What's the difference between a golf ball and an Escalade?

[Raceman]

Tiger can drive a golf ball over 300 yards without hittin' a tree.:D

[Euroski]

But it's how many "holes in one" you get that counts!

[Cp]

Tiger can drive a golf ball over 300 yards without hittin' a tree.:D

Actually, he can't very often or with any consistency at all lately. He's in the bushes with his driver more than Ty Webb.

[Euroski]

Actually, he can't very often or with any consistency at all lately. He's in the bushes with his driver more than Ty Webb.


Maybe he goes to the bushes for a quickie!:cheers:

[diernosaj]

But Tiger hit a fire hydrant I thought.

And only caused $3,500 worth of damage on the Escalade. That is like nothing. A new bumper and labor?

[Ziemer]

But Tiger hit a fire hydrant I thought.

And only caused $3,500 worth of damage on the Escalade. That is like nothing. A new bumper and labor?

He hit the fire hydrant first, then into the tree. And there ain't no way in hell he only did $3500 worth of damage.

Ouch:

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/media/alternatethumbnails/story/2009-12/50818558-01135809.jpg

[diernosaj]

Oh it was $3,200 damage to the hydrant and tree lol.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091202/ap_on_sp_go_ne/glf_tiger_woods_accident

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20091202/capt.65acf44dd99a4c289621bdb13b88f286.tiger_woods_accident_golf_fljr107.jpg?x=400&y=300&q=85&sig=Zr_qMFL8qYrJookZat.TjQ--

[MIJI]

$3500 is the processing fee when GM gives him another free one.

What's the difference between a golf ball and Tiger's head?

If you keep hitting a golf ball hard with a driver, it'll fly longer and you'll win the tournament.

If you keep hitting Tiger hard with a driver, he'll quit cheating on his wife.

...not so much funny as true....

[Fish]

what do a tiger and a baby seal have in common?

Both have been clubbed by Scandinavians.:p

[H20WKD]

Merry Christmas

[Lost In Space]

She did the other 20K damage before he left the garage.

[mr fun]

:D the real burning question is, who gets the yacht? http://www.powerandmotoryacht.com/megayachts/tiger-woods-yacht-christensen-155/ :rolleyes: