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at100plus
09-16-2002, 12:11 AM
Just saw it for the first time after hearing it on Howard the other day. I think the reason the show is a success, is because you just can't stop watching it in disbelief on how friggin HUGE she is. And she thinks she's not! It's also funny how well her prozac and zoloft work.

vector mike
09-16-2002, 07:18 AM
They showed the Howard Stern Show last night on E when she was on it before her show. She used to be hot and now shes not. That one Bengie guy on Howard that was wanting a date with her is just doing it for the publicity. But I guess he is no babe magnet either! :rolleyes:

at100plus
09-16-2002, 07:35 AM
I never thought she was hot, but now she's ridiculous. Man she was laying in the limo on the way back from Vegas and her thigh looked like a side of beef. Munchin on Cheetos, and always complaining she's starvin, she could live for six years off the fat on the one leg!

vector mike
09-16-2002, 07:44 AM
You hit it right on with that. She is a fat cow now!!!!!!

action17
09-16-2002, 08:25 AM
she is fat slob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

vector mike
09-16-2002, 08:27 AM
And she claims she isn't on any drugs either! YEAH, RIGHT!!!!!!

LaserModVee
09-16-2002, 11:49 AM
If she isn't on drugs, she's drunk. She sluuurs every word. She's a chubby-chaser's dream come true!

Look below at the lard hanging out of her dress.

MOOOOOOOOOVE over Oprah!! There's a new pig in town!!http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/images/ans/ans_globe040996.jpg

HOWARD RULES!!!

BABABOOEY and mega-schmega-dildos to all!!!

bulldogdaddy
09-16-2002, 03:49 PM
could you even imagine listening to her complain all the time,what the hell are those ppl. doing around her,leaches?

us1
09-16-2002, 03:56 PM
I hardly ever come to the lounge but I had to see this. I second all of the above.

woodco
09-16-2002, 06:28 PM
That is friggin disgusting .........:rolleyes:

What a BlowPig......... :eek:

us1
09-16-2002, 07:25 PM
She sound drunk 100% of the time. She's worse than Ozzy

vector mike
09-17-2002, 06:29 AM
He's just burnt out! He has done it for too many years and it has caught up to him now.

Super24
09-17-2002, 07:33 AM
Without even mentioning how she looks, that show is just too stupid! I watched it for 10 minutes and could not take it anymore.

vector mike
09-17-2002, 07:36 AM
Did you see her decorator? I don't know what to say about him!! :eek:

us1
09-17-2002, 09:01 AM
Oh yea, you have to love that decorator.:D

LakeRacer99
09-17-2002, 09:45 AM
"...has ballooned to an uderly ridiculous 224 pounds...the bovine beauty..."

That is too funny. Is she for real? Boy I wish I owned the pharmacudical company she was shopping at-save some medication for the ones that are worth it please!
A radio disc jockey up here said it was like a bad train wreck, you just can't take your eyes off it.

vector mike
09-17-2002, 09:51 AM
Where did you hear that? Howard offered her $20,000 in cash and diamonds from people to get on the scale and she wouldn't do it. They all had bets there on how much she weighed and the lowest guess was 250. Howard said she weighed 300 and she said 230 and he wanted her to prove it but she wouldn't get on the scale.

LakeRacer99
09-18-2002, 10:31 AM
What a porker!!!

I got the 224 off LMV's posted link. I think closer to 300# mark also.

LaserModVee
09-18-2002, 05:27 PM
Now that we can post pics....here is where we're getting 224 lbs.

I think one of her legs weigh that much!

us1
09-18-2002, 07:58 PM
Oh thats nice.

woodco
09-20-2002, 08:26 PM
Constipated !!!!!!!!!!

Maybe thats her excuse for the new look :eek:

crazy horse
09-20-2002, 09:04 PM
If that fat pig isn't on drugs then she must have kill a ho lotta brain cells when she was younger!

M&M Mercs&Mopars
09-21-2002, 07:11 PM
A-MEN TO ALL OF THE ABOVE, THE WEIGHT IN THE PHOTO WAS FOR HER DRESS, ATLEAST OZZIE'S SHOW IS FUNNY, HE'S COOL SHE'S NOT. THE LAWYER IS A LEECH, THE CHICK IS A LESBIAN LEECH, AND SHE'S A WATERBUFFALO.

Airboater
09-21-2002, 07:20 PM
Frank maybe her and Ozzy can hook up then that would be a show.:D

M&M Mercs&Mopars
09-21-2002, 07:30 PM
PAUL, I THINK OZZIE HAS BETTER TASTE. ARE YOU GOING TO THE RIVER TOMORROW? I AM.

john w
10-02-2002, 09:52 PM
i can not believe that show is still on.its gotta be a fricken joke

AlaskaStreamin
10-03-2002, 10:29 AM
Yep,......

And if she was an outboard, she would be an Evinrude!!!. :D

My co-worker and I are ROTFLOAO!! Stan says he'll do her:rolleyes: EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!

vector mike
10-03-2002, 10:34 AM
Has he lost his mind or is he just hard up for some tang?:eek:

machinist
10-03-2002, 06:44 PM
She could live for six years off the fat on one leg. LMAO oh man
thats good. :D

woodco
10-13-2002, 04:41 PM
What a Donut eatin ... Chocolate Milk Sluggin Fat Ass !!!!!!!!

Did you guys see the last show on 10/13 she was layin on the
couch eatin donuts and sluggin Nestle Chocolate Milk !!!!

What a Fat Slob !!!!!!!! Mooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!


The worst part is she thinks she is the best !!!!!!! :rolleyes:

us1
10-13-2002, 09:23 PM
Yea, I think she gained 40 or 50 more pounds since her last show.

woodco
10-15-2002, 07:13 PM
I think yur right !!!!!!! :D

Did ya see her cousin that came to visit her ?????

I think she forgot to bring her dentures with her !!!!!!!! :eek:

That show is a joke !!!! :rolleyes:

us1
10-15-2002, 08:59 PM
I can’t watch it ant more, she is disgusting.

vector mike
10-17-2002, 06:14 AM
I used to watch it too but can't stand to watch it anymore. It is really stupid. It won't be on much longer! :rolleyes:

us1
10-17-2002, 10:23 AM
I hope not.

sho305
11-05-2002, 03:16 PM
Well is it still on? I never did see it, just on another show about it. Ozzy was funny, a bit strange, but funny and real. She is just a mooo-cow that looks to be on dope wanting a handout.

God awful ugly too. Ought to put her in a corral.

Tom D.
11-05-2002, 11:37 PM
She ought to be the hostest for Monster Garage. Can you picture Jesse James riding her around the shop.:D :D :D :D :eek: :eek:

Kmilly
11-08-2002, 08:37 PM
Hey, know what Anna N and a Motor Scooter have in common?
There both fun to ride as long as your friends dont catch you!
Muskymilly

woodco
11-08-2002, 08:43 PM
That was way too funny !!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

red hott
11-14-2002, 11:11 AM
she has gotten toooo faat and all she does is whine and bitch
may be she is gaining the weight so she can lose it to be a spokesperson for weight watchers or slim fast. she is going to catch up with elvis (not in singing either) wheres the beef? on the E channel

sho305
11-14-2002, 11:54 AM
The BEEF? yeah shees got ALL the beef!!!! And ate it all!!!:)

Travis Fulton
11-16-2002, 07:01 PM
that anna is a frickin HOG people love to hate her Fat butt!! it seems like that is the name of the game anymore--gettin paid for being a freak or in her case a fat freak!!!!!!!! as for ozzy he will always be a heck of a singer as for his lifestyle ahh thats a diffrent story! but what about thoes JACKASS guys got to admit they RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cool:

woodco
11-16-2002, 08:22 PM
Jenny Craig should starve da bitch !!!!!!! :eek:

us1
11-16-2002, 08:32 PM
God, this thread just won’t go away. Every weekend its back at the top. Please I can’t take it any more. Once I get her out of my mine there’s the thread again.:D

sho305
11-16-2002, 09:15 PM
I hear you us1. Surpised I have not heard the one--Slap her on the a** and ride the wave in:)

Glad as hell I got a 115lb wife!

bulldogdaddy
11-16-2002, 09:56 PM
thank god the osbourns returns this month!

us1
11-16-2002, 10:23 PM
I just went down stairs and my wife had it on TV. There is no escape.:rolleyes:

us1
11-16-2002, 10:26 PM
You have got to love the four star ratting on this thread. Even my 330 HP port map didn't get a rating like that. What’s the world coming too?:eek:

sho305
11-17-2002, 01:59 AM
When I was in highschool, some guys would chase 'big-boned' women.....called 'hogging'. Kinda like watching that show....

I was watching a thing about Alaskan crab fishermen. $50k in two months, and those guys are nuts! 80mph winds and 38' waves. I flipped through the channels for a show on port matching, but found nothing as usual;)

woodco
11-17-2002, 09:15 AM
She's still on TV !!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

John .... I was wonreing the same thing about the ratings on
the thread ....... :confused:

us1
11-17-2002, 11:00 AM
What a great idea, the Scream and Fly channel.

bulldogdaddy
11-17-2002, 11:51 AM
i was wondering the same thing,when is there gonna be a show on boats,they used to have boat test on speed"vision",but that went to the wayside when the channel was inro'd. we have to come up with an idea between us and the inboard guys on how we can get a show like this on the air. for all performance boats!

us1
11-17-2002, 12:05 PM
It needs to be of a format like the Man Show. Just a couple of down to earth normal guys and how they visit a new project every week. A normal project that we all do and can afford. Not how to put a surface drive in an offshore race boat for $100,000. Oh yea, and naked girls. Lots of naked girls.:D

Rocket
11-17-2002, 02:18 PM
John, No Naked girls, (Ratings ya know). But we could have lot's of Bikini's. Maybe some like this!

us1
11-17-2002, 02:20 PM
How could you put that picture in a Ann Nichol thread. Its a crime.:D

Rocket
11-17-2002, 02:27 PM
:( Sorry dude, I'll delete it! But I thought there had to to something worth looking at besides that fat pig!

us1
11-17-2002, 02:38 PM
I guess you are right.

sho305
11-17-2002, 07:42 PM
After careful and tedious deliberation, I think we can keep the pic. She dreams she had that bod every night!

S&F channel??!?!? Where????! What?!??! How do I get it??!

How's come there is not a channel for that? With all the other carrrap on there, why not alternative sports. I used to watch jetski racing, that was cool. Water sports are great. Why you think x-games is so popular with BMX jumping and stuff??? It's way cool, and something the normal dude can be involved with. I can't race a 1 million dollar race car in my backyard.

us1
11-17-2002, 08:25 PM
Call you local Cable or Satellite Company right away and ask for the S and F channel.:D

red hott
11-18-2002, 12:30 AM
slap the thigh and ride the wave hell! shed sink a cabin cruiser iwould hate to see what would happen to a little lake/race boat. ibet the water sees her coming and tries to run hell i would
tray

Tom D.
11-18-2002, 04:06 PM
Man Show- Girls on trampolines.
S&F- Girls on Bows?:eek:
or Girls jumping wakes?:eek:

us1
11-18-2002, 04:30 PM
Now your talkin.

sho305
11-18-2002, 07:06 PM
Boats and hot chicks just go together. Hot chicks riding big bows? I'm up for that!:D Much better than that cable slut we been talking about here....puke-o-rama!

us1
11-24-2002, 06:41 PM
What time is Anna on?:confused:

us1
11-24-2002, 06:42 PM
I couldn't let a week go by without seeing this thread come back to the top again.:D

woodco
11-24-2002, 07:25 PM
So you really like her .... Huh ???? :eek:

Got Milk ????? Moooooooooooo !!!!!!!! :D

Hehehehehehehe :p

Scott Gilmore
11-24-2002, 07:57 PM
Sorry , but I think Anna's HOT , I'd take all of it fat ........HUGE BOOBS & ALL . Scott

sho305
11-24-2002, 10:03 PM
To each his own. If I had some good beer goggles on, I might think she was something, but I doubt it. Too many that are better out there.