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sho305
01-24-2009, 02:03 PM
I'm really not sure how things will get fixed in this country when so many losers are getting hired/retained to do the fixing....in government as well as corporate. Is there anyone that can do a job right, even the most basic part of it? How did we get into just ignoring laws and regulations for the chosen few, what is the point? This seems to give new meaning to the common term "what the...."


So I have devised a new plan: :thumbsup:

Maybe all of us should mistakenly not pay taxes for the next four years while we set up a ponzi scheme run by illegals, and we will use some of the profits to payoff the SEC until it is legal while also hiring lobbyists to legalize it. At the end of four years we will securitize the ponzi scheme and sell it to banks, take a $20 Million bonus out of TARP funds, and run for a high level political office or purchase an important government appointed position. Once in the government we can take more payoffs, get a full boat retirement and health care, drink booze and chat with expensive call girls all day while we take turns calling the Fed and ordering more cash printed, and only have to work a few months a year. :cool:

Hydrophobic guy
01-24-2009, 02:25 PM
So I have devised a new plan: :thumbsup:

Maybe all of us should mistakenly not pay taxes for the next four years while we set up a ponzi scheme run by illegals, and we will use some of the profits to payoff the SEC until it is legal while also hiring lobbyists to legalize it. At the end of four years we will securitize the ponzi scheme and sell it to banks, take a $20 Million bonus out of TARP funds, and run for a high level political office or purchase an important government appointed position. Once in the government we can take more payoffs, get a full boat retirement and health care, drink booze and chat with expensive call girls all day while we take turns calling the Fed and ordering more cash printed, and only have to work a few months a year. :cool:

I like it I want seniority so, sign me up now. :thumbsup:

E-tec1
01-24-2009, 02:30 PM
the next few years, whos gonna be payin the taxes they want to give to the poor, or payback on the bailout, almost the entire country is gojng to be paying less due to no jobs or takin min wage jobs to try to pay bills, i predict they will be the next entity to want more money,, another thing, yeah lets not hire anymore white construction workers, lets pull from the people that dont work, dont know how to work and dont want to work to build up our falling ifrastructure, maybe in 20 years theyll realize that nothing got done..........these people are sick

sho305
01-24-2009, 02:59 PM
I bet the IRS is hot, they are bankers too and getting totally ripped off: while everyone else is getting huge TARP bonuses they get nothing.

In fact it was in the paper here yesterday they moved the office in town here...never told anyone and left a little note on the door! And the manager has the spine to say they did not want the public to know they moved so they had time to SETTLE IN. Talk about worthless, right in tax season what morons. But since government and bank employees are above the law, who cares.

We can print all the money we need, and we are going to need it when gas is is $10 and a loaf of bread is $6.

STV_Keith
01-24-2009, 03:16 PM
Maybe all of us should mistakenly not pay taxes for the next four years

This part alone - if 5% of the "middle class" did it, would bring the Gubment down.

E-tec1
01-24-2009, 03:40 PM
sounds like a plan to me..........and just what would they do, sieze the assets that noone has,that could be very interesting

sho305
01-24-2009, 05:28 PM
This part alone - if 5% of the "middle class" did it, would bring the Gubment down.

Hey, if its good enough for PRESIDENT OBAMA its good enough for me! He is the PRESIDENT after all why not follow his example of the no-tax-paying-loser he hired, certainly that ordained that kind of activity right? I mean who in their right mind would have an idiot run (into the ground) the entire banking system of the world's most powerful country? So, smart people only have to pay taxes every four years! And we are all smart people here at S&F, in fact even if we were idiots I'm sure President Obama would afford us the same rights and opportunities as the brilliant people he is appointing into government.:thumbsup:

I want into the SEC, those hedge fund guys pay fantastic under the table 'gifts' I hear. If you let them get away with financial murder for YEARS they will pony up millions no problem. It would be just like winning the lottery to be working at the SEC! (or running a bank, or running the Fed, etc) We have to get in while the getting is good, the third lotto is coming up soon with a $825 Billion payoff, its the largest yet.