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JR IN JAX
11-16-2009, 07:15 PM
"I want your meanest attack dog," the man told the kennel owner. "I need to protect my business."
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"No problem," said the kennel owner, "I've got just the dog for you!"
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Soon they came upon a large snarling dog, biting and clawing at its cage. "This one?" asked the businessman.
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"Oh, he's not bad, but I have a better one in mind."
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Next they found a huge vicious dog that snarled at them and tried to bite through the wire of the cage. "Ah," said the man. "This is the one."
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"No," said the owner. "Keep walking."
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He led them to a medium-sized dog, lying quietly on his side, licking his butt. He didn't even notice the men approach. "This one!" said the proud owner.
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The buyer was flabbergasted. "Are you kidding? This is no attack dog. He's just lying there, licking his butt!"
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"Yeah, I know," said the owner. "But that's because he just ate a Democrat lawyer and he's trying to get the taste out of his mouth!"
Ted Stryker
11-16-2009, 07:40 PM
That dog is gonna need another round of shots....:D
Jay Smith
11-16-2009, 07:44 PM
Whats badder than a Pit Bull with AIDS ?
THE SOB THAT GAVE IT TO HIM !

Jay
hydromaniacc
11-16-2009, 08:30 PM
Free to good home! Owner cannot afford to feed him any more as there are no more drug pushers,murderers,thieves and child molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew him as HOLY $HIT!
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hydromaniacc
11-16-2009, 08:41 PM
187008Here is the cat to go with the dog
donmac
11-17-2009, 10:26 AM
ever notice on feline shampoo it says for kittens,cause a cat that doesn't want a bath is like a chainsaw with no handle.
JR IN JAX
11-17-2009, 01:25 PM
We have never been brave enough to try and bathe a cat, a chainsaw without a handle would about cover it....
1BadAction
11-17-2009, 01:48 PM
who bathes a cat? F'n things are everywhere! if one gets dirty, just shoot it, flush it down the toilet and go get another one.
Riverman
11-17-2009, 01:53 PM
We used to drop ours in the rain barrel. He's sink to the bottom and then come flying out without touching the barrel!
hydromaniacc
11-17-2009, 04:49 PM
Some kid shot one with a bow and arrow here. He's been in the newspaper as if he is Adolph Hitler with criminal and animal cruelty charges.It's a frickin cat not Flipper the dolphin for christ sakes.Plus it was wild! That brings new meaning to PUSSIFICATION OF AMERICA. Stupid thing ran down the street with an arrow hangin out of it.At least it put on a good show for the PETA's. Funny.
Baitcaster
11-17-2009, 06:11 PM
:thumbsup:, LOL
1BadAction
11-17-2009, 06:23 PM
who bathes a cat? F'n things are everywhere! if one gets dirty, just shoot it, flush it down the toilet and go get another one.
I was joking by the way, just an fyi. :leaving: