Corrupt-A-Wish

[Fish]

pretty simple: You "grant" the wish of the person above you, corrupt it, and then you post your own for somebody to corrupt. Fun, but please do not post a wish that IS impossible to corrupt, or the thread will die.


I wish I had a Billion Dollars

[rev.ronnie]

I grant you your billion dollars......

Unfortunately, Yuan is our new currency.



I wish I could develop an engine that's exhaust was actually fuel for a different engine.

[Fish]

granted, but it turns out the cow pulling a cart had limited applications in an urban setting so methane never really reached its full potential.

I wish they would put in a stripper pole at work.:thumbsup:

[lightchop]

i grant yer stripper pole at work............you now have a all male workforce.