Hope this works

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12:D :D :D

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oh sh#t bad luck:eek:

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and your off my christmas card list!!!!!

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last ditch effort

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Was number 8 somebody who has already posted on this string. Come on let's be honest now.





> Top 8 Morons
>
>
> 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T FIRED President John Walter
> after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a
> $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking
> intelligence.
>
> 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, California
spent
> two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside
> his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that
the
> man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting "Please come out
> and give yourself up."
>
> 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped
a
> motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller
machines,
> wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank
> accounts.
>
> 4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked
for
> all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so
he
> tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours
until
> police showed up and grabbed him.
>
> 5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery
> suspect who just couldn't control himself during a line-up. When
detectives
> asked each man in the line-up to repeat the words, "Give me all your
> money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"
>
> 6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING?? A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife
> is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her
> first child?" the doctor asked. "No!", the man shouted, "This is her
> husband!".
>
> 7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!! In Modesto, California, Steven
> Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch
> without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but
> unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellllllooooooo!
)
>
> 8. THE GRAND FINALE......... Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located
in
> the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, some folks, new
to
> boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they
> couldn't get their brand new 22 ft going. It was very sluggish in almost
> every manoeuvre, no matter how much power was applied. After about an hour
> of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone
> there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed
> everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out
drive
> went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the
> marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on
> water, he
> was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER ...THIS IS TRUE... Under the boat,
still
> strapped securely in place, was the traile

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the guilt was killing me.

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It had to be you fred, you were the closest number to 8;)