woodco
01-02-2003, 06:21 PM
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband
> > > is at work.
> > >
> > > Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them
> > > and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
> > >
> > > The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her
> > > lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy
> > > is in there already.
> > >
> > > The little boy says, "Dark in here."
> > > The man says, "Yes, it is."
> > > Boy - "I have a baseball."
> > > Man - "That's nice."
> > > Boy - "Want to buy it?"
> > > Man - "No, thanks."
> > > Boy - "My dad's outside."
> > > Man - "OK, how much?"
> > > Boy - "$250"
> > >
> > > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
> > > and the lover are in the closet together.
> > >
> > > Boy - "Dark in here."
> > > Man - "Yes, it is."
> > > Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
> > > The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How
> > > much?"
> > > Boy - "$750"
> > > Man - "Fine."
> > >
> > > A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab
> > > your glove, let's go outside and have a game of
> > > catch."
> > > The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my
> > > glove."
> > > The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
> > > Boy -"$1,000"
> > > The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your
> > > friends like that...that is way more than those two
> > > things cost.
> > > I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
> > >
> > >
> > > They go to the church and the father makes the little
> > > boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the
> > > door.
> > >
> > > The boy says, "Dark in here."
> > > The priest says, "Don't start that **** again".
> > > is at work.
> > >
> > > Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them
> > > and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
> > >
> > > The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her
> > > lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy
> > > is in there already.
> > >
> > > The little boy says, "Dark in here."
> > > The man says, "Yes, it is."
> > > Boy - "I have a baseball."
> > > Man - "That's nice."
> > > Boy - "Want to buy it?"
> > > Man - "No, thanks."
> > > Boy - "My dad's outside."
> > > Man - "OK, how much?"
> > > Boy - "$250"
> > >
> > > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
> > > and the lover are in the closet together.
> > >
> > > Boy - "Dark in here."
> > > Man - "Yes, it is."
> > > Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
> > > The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How
> > > much?"
> > > Boy - "$750"
> > > Man - "Fine."
> > >
> > > A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab
> > > your glove, let's go outside and have a game of
> > > catch."
> > > The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my
> > > glove."
> > > The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
> > > Boy -"$1,000"
> > > The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your
> > > friends like that...that is way more than those two
> > > things cost.
> > > I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
> > >
> > >
> > > They go to the church and the father makes the little
> > > boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the
> > > door.
> > >
> > > The boy says, "Dark in here."
> > > The priest says, "Don't start that **** again".