Bang!

[Forkin' Crazy]

Question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, a dangerous-looking man with a huge knife comes around
the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand
is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he
reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring
him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the
kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd
be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would
he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on,
could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing!

I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a
conclusion.

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Conservative Answer:

BANG!
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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of
clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving. Kids, what do you
think?"

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!"

[Scott]

HeHeHeHahahahahohoho! LOLx2


......BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....HAHAHAHeheHeHeHoHoH

[stray cat]

BOOM BOOM I'm southern conservtive all Ive got is a double barrell 12 gauge but I think it would do ok in a knife fight.

[aircraftman]

shoot first and ask questions later. just make sure hes dead and then he cant defend himself.

id expect someone to shoot me if i was running at them with a knife.

are his eyes focued on you? or is he gonna run by?

is he chasing anyone?

where are we?

id still say a sane man wouldnt do that.