mirage243
09-21-2011, 02:23 PM
Last night my daughters came home from school with some raffle tickets for sale.
"Daddy, will you buy some raffle tickets from me?"...."sure honey, what are they for?"..... "the FFA guys are building deer stands, they're 5x4 metal with metal roof, shooting houses"............"hell yea, I'll buy some, how much are the tickets?"..... "they are 5 bucks each, I need to sell 5 and sister needs to sell 5"...."I'll take 'em all, but ya'll have to fill them out and leave 'em on the counter, here's the 50 bucks, your welcome"
So this morning I get ready to leave the house and there are the tickets on the counter, I pick 'em up and look at 'em and right there at the top it announces that the FFA are raffling off, get this................."WILDLIFE OBSERVATION HOUSES"............wtf?.........
If you believe in God, please pray that I win one. The winners will come out at halftime of the football game next Friday night and say their little "thank you's". If I win somebody better have video camera of me telling 20,000 people how much sh*t is gonna die out of the thing and how bloody a mess it's gonna make.:D
"Daddy, will you buy some raffle tickets from me?"...."sure honey, what are they for?"..... "the FFA guys are building deer stands, they're 5x4 metal with metal roof, shooting houses"............"hell yea, I'll buy some, how much are the tickets?"..... "they are 5 bucks each, I need to sell 5 and sister needs to sell 5"...."I'll take 'em all, but ya'll have to fill them out and leave 'em on the counter, here's the 50 bucks, your welcome"
So this morning I get ready to leave the house and there are the tickets on the counter, I pick 'em up and look at 'em and right there at the top it announces that the FFA are raffling off, get this................."WILDLIFE OBSERVATION HOUSES"............wtf?.........
If you believe in God, please pray that I win one. The winners will come out at halftime of the football game next Friday night and say their little "thank you's". If I win somebody better have video camera of me telling 20,000 people how much sh*t is gonna die out of the thing and how bloody a mess it's gonna make.:D