Hardy Gras Virgins

[Anastasia]

Please, some helpful hints for making the most of our first Hardy eperience. Aside from the obvious... we already packed the tiny kini's.

[Water_Dog]

Welcome to S&F, and it sounds like you got things pretty much covered.

:cheers:

Dog

[Anastasia]

thanks Dog. We don't need to know anything else?

[Capt.Insane-o]

I'm bringing my fishnet speedo.

[WATERWINGS]

Welcome to Scream and Fly !

Greenville......where?

Fish net speedo's ...........I need to burn that visiual out of my mind for good.

[Scott Gilmore]

Welcome to Scream and Fly !

Greenville......where?

Fish net speedo's ...........I need to burn that visiual out of my mind for good.

Greenville Michigan..........home of little lakes & TINY boobs !!! Scott :cheers:

[G-Train]

Go to Consumers Beach or Brower on Firday.
All the above and The Sandbar on Saturday/Sunday.

Consumers is about 2 miles upstream of Hardy Dam, on the Left/West.
Brower is about another 7 miles upstream...can't miss it, the River turns left there.

Sandbar is all the way upstream about 16/17 miles...you'll see a bunch of boats parked.

Have a great time...whay are you ridin in?

PAY NO ATTENTION TO SCOTT, HE DOESN"T DRINK...
Scott, I picked up that XTB, and will have it up this weekend

G

[WATERWINGS]

Greenville Michigan..........home of little lakes & TINY boobs !!! Scott :cheers:

We have a Greenville just up stream from my house.

Home of narrow river, and college girls........with a nice beach in between.:thumbsup::cheers:

[Anastasia]

staying in the cabins at Brower, from there,I believe you will find me wherever the boats float. Thanks for the info. Look for me, I'm the small dirty blonde with two gorgeous blondes. make sure to say HI!

[WATERWINGS]

Sounds like fun....to bad its the wrong Greenville........I guess, I'll just have to go hang out with College Women......oh well........poor me.......

[Wolverine]

Please, some helpful hints for making the most of our first Hardy eperience. Aside from the obvious... we already packed the tiny kini's.
Let me sum this up for ya. There are basically two events going on this weekend at Hardy.
(1) There's the group of boaters that gather at Consumers on Saturday for Hardy Gras to participate in major alcohol consumption, beads for nudity, open sex on boats, which eventually ends in some sort of trouble by the time the sun sets. There's even one gal that wants to try to beat last years record of how many guys she can consecutively bang in one afternoon. A line gang bang if you may. If that's what you're wanting to see........go to Consumers on Saturday. Just be careful. This year the Newaygo County Sheriff Dept. has asked for help from the US Coast Guard. There will be a total of six marine patrol boats and a helicopter covering this area from 10am - 10pm on Saturday. Anyone parking their vehicles and walking in to Consumers from the road can expect to have their cars towed away and impounded. It's gonna be an EXPENSIVE weekend for the idiots this year.

(2) The other group of Hot Boaters come for what this weekend was originally intended to be and has been for many years for most of us...........Hot Boat Weekend. For us it's about gathering together with some of Michigans best hot boats. There's even boats from Indiana, Illinois, and Ohio. It's about good people and fast boats. This group can be found roaming the waterway from Brower to 131 and usually hangs at the sandbars on Saturday and Sunday.
Pick your poison.:cheers:

[Anastasia]

Now that is useful information. Thank you. I am not interested in meeting trouble this weekend, just excited to get out on the water and meet some great people.

[RB in NM]

I'm the small dirty blonde



Lordy,,,, Gotta LUv' them dirty Blondes,,,,,,,,descriptions such as that sorta BEggs for pics.... ya kno' so the folks attending will know who to look for...:thumbsup:

RB

[Wolverine]

Hardy Gras is a lot of fun for many people. It's just that events like this can and sometimes do get out of hand when the alcohol starts flowing. There's always a few bad apples that spoil the whole lot. Wherever you go this weekend you'll have a good time. Have fun and be safe.:cheers:

[Kartracer]

Lordy,,,, Gotta LUv' them dirty Blondes,,,,,,,,descriptions such as that sorta BEggs for pics.... ya kno' so the folks attending will know who to look for...:thumbsup:

RB

Umm, yeah...pics are good.

[Scott Gilmore]

Let me sum this up for ya. There are basically two events going on this weekend at Hardy.
(1) There's the group of boaters that gather at Consumers on Saturday for Hardy Gras to participate in major alcohol consumption, beads for nudity, open sex on boats, which eventually ends in some sort of trouble by the time the sun sets. There's even one gal that wants to try to beat last years record of how many guys she can consecutively bang in one afternoon. A line gang bang if you may. If that's what you're wanting to see........go to Consumers on Saturday. Just be careful. This year the Newaygo County Sheriff Dept. has asked for help from the US Coast Guard. There will be a total of six marine patrol boats and a helicopter covering this area from 10am - 10pm on Saturday. Anyone parking their vehicles and walking in to Consumers from the road can expect to have their cars towed away and impounded. It's gonna be an EXPENSIVE weekend for the idiots this year.

(2) The other group of Hot Boaters come for what this weekend was originally intended to be and has been for many years for most of us...........Hot Boat Weekend. For us it's about gathering together with some of Michigans best hot boats. There's even boats from Indiana, Illinois, and Ohio. It's about good people and fast boats. This group can be found roaming the waterway from Brower to 131 and usually hangs at the sandbars on Saturday and Sunday.
Pick your poison.:cheers:

Gee Rob, I guess if you put it that way...........I'm going for #1 !!!!Scott :cheers:

[Corona Mike]

gee rob, i guess if you put it that way...........i'm going for #1 !!!!scott :cheers:

send pictures gilmore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:d:d:d

[noboat]

This year the Newaygo County Sheriff Dept. has asked for help from the US Coast Guard. There will be a total of six marine patrol boats and a helicopter covering this area from 10am - 10pm on Saturday.

Just curious where did you get this info?

[Wolverine]

Just curious where did you get this info?

Connections

[RNM018]

So Rob , What is her record ? And how will we know if she breaks it,if nobody goes ?

Rich Martin 018 :rolleyes:

[Wolverine]

So Rob , What is her record ? And how will we know if she breaks it,if nobody goes ?

Rich Martin 018 :rolleyes:
I was there yesterday. The boats were already rafting up by 4pm. There was only a small channel to get out by 5pm. The marine patrol was already out there and they had quite the setup at Sandy Beach for their arrests. A few are gonna ruin it for all I'm afraid. Rich, I'll let ya know if I hear anything cuz I'll be upriver with the Hot Boat crowd. Got alot of friends going to Consumers with boxes of beads and cameras.:cheers:
Leaving right now.........it's 6:50 am!

[Scott Gilmore]

I'm leaving now 7:02am....... COLD beer in the truck waiting for the 120 mile trip Scott :cheers: