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Talon2.5
11-29-2002, 06:05 AM
:D
vector mike
11-29-2002, 08:52 AM
You know it!!!!:D :D :eek:
FCnLa
11-29-2002, 12:21 PM
When it gets slipped on the finger at the wedding, they cross again!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :D
us1
11-29-2002, 01:16 PM
That’s pretty funny. You are missing the third picture. Once the ring is on the finger you go back to picture one.
Tom D.
11-29-2002, 03:39 PM
That's a classic Skip! The trick is to keep bringing jewelery ever time you want some, And the bigger the jewel the wider....well you get the drift don't ya!:D :D
us1
11-29-2002, 03:50 PM
Oh man, one if our respected female members is going to read this and we are going all get our butts kicked.:eek:
fredsav
11-29-2002, 04:03 PM
Men vs. Women: Round 1

NICKNAMES


If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for
lunch, they will call each other Laura,
Suzanne, Debra and Rose.


If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they
will affectionately refer to each other as Fat
Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.


EATING OUT


When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and
John will each throw in $20, even though it's
only for $32.50. None of them will have
anything smaller, and none will actually admit
they want change back.


When the girls get their bill, out come the
pocket calculators.


MONEY


A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.


A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she
doesn't want.


BATHROOMS


A man has six items in his bathroom: a
toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of
soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.


The average number of items in the typical
woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be
able to identify most of these items.


ARGUMENTS


A woman has the last word in any argument.


Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.


CATS


Women love cats.


Men say they love cats, but when women aren't
looking, men kick cats.


FUTURE


A woman worries about the future until she
gets a husband.


A man never worries about the future until he
gets a wife.


SUCCESS


A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.


A successful woman is one who can find such a
man.


MARRIAGE


A woman marries a man expecting he will
change, but he doesn't.


A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
change and she does.


DRESSING UP


A woman will dress up to go shopping, water
the plants, empty the garbage, answer the
phone, read a book, and get the mail.


A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


NATURAL


Men wake up as good-looking as they went to
bed.


Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


OFFSPRING


Ah, children. A woman knows all about her
children. She knows about dentist appointments
and romances, best friends, favorite foods,
secret fears and hopes and dreams.


A man is vaguely aware of some short people
living in the house.


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY


Any married man should forget his mistakes.


There's no use in two people remembering the
same thing
bulldogdaddy
11-29-2002, 04:53 PM
you forgot the one about,after picking up bo derek from the bar ,you wake up with bo didly
Boz
11-29-2002, 05:09 PM
Never went to bed w/ an ugly girl, but I sure have woken up w/ a few:eek:
woodco
11-29-2002, 08:21 PM
And we alll thought the ring was expensive !!!! :eek:
blewbyualways
11-29-2002, 08:29 PM
Only kidding just couldn't resist. Hey I do believe alot of this to be true!!!!
us1
11-29-2002, 08:54 PM
I knew it was only a mater of time until they caught up with us.:D
us1
11-29-2002, 11:38 PM
That can get expensive.
woodco
11-29-2002, 11:49 PM
Very .... Very.... Very Expensive :(
blewbyualways
11-30-2002, 12:30 AM
Nothing is for free baby!!!!
175checkmate
11-30-2002, 12:41 AM
Very good stuff gents, very good stuff.
us1
11-30-2002, 12:48 AM
I live in LA. A cutie like that is going to have a surprise in HIS pants.
us1
11-30-2002, 10:37 AM
Hahahahahaha. You have to be on you toes around here.:D :D :D
blewbyualways
11-30-2002, 12:23 PM
A few more drinks that'll be fine;)
vector mike
11-30-2002, 07:19 PM
Who is that in your avatar? :confused:
blewbyualways
12-01-2002, 10:10 PM
Somebody stuck her there just for kicks-its not me sweetie!!!;)
Blewbyu1
12-06-2002, 12:31 PM
its funny us ladies fall for you men we all just need to smarten up and if we want a diamond we should buy it ourselves.That way we wont have a headache the rest of our lives:p
us1
12-06-2002, 01:07 PM
Your takin all the fun out of it. Us men don't want this sort of information getting around.:D
BathTubBabe
12-06-2002, 03:36 PM
yepper, that is you for sure, After the East Lake Summer Blowout
:p ;) :D
us1
12-06-2002, 08:32 PM
Like father like son.:D