Beaver Huntin'

[mirage243]

An elderly man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and
old man said, 'Things are great and I've never felt better.'

I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
"So what do you think about that Doc ?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter
and never misses a season."
One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun."
"As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge..
He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if
it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."
"Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor.
The old man said ,
"Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else
pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

:D:D:D

[horsepower]

I was almost afraid to open this thread. :rolleyes: :D

But it is rather funny. :thumbsup:

[Hydrophobic guy]

Properly prepared beaver is quite tasty. :D

[Ted Stryker]

Properly prepared beaver is quite tasty. :D

But can be very destructive to wood...

[baja200merk]

good stuff!

[Hydrophobic guy]

But can be very destructive to wood...

Those are diseased beavers and should be avoided even if you are hunting beaver drunk. ;)

[beamrverbeek]

Those are diseased beavers and should be avoided even if you are hunting beaver drunk. ;)


there is always artificial beaver :D

[ssent]

Properly prepared beaver is quite tasty. :D

I must be part raccoon cause I like to rinse it off before I eat/lick it!!!