Stop Or Slow Down

[mirage243]

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston , TX . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.



The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.'

'What for?' says the lawyer...



The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'



'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.'

The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats..

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket... If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'



'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the **** out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'

[specboatops]

LMAO :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:


Chris

[Hydrophobic guy]

Hey,
I remember that happening way back I wasn't a lawyer and, he was using his flashlight. :o

[BoatGoFaster1]

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?














All depends on how thin you slice them! yuk yuk yuk:cheers:

[RNM018]

Hey,
I remember that happening way back I wasn't a lawyer and, he was using his flashlight. :o

Miami , Fl. 1980'ish . It Was a Lawyer , and a Flash Light . "McDuffy" , that's what started the riots !

Rich Martin 018:eek:

[j_martin]

In the late 60's, when a buck was worth something, I rolled a stop sign in Champlin, MN with a wrecker and a car in tow. The Champlin cop stopped me and asked me if I knew the difference between a rolling stop and a full stop.
I said no. He said Ten bucks. Then he wrote me up.

memories
John

[Hydrophobic guy]

Miami , Fl. 1980'ish . It Was a Lawyer , and a Flash Light . "McDuffy" , that's what started the riots !

Rich Martin 018:eek:

I was talkin about me I also was drunk when it happened go figure. ;)

[specboatops]

I was talkin about me I also was drunk when it happened go figure. ;)

.....Thats why you need to travel with a "Battle Buddy' ;)

Chris

[baja200merk]

hahaha, im in business law class right now should i tell that one to my teacher (Who is a laywer from NY!) :D

[Hydrophobic guy]

.....Thats why you need to travel with a "Battle Buddy' ;)

Chris

I know, I know but, ya know what happens when alky-hol works its magic. ;)
Back in the crazy service days I woke up in alot of strange places. :o