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Talon2.5
11-19-2002, 06:26 AM
10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE
> PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
>
> 1. Elvis is dead.
>
> 2. Anything below 45 degrees is cold. You should be wearing a
jacket, long pants, and shoes with socks.
>
> 3. Jesus was not White.
>
> 4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
>
> 5. Black folks do tan!
>
> 6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
>
> 7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
>
> 8. Bob Hope has never been funny.
>
> 9. In his prime, Joe Louis would have beat the tar out of Rocky
> Marciano. (So would Muhammad Ali)
>
> 10. Money isn't everything.
>
> 10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK
> PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
>
> 1. Tupac is dead.
>
> 2. Gold plating does not make everything better.
>
> 3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
>
> 4. O.J. did it
>
> 5. Teeth should not be decorated.
>
> 6. There are some outfits that hats don't go with.
>
> 7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
>
> 8. Larry Bird could play.
>
> 9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your
> car.
>
> 10. Your pastor doesn't know everything
>
> 10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT SPANISH
> PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT:
>
>
> 1. Chicken is food, not a roommate
>
> 2. Its the Yankees not the Jankees
>
> 3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration
>
> 4. If _______(fill in the blank with your country) is so beautiful
and nice, what are you doing here???
>
> 5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in
> your family
>
> 6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
> statement
>
> 7. There are other foods beside Arroz con Pollo
>
> 8. Jesus is not a name for your son
>
> 9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter
>
> 10. Despite what Rita Moreno sang.......EVERYTHING
> IS NOT FREE IN AMERICA

175checkmate
11-19-2002, 10:29 AM
Very true.
It all rolls down to differnent strokes for different folks.

vector mike
11-19-2002, 11:08 AM
I love it! These are so true. :D

Talon2.5
11-20-2002, 05:55 PM
yes they are