A Small Laugh

[BathTubBabe]

The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
and the clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner goes, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!" The clerk says, "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"

:eek:

[Tom D.]

That was pretty good ! What do you do send out the door with a box of wipes? HAHAHA!!!

[Charlie M]

A little blond girl comes home from school and runs
> > to her Mum saying "Mummy, today at school we learned how to count and
>all
> > the other girls
> > could only count to 5, but listen to me
> > 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 - that's good isn't it ?"
> > > ''Yes darling, very good"
> > "Is that because I'm blond?
> > > "Yes Darling, it' because your blond"
> > Next day the little girl comes back from school -
> > "Mummy, today at school we learned the alphabet and all the other girls
> > only went as far as D, but listen to me A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H - that's good
>isn't
> > It?"
> > > "Yes Darling, very good"
> > "Is that because I'm blond ?"
> > > "Yes Darling, it's because your blond".
> > Next day she returns from school - "Mummy, today we
> > went swimming. All the other girls had no breasts but look at me " She
> > proceeds to flash her impressive 38Ds at her Mummy. "Is that because I'm
> > blond Mummy ?".
> > > "No Darling, it's because you're 23".

[woodco]

Oh that hurts !!!!!!!! Charlie that was hillarious !!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

[woodco]

A man gets home, screeches his car into the
> > driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and
> > shouts at the top of his lungs, "Honey, pack your
> > bags. I won the damn lottery!"
> >
> > The wife says, "Oh, my God! Really? What should I
> > pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
> >
> > "Doesn't matter," he says. "Just get the hell out :D

[liberatorx2]

THAT WAS FUNNY!!

[BathTubBabe]

He Thinks He's the Boss

Two newlyweds were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers," she said.

"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"

She replied, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to stay until your attitude changes."

:eek:

[BathTubBabe]

http://www.vickysjokes.com/funny/boobs_hang_low.asp


:eek: :eek:

[BADTRIAD]

Boudreaux is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk,when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Where upon he asks Boudreaux, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
Boudreaux answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks him, "Brother have you found Jesus?"
Boudreaux replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again but for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again,
"Have you found Jesus, my brother?"
Boudreaux again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
By this time, the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks Boudreaux in the water again --- but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds. When Boudreaux begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up.
The preacher asked Boudreaux again, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?
Boudreaux wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,
"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

[BADTRIAD]

One day, a Cajun died and went to Hell. The devil was making his rounds and saw the Cajun over in the corner of hell having a party, so he went over to him and said "Hey You! You're not supposed to be having a good time in hell. After all, it's burning hot in here."
"Oh," said the Cajun, "It ain't all dat hot in hea. It get dis hot in Louisiana come Joo-lye."
Well, the devil was determined to make it uncomfortable for the Cajun, so he turned up the heat even more. Later, he passed back by the Cajun and saw him boiling crawfish and having an even better time. "Hey!" said the devil, "You stop that! You're not supposed to be enjoying yourself in here. This is hell and it's burning hot in here.
"It ain't no big deal," said the Cajun. "It get dis hot in Louisiana in da mont a Aug-gus."
Now this enraged the devil. "Okay," said the devil. "If you're used to the heat, I'm going to make it cold," and he turned down the thermostat until it was freezing cold. And when hell was frozen over, he went back to check on the Cajun.
He saw from a distance that the Cajun was in a frenzy, throwing up his hands, laughing and smiling. The devil thought, "This is too much! Why is he so happy?" As he got closer to the Cajun, he heard him shouting, "Da Saints won da Soupabowl!!! Da Saints won da Soupabowll!!!"

[woodco]

Triad ..... They are funny !!!! :D

[Sharkey-Images]

:D :D :D