evil than that stupid
Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in
his State of the Union address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed
the new Axis as having, for starters, a really dumb
name. "Right. They are just as evil . . . in their
dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il.
"Everybody knows we're the best evils . . . best at
being evil . . .we're the best."

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over
being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if
they could join the Axis of Evil. "They told us it was
full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

"An axis can't have more than three countries",
explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussien. "This is not
my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had
Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So, you
can only have three, and a secret handshake. Ours is
wickedly cool."

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil
declaration was swift, as within minutes, France
surrendered.

Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain
triumvirate status in what has become a game of
geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia
announced that they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat
Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar
in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria,
Indonesia and Russia established the "Axis of Not So
Much Evil Really as Just Generally Disagreeable".

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the
desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador,
and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of Countries
That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to
Host the Olympics". Canada, Mexico and Australia
formed the"Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite
Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About
America", while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain
established the "Axis of Countries That Want Sheep to
Wear Lipstick". "That's not a threat, really, just
something we like to do", said Scottish Executive
First Minister Jack McConnell.

[bulldogdaddy]

is bob the head of the scottland,new zealand and spain axis:D

[MTCM]

France at the top of list.......................

[sho305]

Awww shucks; we missed out.

:p

They have to come up with some hogwash when there is nothing to say...some of the news channels for example, are only 5% war news, and the rest is what is going to happen but never does...I hope people remember all the BS supplier's names after this is done.

[Rickracer]

Axis of stupidity: NBC, CBS, & CNN:cool:

[Capt.Insane-o]

I'd rather it was just the guys in the field reporting. Less B.S.

[sho305]

That is what I don't get about the liberal media and politicians; they are so incredibly negative. Politics aside, I can't stand to listen to them do their best to get me depressed. Why is being proud of your country and the good things it is doing/done have to be so bad all the time? We are the first to admit to our mistakes and fix them. Why do you want us to be anti-patriotic, and why do you NEVER suggest anybody AGREE on anything? Teamwork? Good news? What is that...? I thank Fox just for the fortitude to show a flag of their own country, a no-brainer. Try counting smiles on CNN once.

On top of that, they can't come up with a viable solution for a problem that actually is bad; they just want to complain and not DO anything. Cry, cry, cry; the sky is falling. They try to incite a confrontational rift rather than addressing a problem. (Looks like congress has learned this well.)

:p Piss on you. Doomsday all the time and you can shove it.:) America was made out of a mess of odd people to the greatest success--we don't need you constantly driving wedges into the best thing going. You can't make history go away.:p :p :p

[BathTubBabe]

The sad thing is a large population of the public feeds into the doomdays theory, life is hard, "please validate this for me so I don't feel crazy", and that is what some of the new stations do. It draws viewers and up the ratings for the station, which increases advertising of product on the station, which increases money in the pockets of station manages and newscaster. All about money.

Right and Wrong is slowly becoming a thing of the past, generation after generation. With less people to teach the younger ones the right way to be in this world, which makes it hard for the ones that try their hardest to do what is right. We either have to stand alone or try to be teachers to many. :eek:

They also don't understand that sometimes, we have to take control and act to change the way things are heading, and by not doing so, we are in it just for the ride and are going where ever it takes us, and sometimes that place isn't a good one.

OH MY now I am on a soapbox, :rolleyes:

[GP-1]

Originally posted by bulldogdaddy
is bob the head of the scottland,new zealand and spain axis:D


No. Bob has the axis of depravity.... It's Bob, the goat, and the sheep..

[Liqui-Fly]

I can't uinderstand how anyone can watch FOX. Although it's not the doom and gloom of the other stations...man some of their achors are the dumbest dumb asses I've ever seen behind the desk. That Shepard dude doesn't even have a 5th grade knowledge of the US military. "So tell me Rick....you're out there on patrol in Bagadad with the US Marines...so what are the guys carrying can you tel me that Rick....is it like just some AK-47's and maybe a couple RPG's or two? Ahhh does then Marine Corps band play while you guys are securing these building in Bagdad and how have the T-55 tanks been performing for the Marines in this urban environment?"

For the American media US Marines aren't troops, GI's or Soldiers. They are Marines. Marines Marines Marines. There...thanks for listening.

David
USMC

[stokernick]

That`s my BOY!!! {fly}:) :) :) :)

[sho305]

I know, I'm not a military guy but worked closely with some for a couple years and learned a lot. Not like you learn about the military or government in school you know. Don't want to teach that stuff here for sure; it aint nice and pretty and could offend alternative lifestyle advocates.;) Better to be a mystery so it is easier to complain about. That seems to be going out of favor a little.

I don't think I ever seen a smart reporter....they are just like 99.9% of the movies and tv that don't know what a 2 stroke sounds like. I expect them to present the material, point out the angles, that is about it. I like Shep's attitude, and he has no problem admitting he don't know about it and asks. He acts like he is awake and on this planet, and also can show emotions....many can't, or are in some dream world and could care less-"virtual people". He seems to be honest, and doing his job well though he is not as accomplished as some. I think Heraldo is one of the greatest reporters who can dig to the bottom, and that gets him in trouble too. Even though he can get liberal sometimes, he does figure out what is going on in a situation. They all have some good and some sucky anchors. They are so busy with video shots and no-name generals you don't even see them anymore. That Bob Arnot is a smart guy.

I skip around, sometimes MSNBC is good; sometimes stupid. What is interesting, is if you can get one of the briefings on C-SPAN and see the entire thing. There is a lot of good info they cut off on the news channels. Questions from around the globe.

[Liqui-Fly]

I'm going to miss Bagadad Bob. That guy was the funniest dude I've seen in years. I hope he gets the first Iraqi daytime talk show.

David

[Rickracer]

...anywhere near Baghdad, someone told him to look out the window at all the tanks, armored personnel carriers, and Bradleys and he made a doo doo in his pants. :D

[stokernick]

he said,they`re not Americans,"It`s a Mirage!" oh no that was on the Tigress:D :D :D :D

[sho305]

I love this media. They are getting beligerent at the breifings now wanting to know why there is looting there....DUH..:rolleyes: ...28 years of starvation, torture, death, etc.; an incredible history changing 3-week speed war with hardly any damage....now why would they be mad for TWO DAYS at the government?:)