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Talon2.5
11-30-2002, 03:44 AM
Doris and Fred had started their retirement
years and decided to raise some extra cash
by advertising for a lodger in their terrace
house.

After a few days, a young attractive woman
applied for the room and explained that she
was a model working in a near-by city center
studio for a few weeks and that she would like
the room from Mondays to Thursdays, but would
pay for the whole week.

Doris showed her the house and they agreed to
start straight away.

“There's just one problem," explained the model.
”Because of my job, I have to have a bath every
night, and I notice you don't have a bath.”

“That's not a problem,” replied Doris. “We have a
tin bath out in the yard and we bring it into the
living room in front of the fire and fill it with
hot water.”

“What about your husband? asked the model.

“Oh, he plays darts most weekdays, so he will be
out in the evenings,” replied Doris.

“Good,” said the model. “Now that that's been
settled, I'll go to the studio and see you tonight.”

That evening, Fred dutifully went to his darts match
while Doris prepared the bath for the model. After
stripping off, the model stepped into the bath. Doris
was amazed to see that she had no hair down there.

The model noticed Doris' staring eyes, so she smiled
and explained that it is part of her job to shave
herself, especially when modeling swimmer or underclothes.

Later when Fred returned, Doris related this oddity and
he does not believe her.

“It's true, I tell you!” said Doris. “Look, if you don't
believe me, tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly
open and you can peek in and see for yourself."”

The next night, Fred left as usual and Doris prepared
the bath for the model. As the model stepped naked into
the bath, Doris stood behind her.

Doris looked towards the curtains and pointed down towards the
model's naked area. Then she lifted up her skirt
and wearing no panties, pointed to her own hairy mass.

Later Fred returned and they retired to bed.

“Well, do you believe me now?” she asked Fred.

“Yes, he replied. “I've never seen anything like it in my
life. But why did you lift up your skirt and show yourself?”

“Just to show you the difference.” answered Doris. “But
I guess you've seen me millions of times.”

“Yes, said Fred, I have - but the rest of the dart team
hadn't.”

bulldogdaddy
11-30-2002, 03:57 AM
to funny,love to see a screamtoon for that one!

175checkmate
11-30-2002, 04:38 AM
I need a good laugh tonight.:D

Tom D.
11-30-2002, 10:32 PM
Too funny Skip! 2 for 1 show!:D ;)

dragonwolfe
12-01-2002, 12:40 PM
Good one Skip, very funny!:D :D :D