Toilet Seat Saga

[HStream1]

OK. Who is right and who is wrong??

(1) Toilet seat and lid is hinged. NOT FIXED.

(2) It can be raised and lowered depending on it's use.

Why do women always complain about the toilet seat?

Man never complains about having to raise the seat.

A Man Lowers the seat for an obvious use and leaves it down. Woman Happy!! No Complaining.

A Man lifts the seat as not to wet it. Then leaves it up. No big deal to Man. Woman Unhappy.

Woman lowers the seat for obvious reasons then complains that the Man didn't lower it to accommodate her??

Man doesn't raise the seat and wets it. Woman Unhappy and complains.

Why can't a Woman raise the seat after her use to accommodate the Man?

It takes a nano second and little effort to raise and lower the seat??????

[Superbender]

Dude dont go there just shut the seat,pick your battles wisely:D

[WATERWINGS]

I'm on your side Bud:thumbsup:

[sunapeeboater]

Remember she touchs your food:eek::D

[Sonik]

Remember she touchs your food:eek::D

......he has a good point here :D

[HStream1]

I also Cook alot :D. Goes both ways.

[Frank Molé]

ITS NOW WINTER :eek:

[BoatGoFaster1]

just pee outside:eek:

[Forkin' Crazy]

Ever since they got the right to vote, we've been in trouble! :eek: ;)

[j_martin]

Her Solution.

[Ted Stryker]

I've been argueing this for decades... If She wants to pick a fight, she can... She will remember that battles don't always go as they do on the Lifetime Channel or the Oprah show... I require a good reason before I will sit and accept an azz chewing... If a good reason can't be presented, I expect some peace and quite... :thumbsup:

[mackeral5]

well I have inside dogs that think the toilet is a water fountain so not only have I fallen to the conditioned behavior of the wife and putting the seat down, now the dogs have conditioned me to close the lid as well......as you can see I know where I rank in this household:leaving:

can't wait until I finish my workshop, it will have a shower and a ****ter. the seat will only be down when I need it to be:cheers:

[YELLOWSS]

i'm divorced, and have twin boys. in my house the seat stays up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when the g/f comes over she doesn't like it.. all well... when they are at there moms it is up to her. if they leave it up, and she sits in the toilet "priceless"...lol

[Forkin' Crazy]

Who sits down on the tolet without checking to see if the lid is down? :confused: That is just common sense to me! Something women lack??? Or maybe they are just looking for something else to bitch about?

Stretch some Saran wrap over the bowl before you put the lid down. That should break that **** up! :)

[HStream1]

Stretch some Saran wrap over the bowl before you put the lid down. That should break that **** up! :)[/QUOTE]

Thats to funny. But what a Bitch session that would start. :eek:

[M. HARDEE]

:eek:Stream, you need to find a project before you get your self in the toilet . :smiletest:

[HStream1]

:eek:Stream, you need to find a project before you get your self in the toilet . :smiletest:

LOL I do. Building two Drag motors for me. Wife wanted a new Kitchen Floor before Christmas (DONE) and a New Den Floor before Christmas (90% done) Should finish tomorrow. And she still bitches about the Toilet Seat :nonod: :confused:. Hell with all this going on I don't have time to put the seat down. Maybe I need a dedicated Maid :eek: :D.

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[sunapeeboater]

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[WATERWINGS]

now the dogs have conditioned me to close the lid as well.....

When I HAD to play by the "rules".....I would lift the seat when I needed to go, and when I was done, I would put BOTH the seat AND lid down...that way it was kinda an even playin field all the time.:thumbsup:

We all had to lift to go.

[ssent]

I put the seat and lid down. Of coarse I hear complaints, but my excuse I use is to keep the dog from drinking from it. Of coarse the dog never drinks from it anyway when it's up, and they know that too. :nonod: :D

[Backfire]

A single friend of my wife's in Memphis has a large dog that drinks only out of the potty. Cause that is the only water she has to drink. Her old Pom size dog would drink for days out of it's water bowl, but the new mut, ya got to fill it 3 times a day. She says it is easier to leave the lid up!
Backfire :(

[tlwjkw]

Guys use ta call me lazy. Never raised tha seat. Yeah, I sat on tha pot just ta pee. Nothin' but girls in tha house besides me. Little did they know 'bout my motive behind this. Luckily, I never did come home to seat that was UP :reddevil: So we had peace in tha house.............

Nowadays I could care less.:leaving:

[berdes]

Always put the seat down, but what would happen if I also put the LID down?
Who would be responsible for the mop up operation?:eek:

[DoktorC]

We've got seperate bathrooms...I've got a nice picture of my boat above the toilet so I have something nice to look at while I'm standing there. I still close the lid...mostly so I don't drop my tooth brush in there :).

[Shanna]

from a woman's point of view its extremely annoying when the seat is up. middle of the night still groggy go sit on the toilet and SPLASH thats not a good thing. if the seat is down all is well if the seat & lid are both down at least when you sit down you dont fall in the toilet and can get up and pick the lid up. if she copmplains about the lid being down get some ear plugs because nothing will make her happy.

[Markus]

from a woman's point of view its extremely annoying when the seat is up. middle of the night still groggy go sit on the toilet and SPLASH

Interestingly enough, this is only a problem for women in the United States. Has it been made popular through some TV show or something?

[Action Dave]

I had this same discussion with the g/f this passed weekend. At her apartment, I man-up and put the seat down after I use the toilet, at my place....?????? You just better look before you sit.:D

[Hydrophobic guy]

Funny in men's bathrooms the seats are usually up but, I've never heard guys get all cried up about that. :confused:
I really don't know too many people unless their drunk or, are chicks that don't look first before slappin their a$$ on the toilet with the seat up. ;)

[Tom D.]

Who sits down on the tolet without checking to see if the lid is down? :confused: That is just common sense to me! Something women lack??? Or maybe they are just looking for something else to bitch about?

Stretch some Saran wrap over the bowl before you put the lid down. That should break that **** up! :)

:iagree:

They can always get the "Go Girl":iagree:;):p:eek::D:D:D

[HStream1]

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[WATERWINGS]

I'm happily divorced now, so its not an issue........but I have one of those soft cusion seats and it is black........


Even with the lights off, you can tell if it is up or down.........

If you see white.....its UP.......

If you see black.....its DOWN.....

[Shanna]

i dont like the toilet seat up but if thats the biggest problem in my relationship then im doing pretty good. with all the crap going on in the world today if anybody wants to waste my time fussing about a toilet they aint worth my time.

[chris_lacey]

Women complain most because they Can't Understand Normal Thinking.

[Pro300x24LD]

just pee outside:eek:
Roger that, I am a dude, the world is my urinal.

[RNM018]

Simple , Because Tolet Seats , Don't Come With Instructions , and even if they did Women Wouldn't Read Them !

Rich Martin 018 :eek:

[WATERWINGS]

Roger that, I am a dude, the world is my urinal.

Speaking of.......why don't we also put regular urinals in our home bathrooms.......that would solve the problem!!:thumbsup:

[j_martin]

Maybe I'll get one of these for my wife.

[HStream1]

I tried solving the issue with this solution. I said you don't like the seat up & I don't lke the seat down. So Everytime I use it I'll put it down and everytime you use it you put it up.

That still wasn't acceptable so It's toilet seat WAR now. Don't get me wrong Guys and Galls this is more like a Game with her and I not a continuing argument. Can't wait to see the look on her face Christmas Morning what she opens her automatic toilet seat :D.

[Pro300x24LD]

Speaking of.......why don't we also put regular urinals in our home bathrooms.......that would solve the problem!!:thumbsup:

My grandparents neighbor in Daytona Beach had a urinal in his home, said it saved him a lot of money on the water bill.

[horsepower]

Oh geez, an almost 4 page thread over this. :rolleyes:

I rarely ever fuss but I've got to have my seat down. :leaving:

[Forkin' Crazy]

Oh geez, an almost 4 page thread over this. :rolleyes:

I rarely ever fuss but I've got to have my seat down. :leaving:

You could always hover! :p

[HStream1]

Oh geez, an almost 4 page thread over this. :rolleyes:

I rarely ever fuss but I've got to have my seat down. :leaving:

Oh come on Lets have some fune with this. I'd like to hear more openions from the Female side on this. :cheers:

[1BadAction]

I have one of those soft cusion seats and it is black........
you know those things are a breeding ground for bacteria, right?

[HStream1]

you know those things are a breeding ground for bacteria, right?

I got that one, wonder who else does? LOLROF :thumbsup:

[1BadAction]

I got that one, wonder who else does? LOLROF :thumbsup:
No, I'm actually not joking (although I see what your getting at, lol). The soft cushion seats are known for absorbing bacteria, and there is no real way to clean them.

[HStream1]

No, I'm actually not joking (although I see what your getting at, lol). The soft cushion seats are known for absorbing bacteria, and there is no real way to clean them.

Got Ya. At least you covered two Birds with one stone so to speak.

[horsepower]

Oh come on Lets have some fune with this. I'd like to hear more openions from the Female side on this. :cheers:

BTW fellows, this is one way I can tell if a guy is newly single or has been a bachelor for quite sometime. Just go to their bathroom for a brief moment and check out that comode lid. :p If its up...Hes been a bachelor for a while. If its down...he is still trained and there is still hope for him. :D :D

[Shanna]

you know those things are a breeding ground for bacteria, right?

so is your mouth but its still running:D

ps you and the boat thats not painted yet missed a good time this weekend:cheers:

[Forkin' Crazy]

BTW fellows, this is one way I can tell if a guy is newly single or has been a bachelor for quite sometime. Just go to their bathroom for a brief moment and check out that comode lid. :p If its up...Hes been a bachelor for a while. If its down...he is still trained and there is still hope for him. :D :D

Yea, right! LMAO!!! I leave mine all open so they can breath! :eek:

[baja200merk]

problem solved, move on to her next issue :D

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[Riverratt]

My wife never complains about the seat but then again mine is long enough to make it past the seat so there is no mess http://www.njfboa.org/forums/images/smilies/shrug.gif

[Shanna]

My wife never complains about the seat but then again mine is long enough to make it past the seat so there is no mess http://www.njfboa.org/forums/images/smilies/shrug.gif

so how tall does that make you about 3ft. you like to be called a little person right? :D

[Action Dave]

BTW fellows, this is one way I can tell if a guy is newly single or has been a bachelor for quite sometime. Just go to their bathroom for a brief moment and check out that comode lid. :p If its up...Hes been a bachelor for a while. If its down...he has had all of the life sucked out of him and has just given up all hope. :D :D


There....fixed it for ya'.

[twogees]

well I have inside dogs that think the toilet is a water fountain so not only have I fallen to the conditioned behavior of the wife and putting the seat down, now the dogs have conditioned me to close the lid as well......as you can see I know where I rank in this household:leaving:



im right there w/ ya.. haha:cheers:

[Riverratt]

so how tall does that make you about 3ft. you like to be called a little person right? :D

Don't hate the player. I am the total package. Just sayin..

[Hydrophobic guy]

Don't hate the player. I am the total package. Just sayin..

I guess we will have to refer to you as tripod now. ;)

[Phil's other half...Sue.]

My son was raised with 2 females living in the house, he was always respectful and put the seat down (OH and wiped it too)...Phil and his dad were 2 men living alone who always left the seat up, exept in my house...lol...:D When we were in the cabins together in New Hampshire, I am sure they heard me knock the seat down :eek:(with my foot)...do what you want in your house, but respect mine. We have to clean it, isn't that bad enough!!! Maybe that's one of the reason's I HATE MARRIAGE!!!!!! :eek::D....I don't bi tch and moan about anything, but leaving a toilet up and open is just plain disgusting...oh an old wise tale, if you make sure your toilet seat is always down, you will never be without money!:D:D

[ssent]

You could always hover! :p

http://mantis.borkbork.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/japanese-toilet.jpg
http://japanisanisland.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/japanese-toilet2.jpg
Japanese toilets are referred to as squat toilets. They are called squat toilets because that is how you use them. Imagine a tall urinal installed in floor instead of in the wall. You have to balance yourself over the toilet, squat, and do your business. Many Japanese consider this to be cleaner, as you never touch the actual toilet.

I think I'd have to hang on to the pipes at the head of the toilet to keep from falling over into my chit. :eek: Ya know sometimes my azz sprays yahoo out like a hose bursting after a night of drinking. I'm sure pretty sure that would splatter on my ankles and pants. :eek: Matter of fact how do ya keep from crapping in your pants when you squat down anyway? :D

[sunapeeboater]

My son was raised with 2 females living in the house, he was always respectful and put the seat down (OH and wiped it too)...Phil and his dad were 2 men living alone who always left the seat up, exept in my house...lol...:D When we were in the cabins together in New Hampshire, I am sure they heard me knock the seat down :eek:(with my foot)...do what you want in your house, but respect mine. We have to clean it, isn't that bad enough!!! Maybe that's one of the reason's I HATE MARRIAGE!!!!!! :eek::D....I don't bi tch and moan about anything, but leaving a toilet up and open is just plain disgusting...oh an old wise tale, if you make sure your toilet seat is always down, you will never be without money!:D:D

That must be why my wife spent all of mine

[Forkin' Crazy]

Japanese toilets are referred to as squat toilets. They are called squat toilets because that is how you use them. Imagine a tall urinal installed in floor instead of in the wall. You have to balance yourself over the toilet, squat, and do your business. Many Japanese consider this to be cleaner, as you never touch the actual toilet.

I think I'd have to hang on to the pipes at the head of the toilet to keep from falling over into my chit. :eek: Ya know sometimes my azz sprays yahoo out like a hose bursting after a night of drinking. I'm sure pretty sure that would splatter on my ankles and pants. :eek: Matter of fact how do ya keep from crapping in your pants when you squat down anyway? :D

Yea, the muslums have some kind of contraption like that. :rolleyes:

If I am out, I do that. 4 wheeler, trailer hitch ball, pine tree, etc. Like you say, you need a stationary object to balance on.

When inside, I am like Al Bundy. I need a Ferguson!!! :D

http://www.poopreport.com/Images/Intellectual/Content/Ferguson/Images/2.jpg

[WATERWINGS]

When we used to camp out before caving early the next morning, we tried all kinds of ways to "lighten the load" before going on a 15+ hour cave trip.

The old lean on a tree, hang on to a tree and lean back, tie a rope between two trees, and lean on the rope......

Its hard to beat the simplicity of a 5 gallon bucket.............:thumbsup:

[MIJI]

Pee on the seat until you start to see her putting it up after she uses it and you'll have her trained and student will be the master.

[Action Dave]

http://mantis.borkbork.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/japanese-toilet.jpg
http://japanisanisland.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/japanese-toilet2.jpg
Japanese toilets are referred to as squat toilets. They are called squat toilets because that is how you use them. Imagine a tall urinal installed in floor instead of in the wall. You have to balance yourself over the toilet, squat, and do your business. Many Japanese consider this to be cleaner, as you never touch the actual toilet.

I think I'd have to hang on to the pipes at the head of the toilet to keep from falling over into my chit. :eek: Ya know sometimes my azz sprays yahoo out like a hose bursting after a night of drinking. I'm sure pretty sure that would splatter on my ankles and pants. :eek: Matter of fact how do ya keep from crapping in your pants when you squat down anyway? :D


All I can think of when I see that picture is Action Dave drunk and sitting in a pile of his own crap.:nonod:

[Kimmerly.performance]

Pee on the seat until you start to see her putting it up after she uses it and you'll have her trained and student will be the master.

Definatly I have done this and it works.

[sunapeeboater]

http://mantis.borkbork.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/japanese-toilet.jpg
http://japanisanisland.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/japanese-toilet2.jpg
Japanese toilets are referred to as squat toilets. They are called squat toilets because that is how you use them. Imagine a tall urinal installed in floor instead of in the wall. You have to balance yourself over the toilet, squat, and do your business. Many Japanese consider this to be cleaner, as you never touch the actual toilet.

I think I'd have to hang on to the pipes at the head of the toilet to keep from falling over into my chit. :eek: Ya know sometimes my azz sprays yahoo out like a hose bursting after a night of drinking. I'm sure pretty sure that would splatter on my ankles and pants. :eek: Matter of fact how do ya keep from crapping in your pants when you squat down anyway? :D

I wonder what the splash back factor is with this:eek::eek::eek: just look how dirty the floor is and how there is rust on the bucket and wall :nonod:

[Hydrophobic guy]

http://mantis.borkbork.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/japanese-toilet.jpg
http://japanisanisland.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/japanese-toilet2.jpg


Observing this contraption it is very apparent to me that the Japanese don't drink alot. :D

[horsepower]

There....fixed it for ya'.

I take it as your seat stays up. :nonod: :rolleyes: :)



Pee on the seat until you start to see her putting it up after she uses it and you'll have her trained and student will be the master.


There is more than one way to skin a cat. After going to tee tee and dropping the seat, we can just not wash our hands when preparing your food. :D

[HStream1]

Observing this contraption it is very apparent to me that the Japanese don't drink alot. :D

They actually for the most part drink like fish. As far as the toilet, most asian countries squat over the toilet in lieu of sitting.

[Kimmerly.performance]

After a good night I think they must have disposable rubber boots or something, I know that would be ugly if I tried one of those.

[RNM018]

There is more than one way to skin a cat. After going to tee tee and dropping the seat, we can just not wash our hands when preparing your food. :D[/QUOTE]

Now What Differance Do You Think That Would Make ?
Don't You Remember John Asking You: What's Pink, Flat and Taste Like _ _ _ _ _ ?
Nuff Said , I Think !

Rich Martin 018 :rolleyes:

[MIJI]

There is more than one way to skin a cat. After going to tee tee and dropping the seat, we can just not wash our hands when preparing your food. :D

Your bitterness is unbecoming. And I do the cooking; stick your fingers wherever you please. Besides, I've lived in Asia so threats of compromised sterility don't impress me.

[horsepower]

Your bitterness is unbecoming. And I do the cooking; stick your fingers wherever you please. Besides, I've lived in Asia so threats of compromised sterility don't impress me.

Who said anything out of "bitterness"? :confused:

YOU are the one that suggested pissing on the seat. :eek:

Once you tasted my cooking, yum yum :cheers:

[Kimmerly.performance]

My buddies girlfriend used to get really pissed at him for this. I asked her what was the big deal and why do so many women make this such a big topic.
Her response was
"Have you ever sat on that porcelin without the seat it hurts, you get nasty water on your but, and OTHER stuff!!!"

This is the gender we are dealing with they don't look down before they sit on something. Honestly who sits on something without looking at what they are sitting on???? I know I don't. My response to her was "come over here and sit on my lap without looking darling"

Having said that my Woman now has never said anything about this and we've been living together for 4.5 years now. Guess she looks first.

[Hydrophobic guy]

Honestly who sits on something without looking at what they are sitting on?

With that female reasoning it would explain many of their driving habits. ;)

[horsepower]

With that female reasoning it would explain many of their driving habits. ;)

I'll let you go on this one since you said many and not all. :reddevil: :D :D

[HStream1]

I'll let you go on this one since you said many and not all. :reddevil: :D :D

What if he had of said majority instead? :D

[horsepower]

What if he had of said majority instead? :D

I'll let you go b/c you said, "What if" :D :D

[HStream1]

I'll let you go b/c you said, "What if" :D :D

Thank You!!! I feel so blessed and relieved. ;):D