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Raceman
12-16-2002, 10:25 PM
FOR THOSE INTERESTED IN GENEALOGY: Tipper Gore, an amateur
genealogical researcher, discovered that her husband's great-great uncle, Chadsworth Gore, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Tennessee in 1889. The only known photograph of Chadsworth Gore shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: "Chadsworth Gore; horse thief, sent to Tennessee Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Tennessee Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889." After letting Al Gore and his staff of professional image consultants peruse the findings, they decided to crop Chadsworth's picture, scan it in as an enlarged image, and edit it with image processing software so that the biographical sketch was sent to the Associated Press as follows: "Chadsworth Gore was a famous rancher in early Tennessee history. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Tennessee railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. "In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Chadsworth Gore passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."

And thus the Gore family experienced the very first "hanging Chad."

eautosales
12-16-2002, 11:15 PM
lmao thats funny:D

gaineso
12-17-2002, 06:25 AM
Definitely won't show that to the SO!!!

She thinks Al Bore is a great man. We avoid politics at home. We're a lot more likely to embrace the plague than talk about politics.

We both like cats so we get along well.

Talon2.5
12-17-2002, 08:00 AM
hahahaha perfect example of government cover ups :D

Rickracer
12-17-2002, 08:31 AM
...and they are in fine form :confused: :confused: :confused:

halveb
12-17-2002, 09:58 AM
Damn Raceman, If I ever run for a political office I want you spinning my story. No matter what I've done I think you could make it sound grrrrrrreat. :D