Ally 1988
11-26-2002, 07:51 PM
> > A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet,
> > rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over
> > immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should
> > bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress
> > his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his
> > face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replied. "Can you get him
> > for me? I need to speak to him", she says, running her hands beyond his
> > beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender.
> > "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a
> > message," she continues, running
> > her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly
> > popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck
> > them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
> > "Tell him," she whispers, "that there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or
> > paper towels in the women's bathroom...."
> >
> > rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over
> > immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should
> > bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress
> > his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his
> > face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replied. "Can you get him
> > for me? I need to speak to him", she says, running her hands beyond his
> > beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender.
> > "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a
> > message," she continues, running
> > her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly
> > popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck
> > them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
> > "Tell him," she whispers, "that there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or
> > paper towels in the women's bathroom...."
> >