rock
06-21-2012, 07:40 AM
Young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6'2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a Mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap at 40 paces.
When he finmally came of age he applied to his dream job, West Texas Sheriff's Department. After a series of tests and interviews the Assistant Chief called him in for his last interview.
The Assistant Chief said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good but we have one more "attitude suitability" test. We don't let just anybody carry our badge.
Then, sliding a six shooter and a box of ammo he said, "Now go out and kill six illegal aliens, six Muslim terrorists, six lawyers, six Democrats, six meth dealers and a rabbit."
The applicant says, "Why the rabbit?"
The Chief smiles and says, "Good job son. Here's your badge.
Rock
When he finmally came of age he applied to his dream job, West Texas Sheriff's Department. After a series of tests and interviews the Assistant Chief called him in for his last interview.
The Assistant Chief said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good but we have one more "attitude suitability" test. We don't let just anybody carry our badge.
Then, sliding a six shooter and a box of ammo he said, "Now go out and kill six illegal aliens, six Muslim terrorists, six lawyers, six Democrats, six meth dealers and a rabbit."
The applicant says, "Why the rabbit?"
The Chief smiles and says, "Good job son. Here's your badge.
Rock