Serenity

[j_martin]

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today becaused they pissed me off.

[j_martin]

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

[j_martin]

Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday,
5% on Fridays.

[j_martin]

And help me to remember....When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my
middle finger.

[hydromaniacc]

AMEN Brother!

[Forkin' Crazy]

Those are great! LMAO :D I don't know which one I like the best... first one or the last one. :)