observations of the far right conservatives thaughts

[John S]

As I sit in my house defrosting after a long, cold, snowy day of working outside with a jug of Jack that Im sure some conservative most surely has spit in, I felt inclined to share some things Ive noticed about the far right conservative American. Please take your sensitive shoes off at the door, add, cut and paste, and have as much fun as you will with it.......

-They are whenever, however, whatever, always right, and will fight this to the death. However, they are much less often correct, and will fight that to the death also.

-They are afraid of blacks, much like cats are skeered of water. They all have a story ready about a "real" black guy they know thats just like them, "Uh, that, uh, Carl Malone guy, yeah." But its fictional, just like the $100k union janitor they know.....

-All democraps (man, thats fun to say:D), are leftist communists. All centrists are communist leftists. All republicans that are for bipartisanship are leftist communist sympathizers.

-All democraps (heehee) are antigun, antifreedom, anti democracy mongers. Since the first day of the gun, the true conservative has feared the dems will take their gun out of their cold, dead hands. Before this, dems wanted to take the bow and arrows, before that, rocks and sticks. Conservative archaeoligists found where the writing of the first conservative caveman scratched out "UNGA GALUNGA, NO TAKE FIRE FROM ME, LEFTY!" Its secretly believed that all dems want all conflicts to be settled by leg or thumbwrestling.

-The muslim terrorists, with their religious extremist violent ways must be stopped because of their desire to kill innocent Americans. By the grace of our real God, all of the Middle East should be nuked, ridding us of muslims.

-If Rush or Hannity says it, its true. Recently, a story broke of Rush stating on air that up is now down, and down is up. Millions of CEO's were trapped in the parking garages of their highrise skyscrapers, because the elevators would not bring them to their penthouse offices.

-Any form of tax break to the middle/lower class is pointless, its more wellfare bigger government in our face......Corporate tax cuts/waivers save us all, because corporations always funnel that money back to us, by keeping jobs here, expanding here, creating fiscally sound businesses. CEO's are generous people that always share, and are more concerned with the thousands of minions that dont appreciate them than the shareholders that have little or no stake in the companies future. Golden parachutes are what they get when they do a good job and descend from heaven.

-The middle class income starts and is between $100k-$300k a year. Joe the plumber aint cheap people.

-Bill Clinton was handed Osamas head on a serving platter with a pitchfork, and let him go. GW, was only given that little plate that mom has out for xmas for hor devours that no one uses with the little fork for the pickles. "I cant send the resources to Afghanistan, commander, even if you have him cornered. Saddam is better at hiding these danged WMD'S than mom is at hiding eggs on easter. How did she get that one behind my ear?"

-A sample of 1500 nationwide is proof enough that unions are totally corrupt and unwanted....A recent poll of 131 million that people are maybe not so hot about political extremism and conservative polls is inconclusive.

-The Mcain/Palin convention speeches and debates had nothing to do with record amounts of emergency room visits with people getting their stomachs pumped from Jagbomb shot induced alcohol poisoning. "Youre darn right were mavericks, dontchya know, you betchya." Aw crap is that another 3 shots?

-The only way to find the truth is to listen to fox news pundits, or internet sites that are named "LIBERATOR, FREEDOMIST, CONSERVATIVE NOW, or THEM AGAINST US". The only non electronic way is to put on a tinfoil hat on a clear night and let God tell you. only face north, otherwise some imposter god could get the signal.

-In any conversation in which someone disagrees with a conservative is wrong. Anyone that somewhat agrees partially, but differs on some points is wrong. Anyone that sits and says nothing is uneducated and clearly knows nothing about our history. But they wont listen to your centrist views, anyways The extreme rightist has been seen arguing with a mirror for hours, and when asked what theyre doing, they reply "I was talking, and this leftist commie starts talking at the same time.I gotta set him straight about how the conservative view is the only way to run the country."

-In Afghanistan, opium production is up 150% from 2001, and the Taliban is in control again, using the drug proceeds (where the heroin comes to the good ole USA) to aid Muslim extremists and Al Queda interests . Yet another one Clinton let slip away, Commie bastard.

-A true conservative will boycott NASCAR until they turn around and go right. A true conservative is easy to spot, at restaraunts they only eat alone, theyll be damned if theyre gonna sit to the left of anyone.

-Stem cell research is in no way, shape, or form acceptable, we are not to play God, and needs legislation to stop it. Removing the breathing and feeding tubes of someone that otherwise cannot survive, is in no way, shape, or form acceptable. Those tubes are imposing Gods will.

-A Drudge Report has never been found to be false. This is not due to the fact that no one really cares what he says, its because only unbiased truth comes from his mouth.

-Obama is not a terrorist, hes a sith lord that is going to use the dark side of the force to finish the death star, and wipe out all conservatives, letting the Terrorists finally win

-If cornered in an argument and being overwhelmed with facts, a conservative that stands still and screams "PATRIOT" is true conservative. A conservative that "gits up and runs to their computorbox for more half truths is a true dedicated conservative.

-The fit between Mcain and Palin "just seemed natural, not at all contrived as a Hail Mary". You Betchya Barbie 2000??? (joking aside, a smart woman thrown to wolves from wolves, possibly ruining a longterm career)

-Ann Coulture is a woman, and in no way is a post op transgender. That bump in her throat is a......a skittle??? A body you could put a straight edge down from any angle. Hips that couldnt be found with an xray. OOh yeah.....allll lady. "Id let her play with my gun any day".....I think it might be an even trade....well you might be getting a bigger gun to play with.:D

Sincerely,
An American

[Hydrophobic guy]

Nice post commie now go back to drinkin your Jack.

[pyro]

Best reading in a long time. Thanks for posting. :D

[DOORSHOT]

I think you can spell pretty good for a guy drinking jack all day however just like any left wing fruit cake babbles on and on like your post it's always opinion without facts... facts that the left don't wan't to believe because is easier to believe that the world should be a utopian society and that all evil comes from a single right wing king pin with black helicopters to come and tap your phone.Conservatives showing proof over and over again disrupting this perfect ideal only makes liberals repeat themselfs holding unto old and outdated mantras. It's easy to point blame and harder to "work" to fix the problems in front of all of us. My example during the last 2 elections I can remeber there was protesters at the Rep national conventions some that were even paid to be there to protest the republican party.How many showed up at the Dnc to protest the Dems? hardly any and there wasnt even a burned car or arrests do you know why because they were working.

[John S]

Thanks, Pyro.:cheers: Doorstop, like in my post, you fall into statement #2. Ive voted down both party lines. Do me a favor, for one, develop a sense of humor, two, go put 100# of bricks in a wheel barrow, all on the right side, then push it forward. Then do the same with all the bricks on the left, repeat pushing. Then put them in the center, repeat. Physics and politics aint that different.

Hydro, sounds like youre buying a commie a drink. Thankya.:thumbsup:

[fyremanbil]

Hey John, can you put in a good word for us all with your people. Seems they've decided that ALL 2 stroke engines put out 100 times the pollution of any 4 stroke. Clearly this is not an exaggeration and absolutely true, but we'd all like to continue killing off the wildlife and destroying the water our children drink a bit longer.

[DOORSHOT]

Money in a wheelbarrow? I work to hard to goof off with my cash like that besides I dind't get my Fema check,Bailout money,Dshs dough,Welfare change,Food stamp debit card,Small business start up capitol,State paid medical loot, My union didn't have any earned time off and I got the sh*t taxed out of me for all of the programs I helped support but took no share.

[John S]

My people.....:confused: My people have their ecu's turned to 102% just for the "smoke effect", and pee in the lakes. If fish can do it, so can I. Check the post I left for doorstop and take two prozacs with a beer. You need it even more than him.

[John S]

Money in a wheelbarrow? I work to hard to goof off with my cash like that besides I dind't get my Fema check,Bailout money,Dshs dough,Welfare change,Food stamp debit card,Small business start up capitol,State paid medical loot, My union didn't have any earned time off and I got the sh*t taxed out of me for all of the programs I helped support but took no share.

Money in a wheelbarrow? :confused: As usual, offense is taken when none is given. Im working less than ever in my field, livin tight, paying just like you. I dont think Im on fema or wellfare, no hurricanes hit me. I saved when I should and work just like you.

Maybe my thread was more factual than humor, eh? Have a drink and ride the ride. Well all be here tomorrow.:thumbsup:

[302w]

Best reading in a long time. Thanks for posting. :D

Pyro, you have already proven yourself with your "Southern Education" and "Plight of the Upper Middle class" threads that you have absolutely no credibility on just about anything to do with politics. So do us all a favor and avoid embarrassing yourself again. Thank you

[pyro]

As usual, they fall back to spouting stereoypes, taking offense, or making personal attacks.

A sense of humor makes a huge difference.

[SnakeBit]

As usual, they fall back to spouting stereoypes, taking offense, or making personal attacks.

A sense of humor makes a huge difference.

Isn't it amazing that two liberals (me and you) can have disagreements on some issues but we can have a discussion.
Conservatives believe the following

MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY Converstation ended!!!!!:(

The Ultra Conservatives believes in the same but you can thrown in!!

If it ain't White it ain't Right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:
They are loosing the grip on this country and can not handle it!!! :eek:

There way of life where they talk and you listen or else!!! OVER!!:thumbsup:
There controll over the branches of gov't over!!!!!:o

[SnakeBit]

Thanks, Pyro.:cheers: Doorstop, like in my post, you fall into statement #2. Ive voted down both party lines. Do me a favor, for one, develop a sense of humor, two, go put 100# of bricks in a wheel barrow, all on the right side, then push it forward. Then do the same with all the bricks on the left, repeat pushing. Then put them in the center, repeat. Physics and politics aint that different.

Hydro, sounds like youre buying a commie a drink. Thankya.:thumbsup:

Doctor Hydro
Read all of his posts!!! Your drunk You need a brain transplant!!!
My point is made, there way or the highway, Watch, here come pictures and the rest of there narrow minded insults but don't worry we Libs are tough -- We Libs are in charge --- We libs are compasonite and choose to use our compassion with thought and some humor in our day to day lives, not the bitterness that they have chosen.
Anthony (An Ed Koch NY Liberal has spoken):thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::th umbsup::D:D:D:D:D:D

[pyro]

Isn't it amazing that two liberals (me and you) can have disagreements on some issues but we can have a discussion.


Wait a minute, I don't really fit the "liberal" label you so easily slap on me.
I'm more of a centrist, but of course that makes me a commie libtard around here anyway. :D

[mirage243]

Entertaining read, but it's Bullchit.

[Forkin' Crazy]

I read it... mostly with disgust. And I am wondering about this statement... is it a quote, or just another copy and paste?


As I sit in my house defrosting after a long, cold, snowy day of working outside with a jug of Jack that Im sure some conservative most surely has spit in, I felt inclined to share some things Ive noticed about the far right conservative American. Please take your sensitive shoes off at the door, add, cut and paste, and have as much fun as you will with it.......

Now why would you say that, John? Is the taste for conservatives so bad in your mouth?

Oh, and I won't bother disputing your copy and paste. It will do no good, as you aren't concerned with the facts for you have your mind made up. Conservatives are evil, Rush and Hanity are liars (although I haven't seen any defamation of character or slander law suits... does that account for anything?). Evil enough to spit into your drink. So, have a nice socialist government! Welfare and unions for everyone!!!

[stylishskier]

Isn't it amazing that two liberals (me and you) can have disagreements on some issues but we can have a discussion.
Conservatives believe the following

MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY Converstation ended!!!!!:(

The Ultra Conservatives believes in the same but you can thrown in!!

If it ain't White it ain't Right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:
They are loosing the grip on this country and can not handle it!!! :eek:

There way of life where they talk and you listen or else!!! OVER!!:thumbsup:
There controll over the branches of gov't over!!!!!:o

Hey snakey, have fun with our ever higher taxes and ever higher funding of welfare and medicare here in NY, your taxes down in NYC should do you great. You flip flop alot don't you? Act semi conservative before the election then try to laugh at all of the conservatives after since they didn't get their way... stirring the pot. All I've gotta say is fuuuuuuuuuuuug youuuuuuuu. Have fun with higher taxes, roadway fees, EVERYTHING associated with NY!:D:D:D:reddevil::thumbsup: Can't make cuts in healthcare or welfare here because all of your cronies in the city wouldn't re-elect him!:reddevil::o

[RedAllison]

No sense wasting one second of your life reading that pinko diatribe. So I took the time to paste the ONLY truth in his entire drunk espousement:

"...-All democraps (man, thats fun to say), are leftist communists. All centrists are communist leftists. All republicans that are for bipartisanship are leftist communist sympathizers.

-All democraps (heehee) are antigun, antifreedom, anti democracy mongers..."

Ok there it is, the ONLY truth in that entire spilt bilge. Oh and you mis-spelled it, that's DAMOCRAPS!!!

Carry on, :thumbsup:
RA

[Ryan mcc]

"""question""" if Conservatives are so good at Conserving why are we falling apart after 8 years of having Conservatives running the show ?

[sho305]

"""question""" if Conservatives are so good at Conserving why are we falling apart after 8 years of having Conservatives running the show ?
What conservatives? You mean there has been one in government the last 8 years, where?

I like to see proof. All you have to do is tell me how successful the socialist/communist nations are, and how poor the third world conservative nations are. Then I will agree with you.

[Pro300x24LD]

what are thaughts?

[Forkin' Crazy]

"""question""" if Conservatives are so good at Conserving why are we falling apart after 8 years of having Conservatives running the show ?

Just to clear this up for you, Bush IS NOT a conservative!!!!

Neither are some of the Republican congressmen/senators.

Not to mention that the libs have had the control the the congress for the last two years... but how convenient it is for you to over look that. :rolleyes:

[oldskier]

So JohnS with the jug 'o Jack, do you have any pearls of wisdom for us regarding liberals, since you are 'above the frey' in your lofty if somewhat undecided 'centrist' position?

[unitekequip]

"They are whenever, however, whatever, always right, and will fight this to the death. However, they are much less often correct, and will fight that to the death also."
I think you could argue this for any ideology until people accept that their are no right or wrong ways to run a government (if even necessary), only ways that work and ways that don't.

[Forkin' Crazy]

what are thaughts?

JD induced spelling! :o

[Action Dave]

-Obama is not a terrorist, hes a sith lord that is going to use the dark side of the force to finish the death star, and wipe out all conservatives, letting the Terrorists finally win


LOL...that death star is sure gonna be sweet!:D

Funny stuff but the far lefts are just as bad (maybe worse) than the far rights. Still got a kick out of it.

[Riverman]

undecided 'centrist' position?Since when is being a centrist being undecided? I live in a country full of 'em. :)

[oldskier]

what are thaughts?


"Thaughts" are what you have before you cut and paste from Salon or some other liberal website that uses a spell checker.

Convictions are something else again. Centrists don't know what they are, liberals have them regarding how OTHERS should live, but THEY are exempt.

Hey all you liberal SnFers, have you hit a manatee in your gas guzzling two smoke oil belching water polluting status symbol lately? Taken an African American or a Latino American or Middle Eastern American or an illegal alien for a ride in your boat? Given a homeless person your spare bedroom while they 'get on their feet'? Donated to anything other than the DNC?

Or have you 'called in sick' (because you have 40 hours of sick time in your union contract) to go boating on a weekday.....

[oldskier]

Since when is being a centrist being undecided? I live in a country full of 'em. :)


somewhat undecided 'centrist' position:D

[j_martin]

In the "Why do I have to study English" department, the answer is that you think in language. If your language is messed up, so is your thinking.

It's interesting to me that the cut and paste pundit that started this thread can't spell "thought".

I think it's a liberal trait myself.

John

[Forkin' Crazy]

Since when is being a centrist being undecided? I live in a country full of 'em. :)


Deciding not to choose is still making a choice!!! :)

[RED ALERT]

I'd rather read every one of greynester's posts in "buy and sell" before reading that again.

[pyro]

Guys, I'm loving these weak responses. Keep 'em coming.

You guys are helping the conservative agenda about as much as Snake is helping the liberal cause. :rolleyes:
Keep reinforcing those stereotypes.

[John S]

Entertaining read, but it's Bullchit.


Ding, DING, DING, DING, DING, WE HAAAAVE A WINNER! I cant believe theres three pages of people that dont get this. Lighten up Franceses.

[John S]

Now why would you say that, John? Is the taste for conservatives so bad in your mouth?

That statement was a twist on a skit Dave Chapelle did called the Player haters ball. A funny skit.

"And as I drink out of this cup that I know somebody spit in, I must leave to go home and put some water in Bucknasty's mamas dish...." Not a direct quote, but close. Watch it sometime, funny as a mofo. I dont hate anyone.....well theres some, but not anyone on any website. Heeell, Ive never even met most of you. Probably would be bff's if we all went boating together. Id even put lotion on your back.:nonod:

Yes, the copy and paste is hilarious. We all know this, put in a few words, in anything political especially, put a slanted adjective to it in quotes, and like a horse to water, you will go wherever you want to prove that point. Case in point, the Ann Colture one, there was literally thousands of threads about her. Its cold, Im bored, and times are so bad you just have to laugh to keep the .357 out of your mouf. Weve interchatted enough you should know I rarely give enough of a damn to be serious

[John S]

So JohnS with the jug 'o Jack, do you have any pearls of wisdom for us regarding liberals, since you are 'above the frey' in your lofty if somewhat undecided 'centrist' position?

Pourin my first Jack riiiiiiiiiiight about now:D. Its cold and I dont have to work tomorrow(well, dont have any work for tomorrow:()

[John S]

JD induced spelling! :o

No 12 years of catholic education, most of which time spent learning was how to dodge Sister Gwendolin's yardstick. Spelling and math clearly suffered. Well, maybe a little JD help:cheers:

[John S]

LOL...that death star is sure gonna be sweet!:D

Funny stuff but the far lefts are just as bad (maybe worse) than the far rights. Still got a kick out of it.

DINGDINGDINGDINGDING.....ANOTHER WINNER! Could I get an IOU on these prizes, Im a little short on cash.

[John S]

In the "Why do I have to study English" department, the answer is that you think in language. If your language is messed up, so is your thinking.

It's interesting to me that the cut and paste pundit that started this thread can't spell "thought".

I think it's a liberal trait myself.

John

Wow, thats deep. I hope you are as diligent in spell checking/judging everyone else here. God, you Minnesotan's are tools.:D


"I think its a liberal trait myself"......My english teacher would've asked why you referred to yourself twice in one sentence, not even putting a comma before myself. Sentence structure is important, also. Glass houses/stones, hmmmm.;)

[John S]

I'd rather read every one of greynester's posts in "buy and sell" before reading that again.

I hear he has one of those Titus cut LU'S for sale that magically adds 20 mph, you should go check it out. Jay says hello

[John S]

Keep reinforcing those stereotypes.


http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x94/johnstodola/001801c88dffd906d6609a01a8c0chops83.jpg

[mirage243]

John's back on the Jack again.

[SnakeBit]

Hey snakey, have fun with our ever higher taxes and ever higher funding of welfare and medicare here in NY, your taxes down in NYC should do you great. You flip flop alot don't you? Act semi conservative before the election then try to laugh at all of the conservatives after since they didn't get their way... stirring the pot. All I've gotta say is fuuuuuuuuuuuug youuuuuuuu. Have fun with higher taxes, roadway fees, EVERYTHING associated with NY!:D:D:D:reddevil::thumbsup: Can't make cuts in healthcare or welfare here because all of your cronies in the city wouldn't re-elect him!:reddevil::o

I am and always have been a liberal. I switched to the independent party in 2006. when it comes to fiscal policy --- National defense ---Illegal Imigration --- Taxes but who made these so called consevatives the standard bearer around here.

They did some job from 2000 to 2006 when they controlled all three branches of the government.:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Forkin' Crazy]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x94/johnstodola/001801c88dffd906d6609a01a8c0chops83.jpg


Man she's like... hot... or something! :p

[John S]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Dzxef1muoQ

[Scott in MN]

Holy smokes John, winter is just starting, we need to get you to Champs or something to at least talk about racing before you hang your nuts too far out on the chopping block....
Lets get a date set with Chuck for a Champs outing, check your schedule....

[John S]

Holy smokes John, winter is just starting, we need to get you to Champs or something to at least talk about racing before you hang your nuts too far out on the chopping block....
Lets get a date set with Chuck for a Champs outing, check your schedule....

Another date with you, Chuck, and me? Do you wanna bring the duct tape or ether rag this time? He always puts up such a fuss.:eek:

[jbf2002]

Well you sure can tell it's winter.

What is up with the 3-way date Scott? John S looks like he got to the wrong folks..............yup.

All we need now is Mustard Allison and his Wingman, Pivot-man.

j.f.

[Scott in MN]

and they always said I was such a nice guy.
Sorry to dissappoint but the only *ss whippings I will be handing out in your guys presence will be next summer with a carb Allison....

[John S]

JBF...They only fight on the threads about how quarterallyshots are faster than allisons, and who's got the nicest "kneepads" in MN. And the best way to grill squirrel.

Scotty, Im up for a UMPBA meeting any time. As far as the whoopins....You killed me with a lightwieght flexitransom 2002, so you aint gonna brag about the 1000' you finish ahead of me in the 03 allyjack barrel, are ya?

[Scott in MN]

Pretty certain a little tweakin on the 102 setting would have put you in front. Your new ride will be a different matter though....
Chuck will probably send out a email....

[John S]

I might have to go visit Johnsonhouseofpower.ltd for the race. Stories have been told that a 1000# + war canoe blessed with their "magic" put a shorty midsection (driver, not motor) Canadian riverrocket on the trailer.

In his defense, he THAUGHT(Im sticking with it) that the race was 1320 meters, and he had plenty of time to catch up.

[Forkin' Crazy]

Hey John.... http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o168/forkincrazy/smilies/flameon.gif

[John S]

Oh shiz, I started the 2nd Civil War...Gotta get to my tunnel to Canada. Riverman, you still have my supply of spaghettios, right, eh?:D

[Forkin' Crazy]

Oh shiz, I started the 2nd Civil War...Gotta get to my tunnel to Canada. Riverman, you still have my supply of spaghettios, right, eh?:D


http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o168/forkincrazy/smilies/chicken1.gif


http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o168/forkincrazy/smilies/tongue141.gif

[John S]

Crap, outsmarted by an emoticon........again. Al Gore, why do you torture me with your internet invention? AHGGGGGGGG!

[Wile E. Coyote]

"""question""" if Conservatives are so good at Conserving why are we falling apart after 8 years of having Conservatives running the show ?


i didnt read all the pages, this stopped me dead, ok genious boy, where is the outrage, it took ole gw 8 years to run up a trillion dollar deficit and all people can do is point out how the reps have mortgaged our future, and the new administration is going TO DOUBLE IT WITH THE STROKE OF A PEN IN A WEEK!!! dont hear a single complaint about that, where is the intellectual honesty? c'mon all you libs that hopped on the W defecit bandwagon speak up!

[j_martin]

Wow, thats deep. I hope you are as diligent in spell checking/judging everyone else here. God, you Minnesotan's are tools.:D


"I think its a liberal trait myself"......My english teacher would've asked why you referred to yourself twice in one sentence, not even putting a comma before myself. Sentence structure is important, also. Glass houses/stones, hmmmm.;)


I have a spelling checker It came with my PC. It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot see.
Eye ran this poem threw it. Your sure real glad two no. Its very polished in its weigh, My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a blessing. It freeze yew lodes of thyme. It helps me right awl stiles two reed, And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays comes posed up on my screen Eye trussed too bee a joule. The checker pours o'er every word To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checkers Hour spelling mite decline, And if we're laks oar have a laps, We wood bee maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling Is checked with such grate flare, There are know faults with in my cite, Of nun eye am a wear.
Now spelling does not phase me, It does knot bring a tier. My pay purrs awl due glad den With wrapped words fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet Of witch won should be proud, And wee mussed dew the best wee can, Sew flaws are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays Such soft wear four pea seas, And why eye brake in two averse Buy righting want too please.

[mirage243]

I have a spelling checker It came with my PC. It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot see.
Eye ran this poem threw it. Your sure real glad two no. Its very polished in its weigh, My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a blessing. It freeze yew lodes of thyme. It helps me right awl stiles two reed, And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays comes posed up on my screen Eye trussed too bee a joule. The checker pours o'er every word To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checkers Hour spelling mite decline, And if we're laks oar have a laps, We wood bee maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling Is checked with such grate flare, There are know faults with in my cite, Of nun eye am a wear.
Now spelling does not phase me, It does knot bring a tier. My pay purrs awl due glad den With wrapped words fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet Of witch won should be proud, And wee mussed dew the best wee can, Sew flaws are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays Such soft wear four pea seas, And why eye brake in two averse Buy righting want too please.


There's a few guy's on the board that use the same one as you.;)

[sho305]

i didnt read all the pages, this stopped me dead, ok genious boy, where is the outrage, it took ole gw 8 years to run up a trillion dollar deficit and all people can do is point out how the reps have mortgaged our future, and the new administration is going TO DOUBLE IT WITH THE STROKE OF A PEN IN A WEEK!!! dont hear a single complaint about that, where is the intellectual honesty? c'mon all you libs that hopped on the W defecit bandwagon speak up!
LOL, the liberals don't have to answer that one because it has to do with reality.

I just don't understand some liberals at all, here is an example: I just watched a Colbert Report and he had a guy from the ACLU on there saying all the Gitmo detainees need to come to the US courts and be represented by a lawyer. Why would anyone in the USA want enemy war prisoners from the Middle East anywhere close to the US? Does the ALCU want a few votes so bad they will risk and spend anything to get them, including giving citizen rights to people that were shooting at our soldiers? And of course expecting us to pay for them? What is treason, and who's country is this. We might as well get rid of citizenship in the US; I really don't see the point of having it when it is obviously detrimental to those who have it....and we don't want that. Oh wait, it is the source of the liberal's funding that is why we still have it.

The liberals could not complain about the first bailout, $30 Billion in one weekend! Oh $100 Billion a year was so costly to run a war in Iraq, but a third of that in a day was fine if it is your buddy that ran a bank into the ground. I have no doubt the Fed is run by a liberal.

Obviously the coach of the Detroit Lions can make a lot of money off getting fired, the US government has certainly set precedence that you must be rewarded for doing the worst job. That is what the USA is all about now, I'm sure it will lead to more success like the past year did.

[Riverman]

I just don't understand some liberals at all, here is an example: I just watched a Colbert Report and he had a guy from the ACLU on there saying all the Gitmo detainees need to come to the US courts and be represented by a lawyer.It's not hard to understand at all, it's the law. If the prisoners are on US soil they must be treated in accordance with US law (a US military base anywhere in the world is considered US soil, as are ships and embassies). There is no way around this legally, that is why the prisoners have been just sitting there without being charged. The only way to convict them (if there is hard evidence) is to convict them of war crimes - but I believe that process is done through the World Court in the Hauge, of which the US is not a member.

[jphii]

No, that's not true. They should be tried by military tribunal because they are captured enemies. No need for them to enter the US, or get any stinking ACLU lawyers involved at all.

[Riverman]

Then why hasn't it happened in 7 years?

Also, military tribunals generally do not consider cases where an individual is merely being accused of being a combatant on behalf of the enemy.

Yes, that is a copy and paste. :)

[sho305]

I don't know much about proceedure, but I do not recall ever hearing of war prisoners in the US court system. Seems like a military issue especially since it is within a war. If they are not charged then isn't it an immigration issue? Oops, those worthless incapable people would not know what to do with them either.

Maybe we should have the SEC handle it, that way we get at least three years before billions missing are realized...no that would not work as they don't have the cash to payoff the SEC to look the other way.;) Hmmm, maybe that is why we are doing nothing, because that is all we are capable of doing. Most things in this country appear to be run (not run) that way except when it comes to giving away taxpayer funds.

[Hydrophobic guy]

The only way to convict them (if there is hard evidence).

Hard evidence?
Yah, their just misguided, confused boys.

Problem is they will never have the counter terrorist operators that did the ops that caught alot of these skumbags appear in court. Without their testimony they'd be kicked. That's another reason their in limbo. Personally, I think they should have been executed by wood chipper long ago.

[sho305]

The courts probably think the soldiers still stand in a line and shoot like in the civil war.

I would add, they ought to do something with them. This place is just so asleep at the wheel, back when illegal immigrants actually had work to do in this country and everyone wanted to keep them here I thought so change the law otherwise get them out of here. The government could do neither, just break the law every day I guess they are above any paltry laws.

[Liqui-Fly]

When somebody steals your money and throws it away at whatever unsubstantiated, unConstitutional,cokamammie BS that will buy them votes that election cycle, it is personal. Fear mongering about terrorists is bad....fear mongering about Global Warming....ooops sorry.....Global Climate change is perfectly legitimate.

[Liqui-Fly]

It's not hard to understand at all, it's the law. If the prisoners are on US soil they must be treated in accordance with US law (a US military base anywhere in the world is considered US soil, as are ships and embassies). There is no way around this legally, that is why the prisoners have been just sitting there without being charged. The only way to convict them (if there is hard evidence) is to convict them of war crimes - but I believe that process is done through the World Court in the Hauge, of which the US is not a member.

What would you do? You collect a lot of evidence and testimony on the battlefield in your vast experience? Don't worry I'm sure Obama will allow the World to try our fighting men in the Hague before you know it. You all can destroy the last Western fighting men on the planet and we'll all live in peace.

In case you don't know, non-uniformed combatants were summarily shot until the US decided to try and do what was best and of course our own goodness gets used against us once again by idiots that can't see the forest for the trees.

[Liqui-Fly]

Guys, I'm loving these weak responses. Keep 'em coming.

You guys are helping the conservative agenda about as much as Snake is helping the liberal cause. :rolleyes:
Keep reinforcing those stereotypes.

Since you love the weak responses so much I have a strong response for you.......go look and the mirror and ask yourself what liberalism has done for you and what liberalism has caused you to do for someone else. Are you a better man than you were 5 years ago or are you still the same man waiting for someone to make you a better man?

[Riverman]

Wow, so much hate...

[mirage243]

Wow, so much hate...

Nah, not enough.

[pyro]

Since you love the weak responses so much I have a strong response for you.......go look and the mirror and ask yourself what liberalism has done for you and what liberalism has caused you to do for someone else. Are you a better man than you were 5 years ago or are you still the same man waiting for someone to make you a better man?

David, that's why I DON'T consider myself a liberal. I despise the agendas of both the far-right AND the far-left. You cannot characterize me because you don't know me. We live different lives, nobody's right or wrong for being themselves. I'm happy right where I'm at, I'm proud of my accomplishments, honest about my faults, and well aware that I have plenty of room to grow and learn. I look up to you as a role model for success, I trust what you say because you are an intelligent person. Your posts make sense and consist of your own thoughts, rather than spouting off the usual conservative rhetoric passed down from peoples' parents and FOX news. It's the few voices of those like you who keep me away from the political agenda of the far-left.

It's the low-intelligence, back-woods, drunken, wife-slapping, back-stabbing, hypocritical conservatives who keep me away from the political agenda of the far-right. Y'all do your cause more harm than good.
They're the ones that make John's post so damned funny! :D

[oldskier]

Wow, so much hate...


Jeff, I think you might harbor some hate yourself if a few heavy jetliners crashed into Toronto and Ottawa and killed a few thousand Canadians. God forbid if it ever happens, I'll be the first to ask how you feel. I will NEVER forget how I felt. One of the spookiest feelings I ever had was looking in the sky and seeing NO airplanes for 5 days.

My biggest surprise is that so many people have decided that we have overcompensated and now if we just be nice, Islamic terrorists will leave us alone.

What should we do? Give them their AK-47's back and send them to Afganistan? Will that make all the extremists love us? If we give Muslims the means to kill every man woman and child in Israel will they be our friends?

[1BadAction]

You cannot characterize me because you don't know me....

It's the low-intelligence, back-woods, drunken, wife-slapping, back-stabbing, hypocritical conservatives who keep me away from the political agenda of the far-right. Y'all do your cause more harm than good.


Look in the mirror, you're the biggest hypocrite of them all! Thanks for proving it in a single neat post so I could own your ass without wasting my time using the multi-quote function again. Good day.

[NNT]

.

It's the low-intelligence, back-woods, drunken, wife-slapping, back-stabbing, hypocritical conservatives who keep me away from the political agenda of the far-right. Y'all do your cause more harm than good.


I think it's more your lazy, slack azz, whiny. pity me attitude that keeps you away from the far right, and we thank you for that. :thumbsup:

[John S]

Jeff, I think you might harbor some hate yourself if a few heavy jetliners crashed into Toronto and Ottawa and killed a few thousand Canadians. God forbid if it ever happens, I'll be the first to ask how you feel. I will NEVER forget how I felt. One of the spookiest feelings I ever had was looking in the sky and seeing NO airplanes for 5 days.

My biggest surprise is that so many people have decided that we have overcompensated and now if we just be nice, Islamic terrorists will leave us alone.

What should we do? Give them their AK-47's back and send them to Afganistan? Will that make all the extremists love us? If we give Muslims the means to kill every man woman and child in Israel will they be our friends?


Well, oldskier, if you actually read what Riverman was referring to, which you obviously didnt, you wouldve seen that he was referencing the dialogue between members, none of which, to my or anyone else's knowledge had anything to do with any of that. He was clearly stating his points of view, which seemingly in a world ran by you, would be unacceptable (much like muslim extremist ran countries:confused:). Please tell me there arent any "newskiers" that are going to continue your THOUGHT process, that are going to pin one of the two worst days in our history on anyone that has a point different than yours.....

[NNT]

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[John S]

She did kinda seem like she was asking for it.:eek:

[sho305]

She is kinda cute, looks like Erin Grey :thumbsup:

[NNT]

I am in no way advocating spousal abuse, but a little "persuasive tickle to the chops" is good for a womans marital development. it's up to us guys to teach these wimmins :D

[1BadAction]

I am in no way advocating spousal abuse, but a little "persuasive tickle to the chops" is good for a womans marital development. it's up to us guys to teach these wimmins :D

Who are we to argue with Elvis? :D

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[John S]

I am in no way advocating spousal abuse, but a little "persuasive tickle to the chops" is good for a womans marital development. it's up to us guys to teach these wimmins :D

:D. At least now I know I wont be alone in hell.

[oldskier]

"Well, oldskier, if you actually read what Riverman was referring to, which you obviously didnt, you wouldve seen that he was referencing the dialogue between members, none of which, to my or anyone else's knowledge had anything to do with any of that."

Oh REALLY? Nothing to do with the difference of opinion as to the liberal vs. conservative viewpoint of Snf members regarding what to do with Guantanamo prisoners? (see post #61)


"He was clearly stating his points of view, which seemingly in a world ran by you, would be unacceptable (much like muslim extremist ran countries:confused:)."

And I, on the other hand was stating WHAT in your peerless OPINION?

"Please tell me there arent any "newskiers" that are going to continue your THOUGHT process, that are going to pin one of the two worst days in our history on anyone that has a point different than yours....."

Got to admit that there are fewer of us every day since 09/11/2001. But how about this, I'll bet my weeks paycheck against yours that the NEXT time it happens, it'll be done again by MUSLIM EXTREMISTS and a WHOLE LOT of 'newskiers' will agree with me AGAIN.


Bernie

[NNT]

:D. At least now I know I wont be alone in hell.

I'm hoping to get a Mngmnt position there :thumbsup:

[John S]

The difference between his and yours, as politely as I can put this, is that his was without sarcasm, lack of respect, grandstanding, or use of comparing you with 9/11.

We should never forget 9/11, but its about 7 years overdue for us to stop blaming eachother for 9/11. I stand on no higher ground than you or anyone else. Nor do I stand below you. Youre love of this country and the defense of its people would be much more honorable if you wouldnt spit disgust at said people whenever they disagree.

By the way, you have a hydrostream, which small known fact, was designed by Hubert Humphrey. PINKO RIDER

[oldskier]

"The difference between his and yours, as politely as I can put this, is that his was without sarcasm, lack of respect, grandstanding, or use of comparing you with 9/11."

I had no intention of sarcasm or grandstanding. I DO reserve a lack of respect for those who think that appeasement of Jihadists works. It is at best self loathing and at worst suicidal.

"We should never forget 9/11, but its about 7 years overdue for us to stop blaming eachother for 9/11."

I don't blame liberals or conservatives, Americans or Canadians. I blame Muslim extremists. I WILL blame liberals if lofty 'lets all play nice together' attitudes cause another attack on American soil.

"I stand on no higher ground than you or anyone else. Nor do I stand below you. Youre love of this country and the defense of its people would be much more honorable if you wouldnt spit disgust at said people whenever they disagree."

Spit disgust? I wasn't even mildly warmed up, especially at Jeff. Just stating my viewpoint, which you seem to think I don't want to allow anyone else to do. Disagreement among ourselves is our heritage. I just wish we could agree on a common enemy. 'Play nice' is just naive in my book. It don't fly in the Middle east.

"By the way, you have a hydrostream, which small known fact, was designed by Hubert Humphrey. PINKO RIDER

Yeah, I ride a Harley Davidson too. And your point is?

"


Bernie

[John S]

Glad to hear it. I guess you are the "Angry American" That Toby Kieth was referring to. You drive a Harley and I just realized your name is Bernie....there is absolutely no way I can stay mad at you (Its a fact of nature all guys named Bernie are cool as heyell-at least in my book). :cool: Plus, you drive an oldskool stream, and that just oozes kool!

[Riverman]

Jeff, I think you might harbor some hate yourself if a few heavy jetliners crashed into Toronto and Ottawa and killed a few thousand Canadians. God forbid if it ever happens, I'll be the first to ask how you feel. I will NEVER forget how I felt. One of the spookiest feelings I ever had was looking in the sky and seeing NO airplanes for 5 days.We were all affected by that Bernie, borders don't restrict those fears and anxieties. At the time I was 17 years into a career making or repairing parts for military aircraft of Canadian, US, Spanish or Norwegian decent. At the time I hoped every piece of Inconel or titanium I had ever touched was being used to kill those cocksuckers. Our airport was crammed with jumbos coming over the north pole once the airspace was closed after the attacks (we don't see jumbos here but we have an alternate 11,000 ft runway for past SAC bases at Minot and Grand Forks) and the city opened up to the Yanks big time!

Canadian Forces have been stationed in Kahndahar Afghanistan on the hunt for a-holes in the region for years and we have lost many a good man. I'm happy Obama (dare I say that?) has commited more US troops to the REAL war, not the one set up to benefit Haliburton.

[pyro]

I stand on no higher ground than you or anyone else. Nor do I stand below you. Your love of this country and the defense of its people would be much more honorable if you wouldnt spit disgust at said people whenever they disagree.

Great quote. Signature-worthy.

[oldskier]

Glad to hear it. I guess you are the "Angry American" That Toby Kieth was referring to. You drive a Harley and I just realized your name is Bernie....there is absolutely no way I can stay mad at you (Its a fact of nature all guys named Bernie are cool as heyell-at least in my book). :cool: Plus, you drive an oldskool stream, and that just oozes kool!

Don't listen to country, but if Toby Kieth sings about people who think we are in danger of Muslim Jihad, thats correct.

As to the 'Bernie', always wish it were something else. Who are the famous 'Bernie's'? Bernie Mac, Bernie from 'Weekend at Bernie's', Bernie Madoff?

Come to think of it, just call me 'Joe'....:D

Jeff, My only concern is if we let up ANYWHERE on the 'War on Terror' (I believe it is all ONE war), that we open ourselves up to another attack.

So JohnS, what do YOU drive? An early Allison designed by George McGovern? (Another VERY small known fact...:smiletest:)


Bernie

[Liqui-Fly]

I'm happy Obama (dare I say that?) has commited more US troops to the REAL war, not the one set up to benefit Haliburton.

Halliburton......our troops are not living in GP tents with zero comforts of home eating MRE's and drinking crap water BECAUSE of Halliburton. Excuse the US for not using the only other company in the World capable of this mission from France. Left wing bumper sticker statements always lead reasonable people to question the sloganiere's intelligence. So please share with us Halliburton's financials since you apparently know so much about it. Also was the bombing of Kosovo for Halliburton too? Not really sure what the US interest was there. Something about keeping Muslim refugees out of France....oh wait that was the true story....what was the Canadian press's version?

[Liqui-Fly]

America has to get back to the Constitution. The Constitution has provided so much for us that we have slipped away thinking we were "that country". The one that can afford socialism and still thrive but the inherent societal downfalls of socialism are like cancer. Sticking to the Constitution also vastly limits government corruption because Congress won't be picking and choosing who gets bailouts and who doesn't. Can you believe these people actually have the audacity make these decisions.....losers in Congress that have never run a hotdog stand. We have a new cabinet coming in with nobody that has barely worked in the private sector yet we run down guys like Dick Cheney for his real world experience. We need to wake up, but I'm afraid it is too late. The beauty is once we're all broke the government will go broke too.

[Liqui-Fly]

It's the low-intelligence, back-woods, drunken, wife-slapping, back-stabbing, hypocritical conservatives who keep me away from the political agenda of the far-right. Y'all do your cause more harm than good. They're the ones that make John's post so damned funny! :D


A lot of stereotyping there....not very tolerant. Most of the drunken low-life wife slappin men I know/knew were Democrats. Remeber to, your government stole the work the church/charitable organizations used to do in this country without the 70% administrative charge the government carries. Not only that, the community knew whether the man was really in need or just suffered from lazy. Anonymity makes it easier to leech and maintain your dignity. Makes it better for the leech....but much worse for those footing the bill. But now they want to add 600,000 unionized government employees to the rolls to stimulate the economy.....the voting numbers are growing past the 50% mark. We will have an American workforce that will be able to vote themselves raises and job security every election,this was a concern of our founders. Probably hard to imagine what was going to happen to the American spirit.

"Professor Alexander Tyler wrote about the fall of the Athenian republic over two thousand years previous to that time:

A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves money from the public treasure. From that moment on the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most money from the public treasury, with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy followed by a dictatorship.

The average age of the world's great civilizations has been two hundred years. These nations have progressed through the following sequence: from bondage to spiritual faith, from spiritual faith to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency, from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependency, from dependency back to bondage."

[1BadAction]

A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves money from the public treasure.
thats why this country was founded as a constitutional republic, where voting was a privilege, not a right.

[Hydrophobic guy]

Halliburton......our troops are not living in GP tents with zero comforts of home eating MRE's and drinking crap water BECAUSE of Halliburton. Excuse the US for not using the only other company in the World capable of this mission from France. Left wing bumper sticker statements always lead reasonable people to question the sloganiere's intelligence. So please share with us Halliburton's financials since you apparently know so much about it. Also was the bombing of Kosovo for Halliburton too? Not really sure what the US interest was there. Something about keeping Muslim refugees out of France....oh wait that was the true story....what was the Canadian press's version?

Can't agree more.
This is part of the infection that has plagued this country for quite a while now. Jeff can somewhat get away with an obsurd comment like that because he's Canadian but, when I hear it from our own countrymen it makes my blood boil. We will never get anywhere with all this finger pointing and blabbering BS about conspiracy's of this or that. I couldn't imagine if we acted this way back in the 40's during WW2. I think we would certainly have a far different world if we did. As for the chosen one commiting more troops thats been in the works for a long time and has nothing to do with him.


thats why this country was founded as a constitutional republic, where voting was a privilege, not a right.

There inlies the real problem.

[Liqui-Fly]

thats why this country was founded as a constitutional republic, where voting was a privilege, not a right.

Certainly make counting votes easier. Revisionist history of course tell the story through the eyes of discrimination.

[mikesufka]

wtf?....

[Ted Stryker]

If voting would return as a privilege, preferrably a privilege earned by tax paying then a very large sum of Democrats would no longer have a voice to politically support their apathy and ignorance...

[NNT]

If voting would return as a privilege, preferrably a privilege earned by tax paying then a very large sum of Democrats would no longer have a voice to politically support their apathy and ignorance...

but that would be racist :D

[sho305]

I wonder how many reasons there are that cities go democrat and everyone else does not, at least in the Bush elections. I can tell you it would be nice to live in a building that someone else paid the property tax....but I would miss mowing the grass. I'm funny that way.:D

[Miss Isle]

"""question""" if Conservatives are so good at Conserving why are we falling apart after 8 years of having Conservatives running the show ?Say what?
If you look at the facts, idiot. You'd see that the DOW was at 8000 when Bush took office. It rose to over 12,000 in 6 years...... Then the Dem's took over both houses. The last two years the economy has been in a total freefall.

Now, where's the facts in YOUR statement?

[Miss Isle]

No 12 years of catholic education, most of which time spent learning was how to dodge Sister Gwendolin's yardstick. Spelling and math clearly suffered. Well, maybe a little JD help:cheers:

You obviously wasted those 12 years. If you hadn't, you would know the first rule of a conservative. Thou Shalt Not Kill. How on earth could you vote for anyone willing to accept abortion as Not Murder.

[sho305]

Say what?
If you look at the facts, idiot. You'd see that the DOW was at 8000 when Bush took office. It rose to over 12,000 in 6 years...... Then the Dem's took over both houses. The last two years the economy has been in a total freefall.

Now, where's the facts in YOUR statement?On top of that there are no conservatives left, the democrats been running the show for some time. Ever notice the supposed republicans could not support their own president? They are turncoats. Now after so long of doing nothing, it all blew up. The economy was running on its own the last 8 years.

Saw a guy on the tube today say we are screwed until we make money again, and I think he is right. And you can't do that without manufacturing, yet the idiot people in this country wanted our largest manufacturing (automakers) to fail!

You are going to need those $30/hr union size wages to pay for what these idiots are spending, to pay those bank bonuses, to pay those big taxes that will come, and maybe if you save up you can have a little boat. You don't make 30/hr? Oh, guess you are screwed.

[Miss Isle]

It's amazing!!!

Bring one supportable FACT to the discussion and immediately not one Democrap has anything more to add.

[Hydrophobic guy]

It's amazing!!!

Bring one supportable FACT to the discussion and immediately not one Democrap has anything more to add.

Don't confuse them with the facts they don't believe in the word.

Anyway their all far to busy right now in the euporia of the Hope and Change thats gonna save us all. ;)

[Steve 1]

Don't confuse them with the facts they don't believe in the word.

Anyway their all far to busy right now in the euporia of the Hope and Change thats gonna save us all. ;)

Yes the Unicorns and Rainbows Power.
when that runs out a few tons of lies thrown on the pile.

This Rat voter fraud is about to be stopped in its tracks with the states now starting the issuing of Picture Id's to vote

[John S]

You obviously wasted those 12 years. If you hadn't, you would know the first rule of a conservative. Thou Shalt Not Kill. How on earth could you vote for anyone willing to accept abortion as Not Murder.

Wow, another judgemental, look down their nose, holierthanthou.....Who woulda thunk it?:rolleyes: Is it lonely on your mountain top? Judge me as you wish, I really dont give two shakes what you feel about my education. Oh, and what about that little one "TREAT OTHERS AS YOU'D WISH TO BE TREATED"?????:nonod: Stings a little, dont it?


I have a legitimate, completely unloaded question for the people who call themselves conservatives on this board. I hear you reply to almost any response and/or fact on a republican that is put in any bad light with "they arent a conservative". With that being said, I would like you to tell me who the true conservatives in office are, for no other reason than research. I would like to see their voting records and such. Ive always considered myself open minded, and have no problem learning from others.

[mirage243]

Wow, another judgemental, look down their nose, holierthanthou.....Who woulda thunk it?:rolleyes: Is it lonely on your mountain top? Judge me as you wish, I really dont give two shakes what you feel about my education. Oh, and what about that little one "TREAT OTHERS AS YOU'D WISH TO BE TREATED"?????:nonod: Stings a little, dont it?


I have a legitimate, completely unloaded question for the people who call themselves conservatives on this board. I hear you reply to almost any response and/or fact on a republican that is put in any bad light with "they arent a conservative". With that being said, I would like you to tell me who the true conservatives in office are, for no other reason than research. I would like to see their voting records and such. Ive always considered myself open minded, and have no problem learning from others.

No such thing as a conservative in office, PERIOD, end of story. Save your research time for something else.

[302w]

I have a legitimate, completely unloaded question for the people who call themselves conservatives on this board. I hear you reply to almost any response and/or fact on a republican that is put in any bad light with "they arent a conservative". With that being said, I would like you to tell me who the true conservatives in office are, for no other reason than research. I would like to see their voting records and such. Ive always considered myself open minded, and have no problem learning from others.

I will name one that I know without a doubt is a true conservative. Senator John Cornyn from Texas. You remember code pink? The people that were protesting the marine recruiting station in Berkely were allowed to block anybody entrance into station by a vote from the city council. Senator Cornyn and a few other republicans introduced legislation to have their funding cutt off (city of berkely) if they don't stop code pink.

[CUDA]

Dow Jones Industrials History 2000-2005

The last year of the millennium began not with a bang but a whimper from companies that had spent their capital budgets preparing for Y2K, the computer fiasco that wasn't. The fear was that computer-dependent systems would go flooey unless the two-digit year "00" could be understood as 2000 rather than 1900. But the fixes were made, and nothing happened to the New York City subways, still operating on turn-of-the-nineteenth-century technology, or to municipal water treatment systems that trusted an even older technology called gravity. Many personal computers rolled over to the correct dates by themselves.

However, once the money IT departments had spent fixing older programs and systems to read four-digit dates was gone, there was little left to sustain the technology-driven growth that had carried the Dow Jones Industrial Average to an all-time closing high of 11722.98 on January 14, 2000. By mid-February of that year, the Dow had fallen by more than 10% as smokestack companies reported problems dealing with an oil-price surge to more than $30 a barrel. The Dow sank to a close below 10000 on February 25, rebounded a bit the following week and then dove to its 2000 closing low of 9796.04 on March 7. The Dow closed below 10000 on only six days in 2000, the last being March 14, but the market seemed far worse because the Dow sustained its first calendar-year loss since 1994, falling 6.18%. The Dow suffered all year from signs that the economy-absent the Internet-led tech boom-had begun slowing in 1999 and was slipping into stagnation as the presidential election approached. Meanwhile, the Nasdaq compo site fell off a cliff. While the Dow lost a then-record 617 points on Friday, April 14, a drop of 5.66%, the Nasdaq index ended that week at 3321, down 34% from its all-time high of 5048.62 set just five weeks earlier on March 10. Margin-call selling into a collapsing market kept pressuring the Nasdaq index to a bottom of 2332.78 on December 20, just days after the Supreme Court resolved the presidential election in favor of George W. Bush.

In 2001, the Dow Jones Industrial Average fell 7.1% more, closing the year at 10021.50, but it could have been far worse. By March of that year, according to the National Bureau of Economic Research (NBER), the economy had slipped into what by historical standards was a shorter-than-average recession, which might have ended sooner if not for the atrocities committed on September 11. While the New York Stock Exchange was undamaged, the destruction of the World Trade Center and the infrastructure surrounding it in Lower Manhattan forced stock trading to be suspended for four days. When it resumed September 18, the Dow sank 684.81 points. By September 24, it was off 14.3%, its worst weekly percentage loss in 61 years. Monthly real gross domestic product and sales by manufacturers, wholesalers and retailers reached their lows in September, but the NBER put the recession's end at mid-November, following the Federal Reserve Board's tenth interest-rate cut of the year on November 7, to 2%. In response, the Dow rose to a post September 11 high of 9591.12. Meanwhile, the war on terror, which had seen the first U.S. and British attacks on Taliban positions in Afghanistan on October 8, routed the Taliban from Kabul on November 14. However, despite a $25 million bounty on his head, Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden evaded capture and escaped to parts unknown.

The market continued to falter in 2002. The industrial average stumbled 18.8%, its worst loss since 1977. Investors fled to the safety of U.S. Treasury bonds, diving long-term yields lower as the Federal Reserve Board continued to reduce banks' overnight lending rate, which bottomed at 1.25%. Market gloom was intensified by a continuing series of corporate scandals, ranging from the late-2001 implosion of Enron-which also destroyed the Arthur Andersen accounting firm-to the accounting scandal at WorldCom, which filed for bankruptcy on July 22 amid revelations that it had met earnings targets for years by burying billion of dollars in ordinary expenses in its capital expenditures budget. Arthur Andersen also had been WorldCom's auditor. Others caught in scandal: Tyco CEO Dennis Kozlowski, who was later convicted of diverting company funds for personal use, and ImClone CEO Sam Waskal, accused of selling his stock before the FDA announced it had denied approval for its Erbitux cancer drug. His friend M artha Stewart, who also sold ImClone stock prior to the announcement, was convicted of lying to federal investigators and served prison time.

USAir and United filed for bankruptcy, and American Airlines restructured as the effects of the 9/11 attacks continued to weigh on the travel industry in 2002. However, the housing market continued booming as buyers took advantage of falling mortgage rates to trade up to larger homes and investors poured cash into commercial properties, either directly or through REITs and real estate mutual funds.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average hit a five-year closing low of 7286.27 on October 9, 2002, just days before terrorists bombed a night club on the island of Bali and seized a theater in Moscow, and a month before the U.S. began ratcheting up the pressure on Saddam Hussein to open Iraq to U.N. weapons inspections. Despite the mounting tensions, stock prices trended higher into 2003, retreated as war with Iraq became inevitable, and then soared as the invasion of Iraq began in mid-March. Three weeks later, Baghdad was captured. Meanwhile, tax cuts, including a reduction in the dividend tax rate to 15%, were approved by Congress. Microsoft declared its first-ever dividend, hundreds of other companies responded to the change by raising payouts, and Internet survivor Amazon turned profitable. Unemployment, a lagging indicator, peaked at 6.3% in June 2003, a level that would have been considered close to full employment in the 1970s. The Dow closed above 10000 for the first time in a year and a half on De cember 11, two days before the U.S. Army captured Saddam Hussein.

While the Dow ended 2003 up 2112.29 points (24.32%) at 10453.92, its first winning year since 1999, its momentum began running out on January 26, after topping its September 10, 2001, close for the first time. On April 2, 2004, the membership in the Dow Jones Industrial Average was changed for the first time in the new millennium with the replacement of AT&T, Eastman Kodak and International Paper by American International Group, Pfizer and Verizon Communications. Within months, both AIG and Pfizer suffered losses due to regulatory problems. The market's prospects also were hurt by the Fed's shift to a tightening policy at the end of June, raising rates for the first of five times in the year, and by the continuing war on terror-including attacks in Madrid on March 11, and kidnappings and beheadings in Iraq.


Through mid-October 2004, the Dow appeared to have as much chance of posting its second consecutive positive year as the Boston Red Sox had of winning the World Series. The Dow's price erosion continued until New York crude oil futures prices climbed to an all-time high of $55.67 a barrel on October 25. That day the index bottomed at 9749.99, down 6.73% on the year. But stock prices trended higher for remainder of the year as President Bush was re-elected, and inflation expectations subsided. Oil futures ended the year at $43.45, compared with $32.52 a year earlier and the Department of Energy's estimated 2004 average Texas spot price of $41.60. By mid-September 2005, those prices would have been bargains, due to rising global energy demand and tightening supplies of refined products after Hurricanes Katrina and Rita shut down oil and gas drilling operations along the Gulf Coast. Flooded refinery capacity weakened demand for crude oil, which still ended September at $66.24 a barrel, but it drove natural g as to a record $13.921 per million BTU, up 112.53% from the start of 2005. Heating oil and gasoline futures closed well above $2 a gallon.

The hurricanes devastated New Orleans and Beloxi, Miss., and caused severe damage to the Gulf's industries, transportation infrastructure, and housing stock. However, while thousands of people remained without homes or jobs to return to despite massive relief efforts, the economy showed surprising strength in the fourth quarter of 2005. The unemployment rate ended 2005 at 4.9%.

The Dow's year-end push into positive territory, which had been helped by the strong voter turnout in Iraq's third election of the year, was reversed by inflation expectations that prompted the Federal Reserve Board to raise the fed funds rate to 4.25%, which inverted the yield curve as the year ended, an event that some see as a harbinger of recession. The impending change in Fed leadership, with Princeton economics professor Ben Bernanke replacing Chairman Greenspan in 2006, also created uncertainty.

For the year, the Dow fell 0.61% to 10717.50, its smallest annual percentage change since 1926 and just the fourth time ever its annual percentage change was less than 1%. General Motors was the largest contributor to the decline, losing 51.52% of its value during the year due to fallings sales, rising pension costs, looming layoffs, and accounting problems that saw its bonds downgraded to junk credit ratings. Hewlett-Packard, which fired its high-profile CEO Carly Fiorina in February, was the year's best performer among the 14 Dow gainers, rising 36.53%. Boeing was the second-best performer, rising 35.68%, although two more major U.S. airlines-Delta and Northwest-filed for bankruptcy protection in September.

[Miss Isle]

Wow, another judgemental, look down their nose, holierthanthou.....Who woulda thunk it?:rolleyes: Is it lonely on your mountain top? Judge me as you wish, I really dont give two shakes what you feel about my education. Oh, and what about that little one "TREAT OTHERS AS YOU'D WISH TO BE TREATED"?????:nonod: Stings a little, dont it?


Ive always considered myself open minded, and have no problem learning from others.

First of all John, I'd like to see the pot that calls this kettle black, see your first post if you'd like to see "Judgemental" (If I recall, you called all us Conservatives out after your initial "diatribe". So, as far as I'm concerned, A-hole, you deserve all the Crap anyone on here could sling at you. Kinda funny that you can make judgements on others, but when you feel attacked, you respond like this. This just confirms what you will NEVER understand about yourself, I don't think that in your lifetime you could grasp what I'm writing about. Now, that's not a judgement, that's a learned observation, that you may or may not be able to overcome. I'd love for you to prove me wrong in my hypothosis.

You call me "holy'er than thou". As a matter of fact, I have not judged you in any way, I merely brought up a contradiction of your Flawed character, in that you were obviously raised with different beliefs than you are representing here. This statement was also not meant only for you, this statement was meant for all those seemingly normal human beings out there that were taught that human life is sacred, but have fallen from that mindset and morals that I know were instilled in anyone who wasn't raised by anyone would have attended Woodstock, or whom are wooed by the promise of reward and riches without putting forth effort.

Now, as far as being up on some mountain top?, you'd better be careful, as your statement to that affect may raise you above the mountain that you think I stand upon.

John, honestly, you do not surprise me, Every died in the wool liberal that I have ever had the honor to converse with has acted exactly as you do. You really remind me of of that other idiot opposite to Sean Hannity. He listens to a fair minded debate very intently, then when he thinks he has one point that he can pick at, he unloads both barrels at that point, thinking he can somehow knock down the whole wall of argument with a spearhead attack.

I will give you a little background before I proceed: I was raised by a family that voted EXCLUSIVELY Democrat. I listened my whole life about how "Republicans are only for the big businessman and the Democrats are for the people".

For my entire life, I was puzzled. Why do Democrats always want to raise taxes if they are for the "People"? Why do I have to give them my money so they can give it to someone else? Is there someone else who deserves it more than me? Why can't I own a gun? Why can't I smoke? Why are the Democrats so concerned for me that they insist on parenting me "for my safety and Security", but yet it'd be alright if my wife wanted to Kill the child in her belly that I want to keep? Why is it alright for a liberal to approach a woman wearing a expensive fur and throw ink on it? Did she not pay for it?

I could go on and on. The fact is, Your party is the most confused, contradicting, Mean, Racist (Yes, I said Racist), bunch of absolute NON-thinkers that I've ever had the displeasure of meeting.

I have developed a saying over the years that I think is appropriate here:

"In order to be an intelligent Democrat, you MUST believe in at least ONE immoral VICE So strongly that your willing to BUY them all. All the rest Have no clue."

So John, What's your immoral Vise?

[SnakeBit]

I will name one that I know without a doubt is a true conservative. Senator John Cornyn from Texas. You remember code pink? The people that were protesting the marine recruiting station in Berkely were allowed to block anybody entrance into station by a vote from the city council. Senator Cornyn and a few other republicans introduced legislation to have their funding cutt off (city of berkely) if they don't stop code pink.


Living in this Country is accepting others right to speak and to protest even if you disagree and it goes as far as to make your blood boil, that is the price of our citizenship, one that I hope we never give up.

[steamengine6]

```Quote by` Steve 1..This Rat voter fraud is about to be stopped in its tracks with the states now starting the issuing of Picture Id's to vote```

I don`t think this will work either,,,,,,,THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE.

[Miss Isle]

Dow Jones Industrials History 2000-2005

The last year of the millennium began not with a bang but a whimper from companies that had spent their capital budgets preparing for Y2K, the computer fiasco that wasn't. The fear was that computer-dependent systems would go flooey unless the two-digit year "00" could be understood as 2000 rather than 1900. But the fixes were made, and nothing happened to the New York City subways, still operating on turn-of-the-nineteenth-century technology, or to municipal water treatment systems that trusted an even older technology called gravity. Many personal computers rolled over to the correct dates by themselves.

However, once the money IT departments had spent fixing older programs and systems to read four-digit dates was gone, there was little left to sustain the technology-driven growth that had carried the Dow Jones Industrial Average to an all-time closing high of 11722.98 on January 14, 2000. By mid-February of that year, the Dow had fallen by more than 10% as smokestack companies reported problems dealing with an oil-price surge to more than $30 a barrel. The Dow sank to a close below 10000 on February 25, rebounded a bit the following week and then dove to its 2000 closing low of 9796.04 on March 7. The Dow closed below 10000 on only six days in 2000, the last being March 14, but the market seemed far worse because the Dow sustained its first calendar-year loss since 1994, falling 6.18%. The Dow suffered all year from signs that the economy-absent the Internet-led tech boom-had begun slowing in 1999 and was slipping into stagnation as the presidential election approached. Meanwhile, the Nasdaq compo site fell off a cliff. While the Dow lost a then-record 617 points on Friday, April 14, a drop of 5.66%, the Nasdaq index ended that week at 3321, down 34% from its all-time high of 5048.62 set just five weeks earlier on March 10. Margin-call selling into a collapsing market kept pressuring the Nasdaq index to a bottom of 2332.78 on December 20, just days after the Supreme Court resolved the presidential election in favor of George W. Bush.

In 2001, the Dow Jones Industrial Average fell 7.1% more, closing the year at 10021.50, but it could have been far worse. By March of that year, according to the National Bureau of Economic Research (NBER), the economy had slipped into what by historical standards was a shorter-than-average recession, which might have ended sooner if not for the atrocities committed on September 11. While the New York Stock Exchange was undamaged, the destruction of the World Trade Center and the infrastructure surrounding it in Lower Manhattan forced stock trading to be suspended for four days. When it resumed September 18, the Dow sank 684.81 points. By September 24, it was off 14.3%, its worst weekly percentage loss in 61 years. Monthly real gross domestic product and sales by manufacturers, wholesalers and retailers reached their lows in September, but the NBER put the recession's end at mid-November, following the Federal Reserve Board's tenth interest-rate cut of the year on November 7, to 2%. In response, the Dow rose to a post September 11 high of 9591.12. Meanwhile, the war on terror, which had seen the first U.S. and British attacks on Taliban positions in Afghanistan on October 8, routed the Taliban from Kabul on November 14. However, despite a $25 million bounty on his head, Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden evaded capture and escaped to parts unknown.

The market continued to falter in 2002. The industrial average stumbled 18.8%, its worst loss since 1977. Investors fled to the safety of U.S. Treasury bonds, diving long-term yields lower as the Federal Reserve Board continued to reduce banks' overnight lending rate, which bottomed at 1.25%. Market gloom was intensified by a continuing series of corporate scandals, ranging from the late-2001 implosion of Enron-which also destroyed the Arthur Andersen accounting firm-to the accounting scandal at WorldCom, which filed for bankruptcy on July 22 amid revelations that it had met earnings targets for years by burying billion of dollars in ordinary expenses in its capital expenditures budget. Arthur Andersen also had been WorldCom's auditor. Others caught in scandal: Tyco CEO Dennis Kozlowski, who was later convicted of diverting company funds for personal use, and ImClone CEO Sam Waskal, accused of selling his stock before the FDA announced it had denied approval for its Erbitux cancer drug. His friend M artha Stewart, who also sold ImClone stock prior to the announcement, was convicted of lying to federal investigators and served prison time.

USAir and United filed for bankruptcy, and American Airlines restructured as the effects of the 9/11 attacks continued to weigh on the travel industry in 2002. However, the housing market continued booming as buyers took advantage of falling mortgage rates to trade up to larger homes and investors poured cash into commercial properties, either directly or through REITs and real estate mutual funds.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average hit a five-year closing low of 7286.27 on October 9, 2002, just days before terrorists bombed a night club on the island of Bali and seized a theater in Moscow, and a month before the U.S. began ratcheting up the pressure on Saddam Hussein to open Iraq to U.N. weapons inspections. Despite the mounting tensions, stock prices trended higher into 2003, retreated as war with Iraq became inevitable, and then soared as the invasion of Iraq began in mid-March. Three weeks later, Baghdad was captured. Meanwhile, tax cuts, including a reduction in the dividend tax rate to 15%, were approved by Congress. Microsoft declared its first-ever dividend, hundreds of other companies responded to the change by raising payouts, and Internet survivor Amazon turned profitable. Unemployment, a lagging indicator, peaked at 6.3% in June 2003, a level that would have been considered close to full employment in the 1970s. The Dow closed above 10000 for the first time in a year and a half on De cember 11, two days before the U.S. Army captured Saddam Hussein.

While the Dow ended 2003 up 2112.29 points (24.32%) at 10453.92, its first winning year since 1999, its momentum began running out on January 26, after topping its September 10, 2001, close for the first time. On April 2, 2004, the membership in the Dow Jones Industrial Average was changed for the first time in the new millennium with the replacement of AT&T, Eastman Kodak and International Paper by American International Group, Pfizer and Verizon Communications. Within months, both AIG and Pfizer suffered losses due to regulatory problems. The market's prospects also were hurt by the Fed's shift to a tightening policy at the end of June, raising rates for the first of five times in the year, and by the continuing war on terror-including attacks in Madrid on March 11, and kidnappings and beheadings in Iraq.


Through mid-October 2004, the Dow appeared to have as much chance of posting its second consecutive positive year as the Boston Red Sox had of winning the World Series. The Dow's price erosion continued until New York crude oil futures prices climbed to an all-time high of $55.67 a barrel on October 25. That day the index bottomed at 9749.99, down 6.73% on the year. But stock prices trended higher for remainder of the year as President Bush was re-elected, and inflation expectations subsided. Oil futures ended the year at $43.45, compared with $32.52 a year earlier and the Department of Energy's estimated 2004 average Texas spot price of $41.60. By mid-September 2005, those prices would have been bargains, due to rising global energy demand and tightening supplies of refined products after Hurricanes Katrina and Rita shut down oil and gas drilling operations along the Gulf Coast. Flooded refinery capacity weakened demand for crude oil, which still ended September at $66.24 a barrel, but it drove natural g as to a record $13.921 per million BTU, up 112.53% from the start of 2005. Heating oil and gasoline futures closed well above $2 a gallon.

The hurricanes devastated New Orleans and Beloxi, Miss., and caused severe damage to the Gulf's industries, transportation infrastructure, and housing stock. However, while thousands of people remained without homes or jobs to return to despite massive relief efforts, the economy showed surprising strength in the fourth quarter of 2005. The unemployment rate ended 2005 at 4.9%.

The Dow's year-end push into positive territory, which had been helped by the strong voter turnout in Iraq's third election of the year, was reversed by inflation expectations that prompted the Federal Reserve Board to raise the fed funds rate to 4.25%, which inverted the yield curve as the year ended, an event that some see as a harbinger of recession. The impending change in Fed leadership, with Princeton economics professor Ben Bernanke replacing Chairman Greenspan in 2006, also created uncertainty.

For the year, the Dow fell 0.61% to 10717.50, its smallest annual percentage change since 1926 and just the fourth time ever its annual percentage change was less than 1%. General Motors was the largest contributor to the decline, losing 51.52% of its value during the year due to fallings sales, rising pension costs, looming layoffs, and accounting problems that saw its bonds downgraded to junk credit ratings. Hewlett-Packard, which fired its high-profile CEO Carly Fiorina in February, was the year's best performer among the 14 Dow gainers, rising 36.53%. Boeing was the second-best performer, rising 35.68%, although two more major U.S. airlines-Delta and Northwest-filed for bankruptcy protection in September.

Now, here's another Libtard trait. What praytell is all this nonsense driving at. Boil it down in your best sumation.

If you can't beat'em, baffle'em with Bull Shi t.

[Scott Gilmore]

Wow, another judgemental, look down their nose, holierthanthou.....Who woulda thunk it?:rolleyes: Is it lonely on your mountain top? Judge me as you wish, I really dont give two shakes what you feel about my education. Oh, and what about that little one "TREAT OTHERS AS YOU'D WISH TO BE TREATED"?????:nonod: Stings a little, dont it?


I have a legitimate, completely unloaded question for the people who call themselves conservatives on this board. I hear you reply to almost any response and/or fact on a republican that is put in any bad light with "they arent a conservative". With that being said, I would like you to tell me who the true conservatives in office are, for no other reason than research. I would like to see their voting records and such. Ive always considered myself open minded, and have no problem learning from others.

Hey John S..............heard any good cripple jokes lately ?? Scott :D :cheers:

[302w]

Living in this Country is accepting others right to speak and to protest even if you disagree and it goes as far as to make your blood boil, that is the price of our citizenship, one that I hope we never give up.

Yeah but to block people from entering a marine office from volunteering their lives to serve this country is ridiculous. These people call the very people that protect them murderers, thugs, and war mongers. Please tell me you don't think that's right?

[Forkin' Crazy]

Now, here's another Libtard trait. What praytell is all this nonsense driving at. Boil it down in your best sumation.

If you can't beat'em, baffle'em with Bull Shi t.

I see it didn't take long for you to figure CUDA out! :thumbsup:

[John S]

see your first post if you'd like to see "Judgemental" (If I recall, you called all us Conservatives out after your initial "diatribe".

Weeell, if you had paid any attention to this thread, you wouldve seen how this was done in the spirit of boredom and fun, kinda like a roast. Most caught on pretty quick, whether they found it funny or not....you seem to have a mind that works more like a train, starts out slow and builds up some steam. May I suggest you change your name to MISS AMTRACK.

, A-hole, This just confirms what you will NEVER understand about yourself, I don't think that in your lifetime you could grasp what I'm writing about. Now, that's not a judgement, that's a learned observation, that you may or may not be able to overcome. I'd love for you to prove me wrong in my hypothosis.

Now that I found you, I can finally cancel the sesions with my therapist, with all these deep insights into my mind...Can we talk about my mommy issues now?

I merely brought up a contradiction of your Flawed character, in that you were obviously raised with different beliefs than you are representing here.

QUAACK, QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK! Am I being PUNKED by one of my buddies here, this cant be for real. Ferrel, this is you, right?

human life is sacred, but have fallen from that mindset and morals that I know were instilled in anyone who wasn't raised by anyone would have attended Woodstock, or whom are wooed by the promise of reward and riches without putting forth effort.

Wooed? Now theres one I havent heard in awhile (since my seventh grade sex ed class "Sex, drugs and alcohol are naughty". If I only was old enough to go to woodstock, wouldve been there in a heartbeat.:cheers:
Maybe we should switch, you go on the couch and tell me about your mommy.




John, honestly, you do not surprise me

With enough Jack Daniels, I bet I could...
Miss Isle "Hey, thats not my shoulder youre poking..."
Me "Well, thats not my finger either....."

You really remind me of of that other idiot opposite to Sean Hannity..

As long as youre being open minded about it, thats cool. Hannity...fair interviewer, Me thinks not. Intelligent, strong patriot, informative....yes. But he cuts off more democrats than OJ cut off cop cars in that white bronco

I will give you a little background before I proceed: I was raised by a family that voted EXCLUSIVELY Democrat. I listened my whole life about how "Republicans are only for the big businessman and the Democrats are for the people".

I bet the holidays are best described as "interesting" at your house. Webcam, anyone?

For my entire life, I was puzzled.

Ill answer it for you, chicks dont dig know it all, blowhards. Work on it, and you might see a woman naked yet.


Why can't I own a gun? Why can't I smoke?

The gun Im not so sure you should have....Smoking, you for sure need something to unwind. Try those cigarettes that the black guy with the rasta hat is selling on the corner.

but yet it'd be alright if my wife wanted to Kill the child in her belly that I want to keep?

God help us all.... you really dont have kids, do you? Where did I ever say anything about abortion? In a million years, I never wouldve guessed this would come about on this thread. Mirage 243, give your prize to Miss Isle, he earned it.


Why is it alright for a liberal to approach a woman wearing a expensive fur and throw ink on it?

Im completely against women wearing fur....under their clothes.:eek:

I could go on and on.

At least theres one thing we agree on.


The fact is, Your party is the most confused, contradicting, Mean, Racist (Yes, I said Racist), bunch of absolute NON-thinkers that I've ever had the displeasure of meeting.

My party? I dont have a political party, I decide to choose every election on where I want my vote to go. I love the blanket statement, it shows more of your "God fearing, love everyone" attitude. Heres one for you-Of all my years going to church, it was the people like you that made me stop going. Spend one hour a week in church praising peace, love, acceptance, then spend the other 167 judging, whining, and acting like an all around ass, completely contradicting the lessons learned. See ya in hell, brother.:thumbsup:

I have developed a saying over the years

Im sure you have, and I bet youre a hoot at parties.


Go sit on a block of ice and cool off. I wouldve already done a far left wing version, but this is seemingly going to last awhile. Actually, I heard that some university found a 16th century Puritan frozen in ice a while ago and brought them back to life, is it you they defrosted?



So John, What's your immoral Vise?

Whiskey, women, and Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Dont worry, Im here for a good time, not a long time.:cheers:

Now come back with some lame line that Im dodging you. LIGHTEN UP, FRANCESS!

[John S]

Hey John S..............heard any good cripple jokes lately ?? Scott :D :cheers:

Gilmore, you are pure eevil, must be why we get along. Im still amazed lightning hasnt hit one of us yet.:reddevil::cheers:. You, Ferrell and me have to go and empty a bottle or ten one of these days. And listen to more Squarepusher

[SnakeBit]

Yeah but to block people from entering a marine office from volunteering their lives to serve this country is ridiculous. These people call the very people that protect them murderers, thugs, and war mongers. Please tell me you don't think that's right?

Its not about whats right or wrong its about freedom of speech. Now I remember the incident very well code pink when they moved from speech to harrassment should have had there butts thrown in jail. This is where gov'ts (Berkley) fail us because instead of enforcing laws, they attempt to make the own interpertations of it. So bring on the Senator from Texas he steps in and they all had to straighten up. Should it come to that no, Should abortion clinics be bombed because we do not believe in abortion!! No!!
All of this fringe stuff right or Left does not work, we have a constitution, to me it is a sacred document. You can not use this document to suit you needs rather we should be living by it.

[pyro]

Blah, blah, blah
Here's what you are, according to me.
Here's my judgement of you, because judging others is my sole purpose in life, because I don't have one of my own.
You are this, and you are that, because I said so.
My daddy cut me down and made me feel little, so now I have to do the same to everyone I meet.
blah, blah, blah

Why do people criticize the lives and actions of others who they will never even meet?

[Scott Gilmore]

Gilmore, you are pure eevil, must be why we get along. Im still amazed lightning hasnt hit one of us yet.:reddevil::cheers:. You, Ferrell and me have to go and empty a bottle or ten one of these days. And listen to more Squarepusher

Yea & we'll bring the gimp from Jasper along just for fun (maybe we can leave him on a busy highway after we're finished with him) !! Scott :cheers:

[Miss Isle]

Why do people criticize the lives and actions of others who they will never even meet?
Now this is a new Low, Putting words into my Quote. This is the ultimate LOW.... Even for you, Stupid.

[Miss Isle]

see your first post if you'd like to see "Judgemental" (If I recall, you called all us Conservatives out after your initial "diatribe".

Weeell, if you had paid any attention to this thread, you wouldve seen how this was done in the spirit of boredom and fun, kinda like a roast. Most caught on pretty quick, whether they found it funny or not....you seem to have a mind that works more like a train, starts out slow and builds up some steam. May I suggest you change your name to MISS AMTRACK.

, A-hole, This just confirms what you will NEVER understand about yourself, I don't think that in your lifetime you could grasp what I'm writing about. Now, that's not a judgement, that's a learned observation, that you may or may not be able to overcome. I'd love for you to prove me wrong in my hypothosis.

Now that I found you, I can finally cancel the sesions with my therapist, with all these deep insights into my mind...Can we talk about my mommy issues now?

I merely brought up a contradiction of your Flawed character, in that you were obviously raised with different beliefs than you are representing here.

QUAACK, QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK! Am I being PUNKED by one of my buddies here, this cant be for real. Ferrel, this is you, right?

human life is sacred, but have fallen from that mindset and morals that I know were instilled in anyone who wasn't raised by anyone would have attended Woodstock, or whom are wooed by the promise of reward and riches without putting forth effort.

Wooed? Now theres one I havent heard in awhile (since my seventh grade sex ed class "Sex, drugs and alcohol are naughty". If I only was old enough to go to woodstock, wouldve been there in a heartbeat.:cheers:
Maybe we should switch, you go on the couch and tell me about your mommy.




John, honestly, you do not surprise me

With enough Jack Daniels, I bet I could...
Miss Isle "Hey, thats not my shoulder youre poking..."
Me "Well, thats not my finger either....."

You really remind me of of that other idiot opposite to Sean Hannity..

As long as youre being open minded about it, thats cool. Hannity...fair interviewer, Me thinks not. Intelligent, strong patriot, informative....yes. But he cuts off more democrats than OJ cut off cop cars in that white bronco

I will give you a little background before I proceed: I was raised by a family that voted EXCLUSIVELY Democrat. I listened my whole life about how "Republicans are only for the big businessman and the Democrats are for the people".

I bet the holidays are best described as "interesting" at your house. Webcam, anyone?

For my entire life, I was puzzled.

Ill answer it for you, chicks dont dig know it all, blowhards. Work on it, and you might see a woman naked yet.


Why can't I own a gun? Why can't I smoke?

The gun Im not so sure you should have....Smoking, you for sure need something to unwind. Try those cigarettes that the black guy with the rasta hat is selling on the corner.

but yet it'd be alright if my wife wanted to Kill the child in her belly that I want to keep?

God help us all.... you really dont have kids, do you? Where did I ever say anything about abortion? In a million years, I never wouldve guessed this would come about on this thread. Mirage 243, give your prize to Miss Isle, he earned it.


Why is it alright for a liberal to approach a woman wearing a expensive fur and throw ink on it?

Im completely against women wearing fur....under their clothes.:eek:

I could go on and on.

At least theres one thing we agree on.


The fact is, Your party is the most confused, contradicting, Mean, Racist (Yes, I said Racist), bunch of absolute NON-thinkers that I've ever had the displeasure of meeting.

My party? I dont have a political party, I decide to choose every election on where I want my vote to go. I love the blanket statement, it shows more of your "God fearing, love everyone" attitude. Heres one for you-Of all my years going to church, it was the people like you that made me stop going. Spend one hour a week in church praising peace, love, acceptance, then spend the other 167 judging, whining, and acting like an all around ass, completely contradicting the lessons learned. See ya in hell, brother.:thumbsup:

I have developed a saying over the years

Im sure you have, and I bet youre a hoot at parties.


Go sit on a block of ice and cool off. I wouldve already done a far left wing version, but this is seemingly going to last awhile. Actually, I heard that some university found a 16th century Puritan frozen in ice a while ago and brought them back to life, is it you they defrosted?



So John, What's your immoral Vise?

Whiskey, women, and Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Dont worry, Im here for a good time, not a long time.:cheers:

Now come back with some lame line that Im dodging you. LIGHTEN UP, FRANCESS!

Hey John.... GOTCHA!!!!

[pyro]

I seem to have struck a nerve, no surprise there.

I edited the post to make the quote "generic."

[Miss Isle]

I seem to have struck a nerve, no surprise there.

I edited the post to make the quote "generic."You think you've struck a nerve? What you did is just plain wrong. But that does NOT suprise me either.

[pyro]

It's called sarcasm. Have a beer. :cheers:

[Liqui-Fly]

Why do people criticize the lives and actions of others who they will never even meet?

Our government has made us responsible for them, their vote, and their ideals.

[mk30h]

This is a funny thread, unlike some of the real racist rants I've read on here lately. Some of the posts confirm classic stereotypes that I thought became extinct in the early 60's. The viseral harted that some quys are screaming here is sad. Funny, you can shout at people calling then fags, commies, pinko's, etc behind a computer scream, but you would probably get along in person.


Some of you guy's really have to get out more, you might like it.

[NNT]

This is a funny thread, unlike some of the real racist rants I've read on here lately. Some of the posts confirm classic stereotypes that I thought became extinct in the early 60's. The viseral harted that some quys are screaming here is sad. Funny, you can shout at people calling then fags, commies, pinko's, etc behind a computer scream, but you would probably get along in person.


Some of you guy's really have to get out more, you might like it.

I can almost hear the whiny lisp in your voice as you say that. :D

[John S]

Hey John.... GOTCHA!!!!

Why you sonofa.......:thumbsup: :cheers: :D
Dang, got me good! This is a great way to pass the dark hell of winter, much better than an oil thread.:D

[mk30h]

I can almost hear the whiny lisp in your voice as you say that. :D


So whatca doing big boy?:p

[John S]

This is a funny thread, unlike some of the real racist rants I've read on here lately. Some of the posts confirm classic stereotypes that I thought became extinct in the early 60's. The viseral harted that some quys are screaming here is sad. Funny, you can shout at people calling then fags, commies, pinko's, etc behind a computer scream, but you would probably get along in person.


Some of you guy's really have to get out more, you might like it.

I agree. If ya cant laugh a little, and sometimes at yourself, then your life sucks in my opinion. :thumbsup:

[NNT]

So whatca doing big boy?:p

at least you have a sense of humor, thats rare on your side of the fence. :thumbsup:

[Hydrophobic guy]

Funny, you can shout at people calling then fags, commies, pinko's, etc behind a computer scream, but you would probably get along in person.


Some of you guy's really have to get out more, you might like it.

Sorry to burst your kumbaya bubble but, I'm just the same in person.
BTW. I get out all the time even to those nasty citys and it just strengthens my resolve.