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BathTubBabe
11-25-2002, 02:12 PM
Go buy a turkey
Take a drink of whiskey
Put turkey in the oven
Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Set the degree at 375 ovens
Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Turn oven the on
Take 4 whisks of drinky
Turk the bastey
Whiskey another bottle of get
Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Take the oven out of the turkey
Take the oven out of the turkey
Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Turk the carvey
Get yourself another scottle of botch
Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Bless the saying, pass and eat out.



:eek: :D

QUICKSILVER
11-25-2002, 02:30 PM
You stole my grandma's recepie.

175checkmate
11-25-2002, 02:31 PM
Now thats good, I will have to try that one.

FCnLa
11-27-2002, 03:21 AM
And you might end up with something like this............

:D :D :D

VectorPat
11-27-2002, 02:34 PM
Nice Breasts:D :D