crazy canucks!

[Dutch]

I thought we only had the nut cases in the US until I over-
heard the Dr. Phil show my wife was watching today. Dr.
Phil interviewed a guy today who said he was from UFO
town, Canada, and that all races of humans were cloned
from aliens. This was enough for me to leave the room,
I didnt have to hear anymore. Does anyone from up north
know if there is really a town call UFO town?

[Instigator]

all the Canucks I know are nuts:D

[P man]

DAMN IT!!! the jib is up:eek:

[LakeTrash]

My only exposure to The boyz of Canada is through our local minor league hockey team. A really great bunch of "kids" who love to party. Most of thier parents visit once a year and I have found them to be the same.

Amazing how much these people love to boat when thier weather gives them such a short time to do it.

I have wondered if all Canucks are the same. Guess not, at least not the ones living in UFO town.

LT

[snowmanmtl]

Just a happy bunch of tree huggers. But, we've got a sh*tload of freshwater for boating, when our whole country doesn't look like a giant icecube.
Dutch, you're talking about the Raelians
http://www.rael.org/
They're even crazy by our standards. UFO town is in Quebec. They're responsible for all the claims( unproven) lately of having cloned several people. They believe we are all decendants of aliens and that they will be returning soon! Oh boy, I'm not holding my breath.

[Glenn]

SNOW!

This snow is driving me mad!


Glenn

[Capt.Insane-o]

After taking a good look at all the other species on the planet, I see how that fits. Makes a LOT more sense than creationalism! Man the warp drives, turn on the morphodilectusphotonmanipulator, I'm outta here!

[snowmanmtl]

to create 100 Celine Dion clones and ship them to every major U.S. city ( mostly southern states ). Supposedly, you guys just can't get enough of our great Canadian Diva!!!!

[Fish]

Mad props for Pete Jennings, Alex Trebeck, and Bob and Doug Mckenzie. However, please, please, please, keep Celene Dion up in the great white north. I'd rather hear cats fighting than Ms Dion.

As far as the ufo town caller, Canada does not hold the patent on morons; I've seen a few down here too. Morons that is, not UFO's.

[snowmanmtl]

and I'll call my buddy Rael, over in UFO Town, and have him cut up the molds ( sorry, you're stuck with the plug in Vegas).

[sho305]

I'll admit Celine has some "babe" factor, but don't know about getting that nuts. I like her, I just don't care for most of her music. She seems more "real" that most media/entertainer types.

I think we had some of them ufo nuts in CA....didn't they get on that comet when it went by??:) We found their earthly shells they left behind and now they are on the comet. More power to them I said. Maybe we will get lucky and these raelians will do the same. How the media was so retarted as to put them on the news is beyond me. Duh. I got cold fusion working here in my basement too:p :p :p :rolleyes: Of course, nobody has proved we come from this planet either, so maybe we are aliens! Who cares?:D

[Fish]

Snowmanmtl,
DEAL! I put a "cup of bullion" in the mail. I hope beef is ok, I was out of chicken. I could not figure out how to send soup with paypal, so I sent it snailmail instead. :D

[snowmanmtl]

Just got off the phone with Rael. He said the first Celine clone is ready for shipment. Said something about Kissimmee.
If you want, we'll throw in the use our air bases in Winnipeg. You were offering Turkey 26, we only want 2. Holds many planes, very flat surroundings, no mountains or large bodies of water to get in the way, not too hot either .

[Riverratt]

can we trade in the celine dions for shania twains?

[snowmanmtl]

best. Switzerland has spoken for the next several years of production I'm sorry. We did stock the airbase in Winnipeg with the first one hundred, if you are interested in seeing the working model. We sent a demo model to Washington a while back but, it seems to have been misplaced. They said they sent it back but could not produce a tracking #. Here is a pic. If anybody knows of the whereabouts, please let us know. Thanks.

[Fish]

How bout this: Since it is clear from the photo that Shania is damaged goods by now (at least smells like cigars), and she is still missing, I propose an even trade: We will take Celene, and you get Roseanne Barr and Rosie O' Donnell. Twelve tons of fun at your disposal.

Winnepeg huh? Got any pics?

[sho305]

That is not a fair trade guys. The movement of that much weight up there could change the rotational balance of the planet. Not to mention the massive twinky and potato chip shortage that would shortly follow. That could present warmer weather to Canada, however I bet they would like that! How about it guys??? Just to be fair, we should get about 12 copies of Celine to balance it out...:D

[snowmanmtl]

He feels that he would not be a good alien if he accepted your offer for the two Rosies. He feels he would be taking advantage of you. Sorry.
I do have a pic of Winnipeg from last week though. It was a little overcast but you should be able to get a pretty good idea of the area. I'll see if I can find more later.

[sho305]

We made this offer in good faith, please reconsider and save face....don't snub us on this deal:eek: Perhaps 20 Celine copies would be more acceptable? We will provide 10 semi trailers full of chips and sweet snacks....that should be good for a week or two...:D

[Instigator]

Alright, guess I'll have to be the deal closer here.
I have the authority to up the offer by throwuing in:
Cher, Maddona, 12 cases of (American) Bud Light, 3 17' Bayliners (with "L" drives), and one case of (12 oz cans) "Good Ole American Whoop Ass".
Cher and Madonna will be and must remain gagged until crossing your border, the Bud light you can use for what ever you can figure out, the "L" drive powered Bayliners to copy our advance technoligy ;) , and the Yankee "Whoop Ass" for when ever the aliens try to abduct youz all:D

[snowmanmtl]

As you know, Raelians believe in free love for all. They have a daily routine which incorporates one hour of the play which is called "Romper Room". Everbody gets naked, and well Ya know, and he feels that they " would not work and play well with others" and that he would be left holding the bag. He has sent a sample of what he is looking for. I will attach.

[sho305]

Come on, you can easily use the bud light, Madonna, and the woop ass to quell the anti-loud lesbian thing...unless you can get Sasquach to come out of hibernation early....:D :D :D built to satisfy...;) :eek:

[Pete]

im not sure if u guys have herd about this, but the Raelians are planing on protesting the war in iraq by having all the females in their religion strip off their clothes at some peace rally. i just herd about it on TV and thought about this post when i saw it.

now this is a rally i will want to see.


Pete

[AnthonySS]

I have been reading this website for about 4 yrs now, and I am getting real smart

As a matter of fact I just found out that Carl Kiekaefer… did not work for Suzuki and that ….Merc motors aren't white anymore.

Porpoise… is a fish that gets a starring role on a TV show.

A Raker… is really someone that comes out in the Fall ….and a Cleaver usually has a first name of Ward, June, Wally or Beaver!

A Chopper… is a kind of motorcycle and “Blow-out”… is fight with your wife...and she gets the double-wide trailer!

No-feedback steering… will never “talk back”

Trans Am jacks… are made by Pontiac

Removing the “hook from ‘er bottom”… is a casting accident with your wife

300 PM…means 3 o’clock in the afternoon..

Exhaust Tuners are ….drop “D” tuned

A Pad…well lets not go there…if you know what I mean!!!

Someone told me that a Noise Cone… should give me 3 more decibels at the top end!

I'm just blueprinting… (painting it blue) the bottom of my Sea-Bold Eskimo (igloo with sponsons)

what do you mean by…. “tighten up the Nut behind the wheel”?

How do you guys know where Canada is?

...been taking a geography course…EH?
:D

[Fish]

Snowmanmtl,
I would take some copies "for testing purposes" of the berry model you pictured above. In fact, I will even throw in an extra case of Budweiser to sweeten the deal. By the wway, the rosies, madonna,...etc are definately "as is", and may not be returned under any circumstances.

The pic of Winnepeg looks great. It is so lush and tropical you can hardly see any snow that was swept away just before the picture was taken.;)

[snowmanmtl]

if you're still in need of the airbase.
Fish , yes it looks like that all year round, it seems the snow doesn't actually land on the ground . There is a natural praire breeze that keeps the snow aloft until it reaches Quebec. These pics are looking up Main Street

[snowmanmtl]

Direction.

[sho305]

Anthony- one correction, the nosecone is what Michael Jackson has...:)

[Boz]

That luscious picture looks like Grand Beach, just outside of Winnipeg. Looks like you took that last week during our "warm spell".

[Fish]

Wow, why spend the money to live near Disney WOrld when you guys have it right in your home town:D Looks like a great place. ANy problem with 4ft tall mice?

[snowmanmtl]

little wonderland. Nope never seen a mouse in these parts. Kinda strange actually. Well anyway, here's a pic of a couple of Winnipegians enjoying one of our outdoor coffee shops

[Instigator]

4' tall mice :D
I'm not awake enough to play yet this morning though:o
One thing that's nice about Canuck Land is it's legal for the women to be topless:eek:
Had I think four or so boats anchored together off the beach on Pelee Island in the Canadian waters of Lake Erie one weekend.
We're all loungin in the sun (on the boats) after drinking on the beach most of the night before.
One of my buddies yells over from his boat to ask if it's legal to go topless "over here"?
I say yes, why?
He says, "look up on the beach".
I look up to see two women peeling off their tops (broad daylight), when they notice us Yanks watching:D
They then proceed to "go at it"!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
was quite the end to our weekend. Could never understand my friends infatuation with that island:rolleyes:
Gary