Barefoot Bob
03-01-2003, 11:34 PM
George and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all.
They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one big dog
fight. They agreed that they would have five years to breed the best
fighting dogs in the world and who's dog won would be entitled to
dominate the world.
Osama and his dog handler Mohammed found the biggest, meanest
Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world, then bred them with the biggest, meanest
Siberian wolves they could find. From the litters, they selected the
biggest and strongest puppy and trained it day and night to fight to
the death.
After five years Osama and Mohammed came up with the biggest, meanest
dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five
inches thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, George and his dog handler Boudreaux
showed up with a nine foot long Dachshund. It was the strangest
looking dog anyone had ever seen. Boudreaux said it was a
Cajun Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for George and Boudreaux because
they knew there was no way that this poor excuse for a dog could
possibly last 10 seconds with Osama's big, mean animal.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund slowly came out of its
cage,wagged its tail, then waddled over towards Osama's dog. The
Doberman/Rottweiler/Wolf snarled and leaped out of its cage, then
charged the poor Dachshund. But when it got close enough to bite the
Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and ate Osama's dog in one bite.
There was nothing left at all of the snarling beast.
Osama came up to George and Boudreaux shaking his head in disbelief.
"We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people
working for five years with the biggest, meanest Dobermans and
Rottweilers, and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves in the world.
How did you do this?" "Da's easy," said Boudreaux the Cajun. "We 'ad our bess
plasic surgins workin' fo' five year for to make dat alligator look
like a weenie dog.
They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one big dog
fight. They agreed that they would have five years to breed the best
fighting dogs in the world and who's dog won would be entitled to
dominate the world.
Osama and his dog handler Mohammed found the biggest, meanest
Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world, then bred them with the biggest, meanest
Siberian wolves they could find. From the litters, they selected the
biggest and strongest puppy and trained it day and night to fight to
the death.
After five years Osama and Mohammed came up with the biggest, meanest
dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five
inches thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, George and his dog handler Boudreaux
showed up with a nine foot long Dachshund. It was the strangest
looking dog anyone had ever seen. Boudreaux said it was a
Cajun Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for George and Boudreaux because
they knew there was no way that this poor excuse for a dog could
possibly last 10 seconds with Osama's big, mean animal.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund slowly came out of its
cage,wagged its tail, then waddled over towards Osama's dog. The
Doberman/Rottweiler/Wolf snarled and leaped out of its cage, then
charged the poor Dachshund. But when it got close enough to bite the
Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and ate Osama's dog in one bite.
There was nothing left at all of the snarling beast.
Osama came up to George and Boudreaux shaking his head in disbelief.
"We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people
working for five years with the biggest, meanest Dobermans and
Rottweilers, and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves in the world.
How did you do this?" "Da's easy," said Boudreaux the Cajun. "We 'ad our bess
plasic surgins workin' fo' five year for to make dat alligator look
like a weenie dog.