My 2011 Religious Christmas Joke

[mirage243]

A nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban who was eating some fresh shrimp. Every time he ate one he spat the tail at her and she had to throw it out the window.

Eventually she got pissed off and pulled the Emergency Cord. The turban wearing Muslim looked at her and said, "You'll get fined $250 for doing that you stupid Catholic slut whore!

She laughed back and said, "When I cry out rape and they smell your fingers, you'll get 20 years to life, you towel headed camel-*****." :D:D:D

Merry Christmas to all My S&F buddies.

[Capt.Insane-o]

Lol..

[RED ALERT]

Offensive, yet funny at the same time.

[Part-Time]

kind reminds me of something a friend of mine posted on FB

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If anybody wants them, I have four extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evil Knievel) show.

Robbie will be flying into Toronto to stage an event at the Air Canada Centre next weekend.

He is going to try to jump over 10,000 Muslims using a Caterpillar D-9"

[mirage243]

Offensive, yet funny at the same time.

Yea, I'm really worried about offending someone. :rolleyes: :D

[njj502]

He is going to try to jump over 10,000 Muslims using a Caterpillar D-9"

Now I'd really like to see that! Just think how fast a D9 would have to go to clear em all!!!! :rolleyes:

[Erine]

Merry Christmas to you Bill keep them coming in 2012 Ernie.

[Forkin' Crazy]

Classic!!! :thumbsup: