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mirage243
05-21-2011, 10:47 AM
http://www.delconewsnetwork.com/articles/2011/05/20/news_of_delaware_county/news/doc4dd5be8977ba3634226221.txt?viewmode=fullstory

I've heard it all.

Forkin' Crazy
05-21-2011, 11:30 AM
"Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood announced the money was discovered missing earlier this month"

Think he is full of chit? ;)

BUSHWACKER
05-21-2011, 11:35 AM
:nonod: Sounds like one to use George Carlin's famous line on, "I forgot" :eek:

Superbender
05-21-2011, 06:52 PM
Yeah thats how it happened:rolleyes:

Robby321
05-21-2011, 07:34 PM
Such BS! This cracks me up, $8,000 hidden in a bathroom cabinet and $5 in another place

Lock and load, the new "mafia is in town".

Gotta tell ya a quick story. Way back in 1988, had a few (too many) beers in me, after cutting grass my acreage all day back Illinois. 10pm now, Jump on the Harley Shovelhead chopper, hit the "Burger King" down the road, for food to go. Coming back down Main street, theres a corvette next to me at the light. He wants too punch off the green. No thanks, as 25 mph town next. Ride in side by side, he's still "goosing it", and sure as chit, cop on our azz, just as we came into town. I pull over thinking they want the corvette dude? WRONG, I GOT NAILED! Some bitch cop, I smarted off, cuffed fast..(her partner, big azz dude", and she went through my saddlebags. WAY on the bottom, is duct tape, and 16 inch heavy duty "wireties", like the ones cops use on ya. She pulls them out, looked at me, "what do you plan to use these for?" ITS A OLD HARLEY, CHIT WANTS TO FALL OFF, YA DUMB SOB!
Got a "Reckless/DUI" from that, and evidence in court was two warm saddle bag beers, wire ties, and duct tape. NO, I refused a breath test too. "See ya in court".
Long to short, can't argue good old Chicago politics/lawyers. Knew a good one..$5000 later, free and clear. Its only money, and damn sure does "Talk!"

HStream1
05-22-2011, 06:02 AM
It got burned alright:rolleyes:. It burned a hole right into some cop or DA's pocket. In the mean time the rightful owner doesn't get their money back.

Hydrophobic guy
05-22-2011, 06:40 AM
Nothing like having a license to steal. ;)

BUSHWACKER
05-22-2011, 11:19 AM
Nothing like having a license to steal. ;)

"LICENSE? We don't need no stinkin license!" :nonod:

Forkin' Crazy
05-22-2011, 10:21 PM
I bet they burn all the pot they confiscate too!!! ;)

Robby321
05-23-2011, 03:31 PM
I bet they burn all the pot they confiscate too!!! ;)

Slowly of course.........:leaving:

Forkin' Crazy
05-24-2011, 08:14 AM
Slowly of course.........:leaving:

LMAO!!! Or sell it as many do!!! ;)