Consuming Alcohol & Posting on S&F

[Crazy Local]

I'm sorry, but does anyone else enjoy drinking beer and watching people talk back and forth on the forum? It feels like a few beers make everything seem funnier, and more entertaining.. Or am I just some crazy drunkard?

[slowaction420]

:iagree: Been do it 4 for beer years many years

[slowaction420]

I call it drinking by proxy

[rev.ronnie]

I'm sorry, but does anyone else enjoy drinking beer and watching people talk back and forth on the forum? It feels like a few beers make everything seem funnier, and more entertaining.. Or am I just some crazy drunkard?

You just stay right here, no need to go texting/emailing any old girlfriends. ..

[phragle]

Pui.........

[Crazy Local]

You just stay right here, no need to go texting/emailing any old girlfriends. ..

Too late. And the room is still spinnin'. Damn.

[pyro]

Long island iced tea for me

[Crazy Local]

Long island iced tea for me

I make my own Long Islands, and I've been told by friends that it was the best they've ever tasted.. . I had a party a couple years ago, and I made a punch bowl full of it. I think there are people still laying in the bushes outside my house. Oh boy.. the good ol' days.

[olboatman]

I was thinking of naming my next boat "ABSOLUT FUN" . Not that I would ever drink and drive! Gary

[Crazy Local]

I was thinking of naming my next boat "ABSOLUT FUN" . Not that I would ever drink and drive! Gary

I'd be scared to put any label on my boat. I've been pulled over probably 5 times already this year. God knows I don't need to be giving the Po-Pos any subliminal messages. LOL


On a side note I saw a fishing boat with a grocery cart painted on the side that said "Grocery Getter".. With fish sticking out of the carts.

[2 De River]

I was thinking of naming my next boat "ABSOLUT FUN" . Not that I would ever drink and drive! Gary

My Mirage waas named "Absolute Stress" before I wrecked it! No Alcahol involved in the crash.

[olboatman]

Crazy Local -- I have a 22 Grady dive boat that my wife named "Joint Venture" and my dive buddys wanted us to put Bogata Columbia for the home port. I bet ya the Coast Guard would love that!.Gary

[pyro]

I make my own Long Islands, and I've been told by friends that it was the best they've ever tasted.. . I had a party a couple years ago, and I made a punch bowl full of it. I think there are people still laying in the bushes outside my house. Oh boy.. the good ol' days.

A few weeks ago, I discovered the art of making my own sweet/sour mix at home with simple syrup (saturated sugar/water), fresh-squeezed lemon, and fresh-squeezed lime juice. After getting the ratio right, and tasting the Long Island mixed in this fashion, I proceeded to dump a full bottle of store-bought (preservative-laced) sweet/sour mix down the sink drain. I have seen the light. :D

[Crazy Local]

Crazy Local -- I have a 22 Grady dive boat that my wife named "Joint Venture" and my dive buddys wanted us to put Bogata Columbia for the home port. I bet ya the Coast Guard would love that!.Gary

LOL You're asking for trouble... But then again isn't it sort of fun to mess with them?? I'm going to wrap one of those white Styrofoam coolers up with cellophane, and dump it out of my boat next time I'm running near a coast guard boat. Can you imagine the laugh they will have when they pick it up and it's full of my empty coors light cans?? Hahahahaha

[Crazy Local]

A few weeks ago, I discovered the art of making my own sweet/sour mix at home with simple syrup (saturated sugar/water), fresh-squeezed lemon, and fresh-squeezed lime juice. After getting the ratio right, and tasting the Long Island mixed in this fashion, I proceeded to dump a full bottle of store-bought (preservative-laced) sweet/sour mix down the sink drain. I have seen the light. :D

Holy mackerel I don't go that far. Too bad you're in Michigan or I'd tell you to stop by and for a compare and contrast session!

I just noticed we have the same boats too... We're like family almost.

[HStream1]

WHAT :eek:. Consumtion of Alcohol or illegal drugs while logged on to Scream And Fly is against site Rules. :nonod: And for the safety of others and your key board this rule should be strictly adheared to.

There have been way to many instances where alcohol has been spewed on Computer screens/key boards or vast amounts of beverage spilled. :cheers:

[Crazy Local]

WHAT :eek:. Consumtion of Alcohol or illegal drugs while logged on to Scream And Fly is against site Rules. :nonod: And for the safety of others and your key board this rule should be strictly adheared to.

There have been way to many instances where alcohol has been spewed on Computer screens/key boards or vast amounts of beverage spilled. :cheers:

Sorry... I'll try to be classier. :cheers:

:DDDDDDD

[olboatman]

What a great thread after the "$25K Seabold race boat" one that was shut down! This is what fun is about. Gary

[Robby321]

Guilty!


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[Forkin' Crazy]

Good thing PUI isn't illegal... yet. :rolleyes:

[Crazy Local]

Good thing PUI isn't illegal... yet. :rolleyes:


I'll ruin it for everyone...............hiccup!

[albypine]

What a great thread after the "$25K Seabold race boat" one that was shut down! This is what fun is about. Gary
It was 75k lmao

[olboatman]

Really! I guess I must have had at least 1 too many. Gary

[flabum1017]

Hey,,,,, where's AFR in this thread?????? :D

[albypine]

Hey,,,,, where's AFR in this thread?????? :D
Passed out :D he Wake up and find this ;)

[afr]

Passed out :D he Wake up and find this ;)
nope i was not going to post on this

[flabum1017]

nope i was not going to post on this


He's awake now...... :D :D :leaving:

[Robby321]

nope i was not going to post on this

But ya did!..:p.........."to ignore a thread about alcohol and posting S+F, is like going to the tavern..(gotta love the PNW, as we still call'em Taverns), is like going to the bar, drinking "Perrier" freaking water, and expect to get laid some wild wasted woman at 2am close! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!:D

[afr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CntcTD6VEAM

[Robby321]

WHAT :eek:. Consumption of Alcohol or illegal drugs while logged on to Scream And Fly is against site Rules. Bud, I'm taking Greg to court on this if so..(kidding here of course).. :D Its legal here WA now too .."consume combustible stuff" that simple grows out the ground. Brew yer own home grown beer, but you must consume on yer own property! And with the WWW? Jeezz, I toke a bit, and I only can respond to the other state, CO legal?, or only those that home brew in certain states? (HA!) You kids are nuts. I'm older than most, but ..guess I ..like my dad..(party yer ass off until ya die), "taught the younger how to live right!";):D:thumbsup:

(and don't take life so serious anyway, as no body gets out alive anyway!;))

[afr]

part 2 lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx1zJR7U7N8

[Crazy Local]

I'm getting a late start. I'm mixing my first one up right now. Vodka & ___________ I'm too embarrassed to say what I'm mixing it with......

[afr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Au_8GMUxVs

[afr]

just opened my first top now as well

[afr]

and who can forget ole lawnmower steve

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95qZtwJNjxk

[Crazy Local]

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Hi, my name is Ken, and in this picture I have been sober for zero minutes.

[davemvegas]

ken you now have a curfew. as well as a few other rules that only pertain to you. as of recent reveiw of your posting activitys. you need to find a sober clear minded adult either in your family or on your block. to screen all your post before you launch them online. this will keep you from telling us to much of your thoughts that should be kept tucked away.

anyway i drilled 1272 1 1/2 inch holes on all inner panels of the stratos today to get ready for your vegas sunday. total weight removed was 68 lbs. looking back i should have just let lisa drive it to race you. i guess i can still let her drive it. 340-140=200 200+68=268 total weight savings. i think were ready for sunday,

[Crazy Local]

LOL. Why set the bar low? Aim high! Race my Quartershot. It's only a 65mph boat!!! :cool:

[Crazy Local]

ken you now have a curfew. as well as a few other rules that only pertain to you. as of recent reveiw of your posting activitys. you need to find a sober clear minded adult either in your family or on your block. to screen all your post before you launch them online. this will keep you from telling us to much of your thoughts that should be kept tucked away.

anyway i drilled 1272 1 1/2 inch holes on all inner panels of the stratos today to get ready for your vegas sunday. total weight removed was 68 lbs. looking back i should have just let lisa drive it to race you. i guess i can still let her drive it. 340-140=200 200+68=268 total weight savings. i think were ready for sunday,

Hey... now that I think about this... Sunday is Easter. Sorry! Let's do it Saturday. Loser has to paint their toenails. Yippieeeeee!!!!

[davemvegas]

i have to do some of my court ordered community service hours on saturday.

[Crazy Local]

i have to do some of my court ordered community service hours on saterday.

:icon_bs:

I thought you were a classy MF!!!

[davemvegas]

i am. it was a misunderstanding. i did not know she was a cop.

[Crazy Local]

My wife dressed up as a police woman last night and said, "You're being charged with being amazing in bed"


After a couple minutes she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence.

[davemvegas]

at least you got to audition for the part. that is more of a chance then i had.

[Crazy Local]

at least you got to audition for the part. that is more of a chance then i had.

Maybe you should get to know my wife better then...

[davemvegas]

i meant with the cop. but your wife is pretty cute. if your boat ever starts to sink i will rush over and get her back to land. you can swim right?

[Crazy Local]

i meant with the cop. but your wife is pretty cute. if your boat ever starts to sink i will rush over and get her back to land. you can swim right?

No.... but a Captain always goes down with his ship...............

[Robby321]

Damn, weird as Im on the west coast and 9pm?.........hmmmmm.., the drunks east coast must have closed the bars and hit the puter..(PWI)? Last post me 2 PAGES back? Only a hour ago?
Oh well, carry on, as a 12 pak is crushed cans now, and the food bag on and that FAVORITE "piece of real estate" here..(couch and drag racing the big screen)..but just "pre sleep", as wake up 2am, and go to bed....(gotta love retired..(or retarded, I don't care!) Rock on!

[Robby321]

No.... but a Captain always goes down with his ship...............

Not.."Captain Morgan"!...(pirate whiskey)

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[Crazy Local]

Damn, weird as Im on the west coast and 9pm?.........hmmmmm.., the drunks east coast must have closed the bars and hit the puter..(PWI)? Last post me 2 PAGES back? Only a hour ago?
Oh well, carry on, as a 12 pak is crushed cans now, and the food bag on and that FAVORITE "piece of real estate" here..(couch and drag racing the big screen)..but just "pre sleep", as wake up 2am, and go to bed....(gotta love retired..(or retarded, I don't care!) Rock on!

Well I would be sitting in front of the big screen, but the kids have it occupied. I'll stick to PWI for now lol..

On a side note... woke up this morning without feeling I have posting remorse, and the room was stationary. I think it's going to be a good day! ;)

[HStream1]

Its threads like this that convince me the Rodent LIED about a early spring :D.

[Crazy Local]

Its threads like this that convince me the Rodent LIED about a early spring :D.

That's why he's got a lawsuit slapped against his ass. LOL

[HStream1]

Yea I saw that. And they are seeking the death penalty.

[Crazy Local]

Yea I saw that. And they are seeking the death penalty.

GOOD.

Although I live in Florida, it's not that cold. I plan on bondo-ing a Bobs tonight when I get home, and I'm hoping it's warmer than that 50 degrees we had last night.

[HStream1]

Bondo an Nose cone :nonod:. You'll be sorry.

[Crazy Local]

Enlighten me, master!!!!

[olboatman]

I heard the "Rodent" was put into federal protection hiding after threats were made on his life! No Fooling. LOL Gary

[Robby321]

WOODY: How's it going Mr. Peterson?
NORM: Poor.
WOODY: I'm sorry to hear that.
NORM: No, I mean pour.

[Robby321]

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[Crazy Local]

WOODY: How's it going Mr. Peterson?
NORM: Poor.
WOODY: I'm sorry to hear that.
NORM: No, I mean pour.

Top me off, James. Right-o.

[Robby321]

COACH: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
NORM : No, I know what one looks like. Just pour me one.

CLIFF: Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

[TNT]

Long island iced tea for me
...with a hint of F.A.G...

[olboatman]

COACH: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
NORM : No, I know what one looks like. Just pour me one.

CLIFF: Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

But officer this was with doctors orders! Gary

[Crazy Local]

...with a hint of F.A.G...

It's not a classy drink unless it has a f'n Parasol hanging out of it!!!!!!!! We are classy mf-ers here, ok???????????:cheers:

[HStream1]

Using acronyms like "mf-ers" you're not classy :nonod:.:D


We are classy mf-ers here, ok???????????:cheers:

[Crazy Local]

Using acronyms like "mf-ers" you're not classy :nonod:.:D

MF could mean anything though... ie..... Milk Farmer? LOL

[HStream1]

Never met a classy milk farmer either.

[Crazy Local]

Never met a classy milk farmer either.

I'm actually a milk farmer in real life. Just showed my coworkers this post. Here is their response: 274373

[njj502]

Drinking and consuming combustables while using a tool like Scream & Fly creates threads like "cheezy" and the fiasco of CC Blow Fast Powerheads. I have no isses with that...

[olboatman]

Hey guys! Its thursty thursday --- now its time to post . EEEEE-HAAAA!

[olboatman]

Boy Im ready for spring and some ice free water! Ready to try out some new toys.

[Crazy Local]

Hey guys! Its thursty thursday --- now its time to post . EEEEE-HAAAA!

I just read an article that there are FEMALE HORMONES IN BEER.

No wonder when I drink I talk so much Sh*t, gain weight, and can't drive!

[davemvegas]

have you been drunk everytime i have seen you try to drive your vegas?

[Crazy Local]

have you been drunk everytime i have seen you try to drive your vegas?



No! I'm a classy mf milk farmin fool.

[Robby321]

I don't know where this thread is going, but still fun!...(how the hell did this get to milk farmers?..,.(ya wackos are simple OK me, but NUTSO!";):D:thumbsup:

[Instigator]

MF could mean anything though... ie..... Milk Farmer? LOL
Now that was funny :D

I've been here long enough that I've seen it all, and been involved in most of it. From meeting the nicest people to being within a nats eye lash of grabbing a can of whop ass and driving/flying/walking to see whoever pissed me off most recently :p
And yes, alcohol was usually involved. I'd come home from the local establishment, type something stupid, then go to bed.
The next morning I'd panic waiting to see what I wrote and who I Pissed off this time. Evidently I am fairly funny while plowed because normally it was all good :thumbsup:

"Back in the Day" there were several who would stop in while enlightened and have a good ole time.

PS, Danny, Long Islands are the fastest/cheapest way to get toasted if made correctly ; )

[baja200merk]

I know its time for bed when i have to re-read and type a sentence 15 times before it makes sense. :D

[jphii]

I don't think I've ever posted while inebriated....

[HStream1]

I'll take bets against that statement !!! :D:cheers:



I don't think I've ever posted while inebriated....

[pyro]

...with a hint of F.A.G...


It's not a classy drink unless it has a f'n Parasol hanging out of it!!!!!!!! We are classy mf-ers here, ok???????????:cheers:

OK... Is this better? I'm working on this bottle right now.

http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg629/hydropyropyropyro/1962C7F4-B2C5-4B44-9456-0A0961BF5BEE-17279-00001F55BD15C77D.jpg

[afr]

nice drink up / hope you can catch up :thumbsup:

[Robby321]

I've been here long enough that I've seen it all, and been involved in most of it. From meeting the nicest people to being within a nats eye lash of grabbing a can of whop ass and driving/flying/walking to see whoever pissed me off most recently :p
And yes, alcohol was usually involved. I'd come home from the local establishment, type something stupid, then go to bed.
The next morning I'd panic waiting to see what I wrote and who I Pissed off this time. Evidently I am fairly funny while plowed because normally it was all good :thumbsup:

"Back in the Day" there were several who would stop in while enlightened and have a good ole time.

HA! THATS CALLED LIFE!:D HA! See any my post between 12..(when I get up), and 2pm. (Retired almost 19 years, and the "perfect bum!;)) Then the later night post, seems way diff? Thats deep onto a 12 pack, and maybe a toke a smoke..(screw ya legal here!;)..like I ever cared anyway). Whats funny to me is some can't understand what I said when wasted (maybe 10%), but the rest get it?

Best all I can say is where the hell is TREX. Chime in dude. You the funniest MF..(not a milk farmer bet):p.....that post chit I UNDERSTAND TOO DAMN WELL..(Trex for Prez!):thumbsup:

[Robby321]

Also should say, as this is just typed words, as if ya really would laugh at some the great comedians WITHOUT THE REAL VOICE! If only typed..(Bill Cosby, Cheech and Choung, ROBIN WILLAMS, etc? Make no sense. The net simple .."lacks the human touch"

[Robby321]

I just read an article that there are FEMALE HORMONES IN BEER.

No wonder when I drink I talk so much Sh*t, gain weight, and can't drive!

HA! Yep! But I walked out Nam '69 with a 32 waist, 190, now a 33 waist, and 210. Not bad after 44 years now. BUT ..I always talked chit, (and never shut either:p), and ANYTHING after 5 mph..(I fall over a lot under that, as NEED speed to function!) . Thing is, I got more Tittie, and a swelling beer belly, than long ago .."getting some Tit, and screw up? SHE got the belly!) And I sure can drive..(until pulled over some young pig cop, saying "ya can't do that! "But I just did?":confused:" But just did, right? The cop, says.."it will kill you!" "DO I LOOK DEAD AZZHOLE?":confused:..(..smartazz my mouth has been me "cuffed and hauled off more that care to admit! best I can say here is..fun will probably cost ya money";)
OK me, as like "Doritos", we will make more, and I aint slowing down until 6 feet under pushing up daisy's:thumbsup:

And it was not only the 70's that made me and my think, it was the 50/60'70"s, and 80's, when the world went "south". Aint no FREAKING way in hell, ANYONE can take my "mems" away...as ya can "put the cuffs on me", but I still will be me. I live by the "Golden Rule", always treat another right, and ask zip in return. And do a simple "Good Deed" daily, even the little stuff, like walking the dog and pick up some idiots tossed crap out the car (lazy slob)

My problem with "life" now? Life is making new "RULES", faster than I can adapt them, ..AND I'M NOT THE PROBLEM ANYWAY!;)