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vishus
05-28-2002, 11:38 AM
After three days on the lakes (3 different lakes), I have been asked at least 100 times.....

how FAST is it? (FAST ENOUGH..)

how BIG/HP is the motor? (BIG ENOUGH...)

what is it? (RAPIDCRAFT RIOT.... which leads to HUH? , then I turn around and walk the other way....)

my favorite was a little kid that said that he had seen my boat on ESPN!! made me smile....
:D

later,
sid

Talon2.5
05-28-2002, 11:46 AM
most commonly asked...........yep.........how fast is it #1 question

Scott
05-28-2002, 12:44 PM
to be asked "How fast is it?"......I'm still bein' asked....."Are ya sure it floats?".......How Sad!.....But we're gettin there:cool:

vishus
05-28-2002, 12:48 PM
bring it to AZ;

Scott, Marc, and I will RUN with you!!


sid

pyro
05-28-2002, 12:51 PM
yesterday, my girl and I are cruising down the canal, and a kid on a docked pontoon, says, "how fast does that go?" I say, faster than anything else on this lake. He says, "my dad has a black Baja. It's the loudest boat on the lake." I tried so hard not to laugh. The boat he's talking about is a 22' or 23' baja deep-vee with a 5.0 L and thru-hull exhaust. It sounds like a ford pinto with straight pipes. It's the goofiest sounding motor I've ever heard. It looks like it does about 45 mph WOT. I mumbled to the kid, "that's what they call All Bark, No Bite..."

I could relieve the exhaust a bit and I'd be the loudest. WHO CARES!

AnthonySS
05-28-2002, 12:54 PM
...used to be...

"Is that on Radar?"

Today I guess it would be GPS!!!

I used to always ask...

"Well....did you beat the "Roach"?"

"Roach" was the term used for the guy with the fast boat on the lake that would always get under your skin with his "Cockiness"

...he knew he was fast and he made a point of making sure you knew:(

Scott
05-28-2002, 12:59 PM
Thats a capital "B" on Baja Pyro!! Got to chuckle at those that think if is loud, its' fast! By that way of thinkin' my lawn mower is a real ass kicker!!

Dreamin of AZ someday Sid!

vishus
05-28-2002, 01:00 PM
It's fun owning these type of boats, NO ONE has a clue.....

my favorite is the blown jets that run 75 or so, they think they rule the lake....


later,
sid

Scream And Fly
05-28-2002, 01:03 PM
I get this from all of my friends:

"Are you ever going to use this thing?"

Greg;)

vishus
05-28-2002, 01:07 PM
no problem on that here. I took it to 3 lakes in 3 days in AZ. People think its all desert, there right, we just have a bunch of lakes spread around.

at Saguaro, you can ride your dirt bikes / quads back to the coves and run the boat out to meet them. makes for FUN camping, ride the quads, jump in the lake, and then ruin some jetboats day!!!


can't beat AZ

sid:D

Charlie M
05-28-2002, 01:10 PM
I have no choice I have to respond to this. I have a friend that looked real hard to find a boat to beat my Hydrostream, and after severl attempts (1 15 Checkmate with a 115 Johnson, 1 16' Fiberform with a 140 Johnson, a Glastron with a 140 Johnson), He bought the killer of all killers, a 19' Jetboat with a 460 Ford (he is a real hard core Ford person), it looked awsome with its over the transom headers, but he was so disgusted when I still blasted him. He thought womething was wrong with the boat, that a big block power boat could not even compare with a little old string puller on the back of a raggly ass boat.

Just goes to show you most people in general have no conseption of a good outboard hull that is rigged correctly.

Charlie

vishus
05-28-2002, 01:19 PM
AMEN...

Scott
05-28-2002, 01:30 PM
My brother-in-law finally gave up, traded his Flat Bottom Ford (Sanger? Stanger?) for a Sinker, Oops I mean Rinker!....It'll be rockin chairs on the front porch soon!

CJ
05-28-2002, 07:07 PM
Ive been thinking about having some stickers made up that say:
HELL YA ITS FAST...... dumbass!! I saw it on a t- shirt at the last NHRA event that I went to and thought it was perfect!!

CJ

Raceman
05-28-2002, 07:20 PM
When I bought my first 15' Allison, it was formerly a sponsored roundy rounder and had letters, numbers and stickers. I was at the boatramp and a young girl walks up and said "hey mister, is that a racing boat?" I said "yep". She said "will it go real fast?" I said "yep". (this was about 1975 and I thought mid 70's was flyin', everybody else did too) Her mother came and retrieved her and apologized for her bothering me, which of course I said was no prob. (mother cute as a button and no wedding ring)

Later in the day I saw them in the convenience store by the boatramp when I was leaving and the little girl said, "Mommy, mommy, look, there's that Raceman".

AQUAholic
05-28-2002, 07:23 PM
Gonna have to get some of those for the rear end of our STV, and your's too when you get it.

us1
05-28-2002, 08:04 PM
I don’t know about most common question but the stupidest one was when I got asked if my F1 boat was a submarine.:rolleyes:

Michael Martin
05-28-2002, 08:25 PM
The normal question - "Is it faster than my jet ski?"
Asked by some little 15 yr old brat.

I bet a tazer would look good mounted by wheel...that or a 9 iron....

Hack02
05-28-2002, 08:42 PM
I had a friend in TN with a big block Ford powered jetboat. Top speed 65- one mile per gallon fuel economy. Oh well, it was shiney.

WILDMAN
05-28-2002, 08:56 PM
How fast is it? 124 mph How much gas does it use? 80 miles to 50 gallons Do you race it? Only if forced to How many hp does it have? 520 How much does it cost? ALOT!

Doubledog
05-29-2002, 10:15 AM
Now we see where the "RACEMAN" got his name. Pretty cool.

AQUAholic
05-29-2002, 06:16 PM
Hey Raceman.

That was a cute story.

:D

MTCM
05-29-2002, 08:12 PM
Question: "What kind of fish do you catch with that boat!!!?????"

Answer: "Fast Ones"............

WILDMAN
05-29-2002, 08:23 PM
Around here they say, ya can't go fishin' in that! I say, sure ya can! It's great bait for two legged tuna!

MTCM
05-29-2002, 08:36 PM
Absolutely!....................

Reminds me of a girl I used to know.....what was her name?...........................

Wildman you're killin' me. LOL

woodco
05-29-2002, 08:36 PM
Raceman..... That was a great story !!!!!! ;)

Randy ............. Amen :D

Tom D.
05-29-2002, 09:34 PM
...... the little girl said, "Mommy, mommy, look, there's that Raceman". [/B][/QUOTE]


......And so the Legend is born:D

skydog
05-29-2002, 09:59 PM
How fast? I say it is scary! The other day i was out just on plane 55mph or so:) and some guy in a Baja comes on my left side with his big head just sicking out of the boat and smileing from ear to ear! He thought i was open i guess!!?? I just smiled back and nailed it, the 2.5 just yelling mad bang me and three others in the boat were GONE!! I love these boats people have no clue!! I saw the Baja at the dock the guy would not even look at me!! SOrry you lose BAD!!!:D :D :eek: :eek:
Skydog

Techno
05-29-2002, 10:04 PM
I hope not to get asked this anymore
Need a tow?

Rickracer
05-29-2002, 11:20 PM
Geez, how many kids you got in that boat?????:cool:

Talon2.5
05-29-2002, 11:57 PM
raceman it's that raceman..........cool!!

my answer to the fishing comments, the only fishing i do is for another beer in the cooler

KaptainKirk
05-29-2002, 11:59 PM
You gonna smoke da Instigator by ??

tabararacing
05-30-2002, 12:48 AM
Where I live (northern Minnesota) I've been asked 4 times, what kind of snow machine is that?
Also in the middle of Iowa I was towing a bright lime green 12' sport c boat and the town is where John Deers are produced and a 40 year old guy asked "what the hell is it!?!?" I smiled and told him it was the latest thing produced by R&D and John Deer. Guy thought i was serious...
Brian

Bob T
05-30-2002, 01:18 AM
Yer gonna do what?!?.....then......How much is that gonna cost?....then finally..How fast do you need to go??? Lucky she's such a babe.

Doubledog
05-30-2002, 06:10 AM
haa haaa haaa,

Skippers fishing for anutter beer!

Bro, you sound like some of dem FL rednecks I grew up with in Pany Ma' City. (military has my accent slipping as time goes) DD

Flat Out
05-30-2002, 12:37 PM
"must use alota gas eh "

LaserModVee
05-30-2002, 12:56 PM
Q: When are you gonna get it done?
A: Early summer.

Q: Why did you take on another huge project?
A: Wha? Who me?

Q: Is it going to outrun your Dad's Laser?
A: Of course it will.

Balzy
05-30-2002, 01:17 PM
"What are those big hoses going to the motor for, air recirculation?"

I just tell them they are fuel lines and I have a really big tank !!!!:eek:

skydog
05-30-2002, 01:26 PM
FUEL LINES HA HA HA NOW I LIKE THAT!!!
SKYDOG:p :p

action17
05-30-2002, 01:39 PM
wildman that was funny :) :D most popular question i get is ''how does that thing float with that big ole motor'' than next question is ''is it fast?'' :confused:

Sorry Dog
05-30-2002, 01:52 PM
Seems like the one I get is, "Sir, can I see your license?"