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Scream And Fly
08-17-2007, 05:19 PM
Many of you know, I try to answer each email and return every phone message. Personalized support is very important to me. But, there are limits, and it takes time - I receive hundreds of emails and about 30-40 phone messages each day. I do not mind that at all, but I do ask that you all be patient, but there are steps that can be taken to expedite the process somewhat.

So, to make my life a bit easier which will make your response a bit quicker, here's a short list of what not to do:

Email:

When writing me, please always include your login name. Yes, I can look it up in most cases (assuming you're emailing from the same registered email as on the forums), but it makes my job easier to not have to. Some examples of bad emails:

"I can't sign in."
Yes, I get emails with just those four words, seriously.

"Why did you ban me? You guys are ******!!"
...When in fact, we didn't ban the person in 99.999% of these cases - they merely forgot their password.

"I'm sick of you idiots losing my password. Make the board work right for a change!"
Needless to say, this will almost never get a response - and yes, I receive several of these types of mails each week. Our database is working just fine, so please do not blame me for losing your password or if your network admin is blocking this site at your place of work. :)

I don't ask much - just please provide at least some information and be somewhat respectful.



Phone messages:

Please leave your number and login. Also, speak clearly. Remember the fast-talker that used to do those Micro Machines commercials (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1t6IisLBU0)? Sometimes I just can't for the life of me decipher what the phone number or email address is on the message. Please, speak clearly - it helps me a lot, which will help you too. :)

Thank you :) :)

Greg

Hottrucks
08-17-2007, 08:08 PM
Just remeber WE all Love you!!!

Thanx Greg!!!!!!!

Little Jon
08-17-2007, 08:15 PM
Just remeber WE all Love you!!!

Thanx Greg!!!!!!!


Speak for youself man, :p God greg You sound like your popular or something :p GL hopefully this works...

mercpunk
08-17-2007, 08:22 PM
Greg you put up and deal with more stuff then I would ever care for. You are a true hero. enough said.

RNM018
08-17-2007, 08:33 PM
GEE Greg , Have you contacted KELLOGS yet and worked out Pyro's problem for him ?:eek: We Are Waiting For An Ansewer !!!:rolleyes: Rich Martin 018;) PS, Just Kidding :D

Rusrog
08-17-2007, 09:43 PM
LOL! Greg... I used to do tech support and those questions are SOOOOOOOOO familiar.

When folks would call in with a forgotten password...
"Do you have a pet?"
"What is your childs name?"

Those questions worked a lot. LOL! I feel your pain my friend... LOL!

Tech support is soooooooooooooo fun! LOL!

Russ

whipper
08-17-2007, 10:10 PM
guilty:D

robert jordan
08-18-2007, 01:46 PM
Thanks alot for providing us with the best boating web site there is!!

Glenn
08-18-2007, 02:34 PM
LOL! Greg... I used to do tech support and those questions are SOOOOOOOOO familiar.

When folks would call in with a forgotten password...
"Do you have a pet?"
"What is your childs name?"

Those questions worked a lot. LOL! I feel your pain my friend... LOL!

Tech support is soooooooooooooo fun! LOL!

Russ

I've been doing tech support for 9 years now. Emails, phone calls, non stop. I get home and the phone rings 5 minutes after I get in and I get angry!

Hats off to you Greg. I know this ain't tech support but it must be non stop! Leave the laptop, camera, and cell phone at home and go for a ride in your V-King!

Glenn

Stoker1
08-18-2007, 03:30 PM
I say why give a rip? You're a busy guy, let the other admins do some work... RACEMAN & WonderWoman.:D

Checkmate-Chris
08-18-2007, 07:36 PM
Greg,

Most of the emailed tech questions I get are like the ones you gave as examples.

But you forgot the classic one!

The newbie member with the one way email address!

You know the ones. The newbie members that join up but have a email address which only has the ability to send emails, not receive them due to the fact that they've got their spam settings jacked up to the point where nothing gets through.

The obvious result being that they join up, don't receive the confirmation email, so they start emailing to complain about your board's faulty email system.

When you attempt to respond it doesn't work of course because nothing get through their bullet proof spam software.

So at that point they start emailing progressively angrier emails about their problem and complaining that you won't help them.

I've had some where I swear they've gone right off the deep end and needed hospitalization!

:eek: :rolleyes: :p :)

ShorePounder
08-19-2007, 12:06 AM
But Daaa-aaaad!!
You act like you don't love us :D

There are times I envy you, but this ain't one of them.

Thanks for everything, now, then, and forthcoming.

The thing I like most about you Greg is that no matter what happens, on the board or off, we're still friends.

stokernick
08-19-2007, 10:22 AM
there's a woman up here who is available for employment immediately,will work for free,her name is Helen Waite.If anyone has any problems please have them call HelenWaite!

Fish
08-19-2007, 12:19 PM
...call HelenWaite!

Hahaha :D

I have said it before Greg, but you are a way more patient guy than I am. Not sure how you manage to bite your lip as much as you must have to, but hats off to ya. From those of us who can appreciate what you have to put up with, thank you.:)

yellowallison
08-20-2007, 08:30 AM
GREG...............

get off the couch and do sumthing YU DICK !!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D





p.s..I jus recently seen GREG do sumthing for a fellow HOTBOATER that was OFF THE SCALE NICE to help them !!!!! Greg has always been great to me because I give him a chance to respond and lil respect!!!!

Liqui-Fly
08-20-2007, 02:06 PM
You made your bed now lie in it:D

Astro
08-20-2007, 03:25 PM
Greg.....thats why you make the big money!!!

Fish
08-20-2007, 04:59 PM
lets not forget the idiots who want to post a thread complaining about the guy (Greg) who digs into his pocket each month to pay the bills to keep this site free for those who want to whine about the guy who digs into his pocket each month to pay the bills...:rolleyes:

Again Greg, not sure where your patients comes from but most of us appreciate what you do for us and for the boating community as a whole.

fish