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MTCM
04-07-2003, 12:58 PM
A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune. "One United States Marine is better than ten Iraqis!"

The Iraqi commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune, whereupon a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice then calls out "One United States Marine is better than one hundred Iraqis!"

Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge firefight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The American voice calls out again "One United States Marine is better than one thousand Iraqis!"

The enraged Iraqi Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machine guns ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's two of them!"


:D :D :D

sho305
04-07-2003, 01:25 PM
:D

bulldogdaddy
04-07-2003, 02:16 PM
lmao,good one

Gordie Miller
04-07-2003, 02:47 PM
From one American to all our men and women in uniform, thank you for all you do. God Bless. On a more personal note, any enlisted person(s) attending any of my races in 2003, just look me up and the pit passes are on me.

Liqui-Fly
04-07-2003, 03:10 PM
I can hardly say how proud I am of the fine men and women in the US and British forces serving in Iraq right now. Those folks are doing unbelieveable things in the face of danger. It is simply imposssible for the Iraqi people to resist such a vicious yet compassionate force.

Semper Fi
David

76baja18ft
04-07-2003, 09:12 PM
:D :p :p :D

GP-1
04-09-2003, 10:19 AM
HA HA HA...!!!!!



The truth can hurt..

GO FAST BOATS
04-26-2003, 07:18 AM
ERR!!