divorce

[76baja18ft]

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles
per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across
at her and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," he says. "I know we've been
married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
increases her speed to 45 mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of
it, "he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
and she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly
and slowly increases the speed to 55.
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up goes the
speed to 60 "I want the car, too," he continues. The speed is now 65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the
boat."
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete flyover. This
makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you
want?" The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've
got everything I need." she says. "Oh, really?" he enquires, "so what have
you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 80 mph, the wife turns to
him and smiles, "The airbag."

[Spd-Kilz]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[PhastBoat]

This guy got out the easy way. Death is far more humane then the torture of divorce.

[GP-1]

Was it Rodney Dangerfield that said:


Why is divorce so expensive????


Because it's worth it.....

[BathTubBabe]

Any Man that starts talking about divorce while his wife is driving just isn't all there. :eek: :rolleyes:

[GP-1]

...any man that lets his wife drive isn't all there..:eek:

[BathTubBabe]

:D

:eek: No comment :p

[Bambi]

hey bathtub babe lets get gp for that comment.

[BathTubBabe]

Sorry Bambi, I'm sticking with no comment, that in itself is a comment, and I know when I am out numbered and we be out numbered on the board (at this time) ;) :eek: Ladies Step up, We could use some gentle screen names around here :D :eek:

[RedAllison]

You never truly know a woman till you meet her in court!
RA

[Bambi]

cute graphic, any suggestions on where I can look?
My husband doesn't say much about my driving, lets see how many times has he hit another car, that I know of. too many. One time he backed down the driveway smack into the side door of my 69 Camaro, we just got done painting! :eek:
Knock on wood I haven't done anything like that yet. I almost drove over another trailor in the lot, with our trailor. Too many that day:rolleyes: Good thing I looked in the mirror just in time to stop before going over it. OUCH. oh heck it was a pontoon trailor anyway.

[BathTubBabe]

Here is a Bambi to match your name. You will have to get one of the guys on the board to shrink it for you, if you want to. I am on the shop pc and don't have paint shop pro on it.

[Laserll]

Resized ready for to use.

[Laserll]

try this as a jpeg

[BathTubBabe]

Laserll Do you have animation in your graphic program?

[Laserll]

I am using adobe photoshop 7.0 I would say yes but I have never tried it. It has a automate key.

[BathTubBabe]

I haven't use photoshop very much but if it has animation, you should be able to open the picture up and it will show you a reel of pictures that are used to make it animated (like cartoon Strip), then you go to the resize function and it will resize all of the pics, in the reel, that will keep the movement in the pic........

I am being a pain, I know, sorry.

[Jay R.]

Hey bath tub babe... two questions...

1) is that your face on your avtar?? (not that i can really see it, but it looks like a real face if it is.. cool work!!

2) would you be who answers the phone when I've called Racer ricks for parts??

[BathTubBabe]

Jay R,

1. I am afraid that isn't my face on the avatar but it is a real face, nor am I blonde :D but I do have blonde moments.

2. It would indeed be me that answers the phone at Rickracers and humblely fights it out to get orders put together. :eek:

[Laserll]

It will only let me save it as a bmp file. It needs to be an avi file or some other anomated file type. Where did you find it. Maybe I can go get it in it's animated state.

[BathTubBabe]

I didn't save the site. :rolleyes: I did a search for gifs and started looking for bambi. Most animated pic are suppose to be a gif file, but you will find Gifs that aren't animated. I think this happens because somebody saves it and only have a limited graphic program like mircosoft paint or something and they didn't capture the movement. The gif (I beleive) was the start of Html scripting but in its very simplest form, like disney when they frist started their cartoons. Html use Gifs as well in their Scripting, I beleive. If one of you guys are knowledgeable in computer graphics please correct me if I am off base here. :eek:
I changed the file extension to gif. See if that will work for you as well.

[Bambi]

I haven't yet figured out how to add a pic. under my name. ??? too much work and not enough fun.