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Raceman
07-31-2002, 08:14 PM
Check this out: I'm dyin' laughin.

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=5556&perpage=25&pagenumber=1


Hell no, I ain't been readin' no rice rocket board. I just saw it posted somewhere else
DaveR
07-31-2002, 08:42 PM
Oh.....MY........GOD!!!!

Stop.....please.........you're killing me! Now I'll have to follow that thread for a few days to see what he fills his turbo with!
VectorPat
07-31-2002, 08:46 PM
Does anyone know where I can find some propwash??? I heard it will make my boat go faster...
Tom D.
07-31-2002, 08:56 PM
Well that's a ricer for ya. Put a wing on the back(lawn mower handle for jolly green giant), Low profile wheels and tires(blinks or something like that), stickers all over it , and a K&N filter and you got instant race car. Neon lights are a given along with fart can.
Charlie M
07-31-2002, 08:57 PM
I am wanting to change my piston pull back springs to double piston pull back springs............any advice would be greatly appreicated
crazy horse
07-31-2002, 09:01 PM
Raceman ,You really must be bored! The sad part about that post is there is like 7 pages to it. I used to have a turbo shelby and you knew if that turbo was spooling up ok.
LaserModVee
07-31-2002, 09:08 PM
I worked at an auto parts store when I was in high school. When things were dead around the store, we would call other auto parts stores and ask for "Muffler bearings", "Muffler or exhaust fluid/lube", VW Beetle/Corvair radiator/thermostat, or a complete exhaust system for a 1983 Corvette. If a new guy answered, you could have them on the line for quite a while before they either gave up or their manager busted us out!


I am easily amused.
hydrostreamvulture1
07-31-2002, 09:26 PM
guys i wuz driving home and about 3 blocks before my house my headlights died...i opened the hood couldnt c wut wuz wrong all the connections and everything wuz hooked up right. guess i ran outta lighter fluid....anyone have any available? :D :D :D
LaserModVee
07-31-2002, 09:37 PM
Don't forget to do a pressure check on the headlight gas. It might just be an easy leak you can fix. Just spray the headlight with a soap and water solution and look for bubbles.



P.S. If you see Bubbles, tell her I said hi!
woodco
07-31-2002, 09:42 PM
That is friggin Hillarious !!!!!!!!! :D


Hey Vulch .... i may have some .... is that an automatic or
standard ???? :D
wing nut
07-31-2002, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by hydrostreamvulture1
guys i wuz driving home and about 3 blocks before my house my headlights died...i opened the hood couldnt c wut wuz wrong all the connections and everything wuz hooked up right. guess i ran outta lighter fluid....anyone have any available? :D :D :D ...

or the duct tape gave way and the flash lights fell off the car... :rolleyes:

scott
hydrostreamvulture1
07-31-2002, 09:50 PM
not to worry i found the problem just bought a new tranny for it so im guessing this has something to do with it:confused: ;) woody get me on IM if ur available
pyro
08-01-2002, 06:12 AM
Check your blinker fluid while you're at it.

www.kalecoauto.com

click the link-- funny ****.
175checkmate
08-01-2002, 06:34 AM
I can not believe that, anyone have a bridge for sale?
That is to funny
lorax
08-01-2002, 08:59 AM
I think a lot of those '91s had problems with the knueter valve. If you torque it wrong the turbo fluid leaks right out :eek:
Flying Low
08-01-2002, 09:26 AM
You guys should get a good kick out of this site!

www.beaterz.com
Jeff_G
08-01-2002, 09:44 AM
Had a small fender bender happen a few weeks ago in front of the house. Called the cops for them then went back to watching the news. A little while later the highway patrol show up at the door and asked if I owned the shop across the street (rural area). Could I use a crow bar the pull the fender from the tire so she could drive the car.

Got the bar went to the car. The right front was shot, all crumpled, headlight hanging down a real mess. Started to place the bar between the tire and fender. The woman stopped me.
"Oh that isn't the problem that happened last October. This side is the problem".

I walked around to the left side and the fender liner was pushing on the tire and the headlight was broken out. It is dusk now. I pulled it out and the highway patrol thanked me as she drove off. No headlights.

At least she has matching fenders! :D

TRUE
Straitjacket
08-01-2002, 01:22 PM
That is too damn funny..."boost fluid"......lmao. start with 1 p.o.s. "rice rocket"- then add 1 part top fuel dragster wing- 4 parts of 17" wheels - 1 part huge paint can exhaust- and 1 part fearless idiot lane splitting 16 year old,,, and garnish with numerous go fast stickers,,,and voila you have the recipe for a "10 second racecar"..... ( or so the owners of these fine hot rods say.),,,(yea right )just to be on the safe side I hope he makes sure to use plenty of fan belt grease! DOH!!!!
Hack02
08-01-2002, 03:18 PM
I know my two stroke engine has a power band but I can't find it anywhere. I looked in the book and everything. I think its under my valve floats.
Maddog_merc
08-01-2002, 04:55 PM
And I thought I was asking dumb questions! :rolleyes: :cool:
VectorPat
08-01-2002, 07:34 PM
I love when those little buzz bombs pull next to me at a stoplight..Then my old F150 stock 351 Kicks there ASS!!!!
johnnyracer
08-01-2002, 08:47 PM
Really guys I had the same thing happen to my turbo but the boost fluid was fine, it turned out to be the discombobulator modulator was out of adjustment.:D :D :D