Bruster
11-11-2009, 11:16 AM
Irecently asked my friends' little girl
what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to
be President of the United States. Both of her parents, liberal
Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, "If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give
Food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed.
"Wow...what a worthy goal," I told her. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my driveway, and I'll pay you $50. Then
I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs
out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new
house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do
the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
Her parents still aren't speaking to me. Made my day!
what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to
be President of the United States. Both of her parents, liberal
Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, "If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give
Food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed.
"Wow...what a worthy goal," I told her. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my driveway, and I'll pay you $50. Then
I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs
out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new
house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do
the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
Her parents still aren't speaking to me. Made my day!