BathTubBabe
11-20-2002, 05:20 PM
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face
was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't
graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the
husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only
skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come
from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell
no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor
also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the
woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had
before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her
youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was
overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want
to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could
ever repay you." "My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I
need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.
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George went on a vacation to the Middle East with
his Family including his mother-in-law. During their
vacation in Jerusalem George's Mother-in-law died.
With the death certificate in his hand, George went
to the American Consulate Office to make arrange-
ments to send the body back to the United States for
a proper burial.
The Consul told George that to send the body back
to the United States for burial is very, very expensive.
It could cost, him as much as $5,000.00.
The Consul told him that in most cases the person
responsible for the remains normally decides to bury
the body here in Jerusalem. This would only cost him
$150.00.
George thinks for sometime and answers, "I don't
care how much it will cost to send the body back;
that's what I want to do."
The Consul says, "You must have loved your Mother-
in-law very much considering the difference in price."
"No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of
a case many, many years ago of a man that was buried
here in Jerusalem. On the third day he arose from the
dead!
I just can't take that chance!
was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't
graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the
husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only
skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come
from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell
no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor
also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the
woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had
before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her
youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was
overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want
to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could
ever repay you." "My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I
need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.
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George went on a vacation to the Middle East with
his Family including his mother-in-law. During their
vacation in Jerusalem George's Mother-in-law died.
With the death certificate in his hand, George went
to the American Consulate Office to make arrange-
ments to send the body back to the United States for
a proper burial.
The Consul told George that to send the body back
to the United States for burial is very, very expensive.
It could cost, him as much as $5,000.00.
The Consul told him that in most cases the person
responsible for the remains normally decides to bury
the body here in Jerusalem. This would only cost him
$150.00.
George thinks for sometime and answers, "I don't
care how much it will cost to send the body back;
that's what I want to do."
The Consul says, "You must have loved your Mother-
in-law very much considering the difference in price."
"No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of
a case many, many years ago of a man that was buried
here in Jerusalem. On the third day he arose from the
dead!
I just can't take that chance!