Fitsimmions wins Unlimited Outboard in Jasper

[Jay Smith]

Fitsimmons Wins Unlimited Outboard In Jasper

<HR style="COLOR: #72a5d8" SIZE=1><!-- / icon and title --><!-- message -->Congradulations to Talmedge and Monica Fitsimmons for winning the Unlimited Outboard Class in Jasper using JSRE motor parts and the new pistons we're selling turning 10,900 every pass using NOS. A very good testamint of the durability of the new pistons.

Great job ya'll,
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[castaway]

Congratulations Talmedge and Monica...Wish I coulda been there to see it...

...Neil :)

[CleanStream]

First of all congrats to Talmedge for the big win. Good to see a local man bring it home. As for Jay Smith's pistons I think if you ever bought them and ran them you would be completely sastified. Jay recently rebuilt my motor and put his pistons in it. I have gotten the motor broke in and turned the motor over 9000 rpms several times and have had no problems with them. Jay is first class all the way and makes doing buisness like this easy. I will say with the dealings I had with Jay, I don't believe he would be trying to sell them if he thought in any way that they wouldn't hold up as good or better as any other piston you can buy. Jay thanks again for your help, Zack Ray.
Congrats again Talmedge!!

[JustMercMe]

Wish all of us local river peeps could have been there with ya! We'll just have to celebrate on the 4th of November. :D

[oldstv]

It is a good thing Talmedge drives a truck, his head wouldn't fit in the cab so he had to ride home in the back. That boy was on cloud 10 all weekend. Way to go Talmedge!!!

[CUDA]

In a ALLISON even:cool:

[merctech5591]

congrat's on the win..

[Allison#3]

Thanks everyone. It was GREAT!

Cuda picture taken testing Friday by my wife.

We'll try to post some more tonight.

Talmadge

[johnnyracer]

Thats my BOY:eek: :eek:

Boat ran great ! Pilot drove great ! Cain't help but win it!!!!!

Great job Slow poke . You ran your race and it was a flawless performance. They sure made you earn it . Sorry about the prop. Now its a wall hanger:D

Lookin forward to a bigger and better season next year. If we can find a helmet big enough.


PS. Thanks for not changing anything;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Later Johnny

[Allison#3]

I'm glad I listened to ya this time!
What's up with the boy and the slow poke s*&$?

[johnnyracer]

Well seein my performance was so miserable , I have to take my frustrations out on you !!!!!!!:D

Johnny

[mercury2.5]

nobody knows it yet but that prop was a special design, top secret stuff, hes going to do the other 2 blades like that one for next year!!:D

[Allison#3]

When I get that secret prop figured out that yellow Gill boat might be in trouble.
Hey John,Guess you lost my number but if you want a world champion to check your slow boat let me know. Now you'll call.

[oldstv]

I can loan you a prop!!:D

[mercury2.5]

i better take it to the paint shop right away!! :eek:

[johnnyracer]

Damn . You win one little WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP and all of a sudden I 'm a slow boat. Casey don't even treat me like that:eek: You know the other local WORLD CHAMPION , Casey( I luv Yellar ) Johnson:D


Hey Casey does he talk to you that way or is it just me?


Talmadge I'll let you look at my boat . BUT, your gonna have to see it from behind!!!!:p :p :p :p HEHEHEHEHEEHEE!!!!!!!!!!!


Later Johnny slow boat

[oldstv]

don't worry about it, talmadge couldn't win a parking lot race no matter who was there.:D

[JustMercMe]

to think I been missin out on all this trash talkin session.....Johnny your always 1st in my book........1st to the Ez-up to figure out how ya got outrun so bad. :D

You gonna make an appearance next weekend?

[johnnyracer]

I hear Ya Itchy ole pal. I was doin ok for a while now I got another fricken gremlin. I gonna need a real big EZ- Up just to get all my excuses in the shade. I ve , got more than enough excuses for all ya'll sand bar queens can put them under your boats so ya don't rub holes through the bottom from sittin all day instead of racin.:D

YEP , I'm planing on bein there . Just don't know if I can run worth a damn or not.


Speakin of parkin lot racin. Scott did you see that pityful victory lap at the hotel . Sad thing is , It was a hell uva lot more impressive that the one he took at the race site.:eek: I wouldve been cuttin donuts around the startin barge just to piss off Jerry and ridin wheelies down the track like I was nuckin futts. Don't look like I 'll get my chance anytime soon and I really thought my buddy was gonna show out a little bit. Oh for SHAME Talmadge.:p

[Allison#3]

As far ths the parking lot race, we can settle it on the sandbar with a foot race. Since most of ya'll won't race your boat anyway, a little exercise won't hurt.

Sorry I let you down John, but I'll make up for it on the river after I out run a select few. It won't be close!!!

[oldstv]

Hey Hey Hey....Johnny don't forget were your roots are, you're still considered by most to be a "sandbar Queen" or "King" too:D You will run as good as you need to anyway so don't beat yourself up too bad.

Talmadge I'll run you if you give me a little spot, say.........1/2 track.
There will be two WORLD CHAMPIONS on the sandbar...boy I think I'll take a pencil and paper for autographs:D

[Allison#3]

Oh we are gonna race,I'll run ya head up even though I'm at a disadvantage with you being so lite. I love outrunning white stv's or really any tunnel boat.

[oldstv]

Ok, here is the race... I'll line up with you and I get to say go but you got to be turned in the other direction. What ya say:)
If I were any slower we would have to reset our watches.

[Michael Dixon]

I hear you White STV's.......Need I remind you I can get as lite as Old STVs boat with a 200 shot still on board?:eek: Just pullin your chain....Good job in Jasper....boat looked like it was on rails....An abnormality for allisons with that kind of power!!! See ya, Dixon

[johnnyracer]

That Dang Grump was the king . I just happen to be alittle ahead at half track.

Scott , please don't ask the two goons for autographs . I can't hardly stand 'em now.:D

One day I 'll loose a few lb,s so I can run with you feather weights. Scott , Casey, Dixon , and Talmadge.

Iwant to run you Dixon ,but You gotta take the bottles out and put the Koolade in.:p :p :p :p :p :p


Later John

[Allison#3]

Hey John come live here and you'll lose weight cause my wife forgot how to cook.
Hey Michael thanks for the kind words, Come you're lite aws to the sandbar this weekend and get somemore, I'm really after a different white stv.
Just playing Michael but if it will get u to the river oh well

[BIGB]

Allison#3
You wouldn't have to worry about weight loss, if your wife would get off my jock.

Johnny, how much weight do you need to loose? Put the beer down and get on the salad. Get out of a Allison and get in a tunnel!

Old STV, I wasn't there but it sounds like an Allison is gunnin for yoass!

Itchy, Is your new chick slowin you down? The last time I looked you were 113 and I was 111. Just got my block back with 300 specs, I'm gunnin for yoass! You need need to get out of cajun country and come back to bama.

The rest of ya'll need to be ready next weekend! Me and headhunter are comin on the center console, Hide yo Bitchz, we gone be trollin for two lipped snapper!

THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT!!!!

BIGB

[johnnyracer]

Hey B
I am on the salad but I'm puttin crown and coke on it for dressin.:D
I can't get in a tunnel, I aint talented enough to drive one!!!

Hey Tal . She cooks for me.


Big B . Ya'll got anymore room on 2-lipped snapper charter boat? I likes the little pink ones myself.:p :p


Come on head hunter I know you got that thing runnin good don't ya?

Johnny

[BIGB]

Johnny,
Me and the World Champion had a lot of that salad dressing last night.

If we get the motor built on the charter boat, you welcome to ride. Maybe we can troll for them pink two lipped snapper you requested.

Headhunter's in the woods chasin 4-legged deer today, not sure how the motor's runnin!

Gotta go, the World Champion needs my assistance mixing more salad dressing.

See ya,
B

[JustMercMe]

Itchy, Is your new chick slowin you down? The last time I looked you were 113 and I was 111. Just got my block back with 300 specs, I'm gunnin for yoass! You need need to get out of cajun country and come back to bama.

I's be back in Bama Bossman!....An yous know last time I checked 113 was still in front of 111 so I don't think I gots to much to worry bouts. Plus If'n Is rememberin right that mota did'nt do to much after it hit that mark. Hell it was'nt even stong enuff to put a window in it....:) Sure hate I missed ya'lls salad dressin party. I'll have to make up for it this weekend.

P.S. - Champ, You think I could get one of them autographs?

No Johnny, I don't want yours. Ever since I saw yours on the urinal stall with ya number below it....Just kinda lost its appeal. :D

See ya'll this weekend!

[oldstv]

Itchy, I just thought I wanted to run ya.....113 is way too fast for me:)

[mercury2.5]

im so skeered of them tunnels i dont know what to do , instead of scream and fly im going scream and hide!!:D

[johnnyracer]

Itchy.How many times I gotta tell ya tryin to pick up gals at the urinal ain't gonna land ya a respectable woman. And quit writin my name on the wall.Does your mom know your a member of the **** house swingers club for hopeless romantics?



I can tell you been hangin out in Rex land. It scares me that I can understand the spellin so easy these days.


Johnny

[oldstv]

Don't worry Casey, Itchy will spot ya a few:D

Johnny, now that you a big time drag racer you got to take it easy on us novices.....and oh by the way, I want your autograph too.

[jay j]

please tell me that my relay is in and ready. got me a 26 you think thats to much with the amount of fuel i'll be running, oh yea bring your tester in case i
need a little "resetting". see ya saturday.

[oldstv]

You gona run a 26P:eek:

[johnnyracer]

Scott . I'm big . You got that part right , But I'm not a big time racer.....................................Yet!!!! I 'll sign your shirt for ya .:D


Yes Jay the relay is in . The only problem is that with as big a solenoid as the system requires to get the flow you need it's gonna take at least 15 volts to pull it open and then its gonna take some amps to keep it open. I don't know of anybody tryin to run as much bottle pressure as what your attempting and that is what is so hard on the solenoids.If it works the way you described you won't even need to pull the trigger on the 2nd kit. ( not that I'd want to anyway) You'll have to put in an extra battery to do this without messin with your other electronics. I wouldn't worry about it though. With as big a shot as your puttin in the motor I don't think the extra weight is gonna be a problem at all.

Let me know when we ca meet up and I'll get this stuff to ya.


Later Johnny

[oldstv]

I'll bring an extra one, I want it BIG!!!!!!!!!!

[JustMercMe]

Yes Jay the relay is in . The only problem is that with as big a solenoid as the system requires to get the flow you need it's gonna take at least 15 volts to pull it open and then its gonna take some amps to keep it open. I don't know of anybody tryin to run as much bottle pressure as what your attempting and that is what is so hard on the solenoids.If it works the way you described you won't even need to pull the trigger on the 2nd kit. ( not that I'd want to anyway) You'll have to put in an extra battery to do this without messin with your other electronics. I wouldn't worry about it though. With as big a shot as your puttin in the motor I don't think the extra weight is gonna be a problem at all.


Nice!.....Good thing I'm bringin my waders! I see the poet is back in town.

[tindell1]

You Know Ill Test That 113 And Scott U Know That Lite Thing Of Yours Will Fly...8500 Rpm My Foot.:d

Tim

[oldstv]

Hey Tim, it is good to hear from you. We wish you could be here for this. We will be thinking of you over there.
I am down a little on power this year it will only turn 8250:confused:
Take care...

[tindell1]

one day you will get a tach that registers more than 8000 rpm.:eek: yall have fun and take care.

tim

[jay j]

hey tim hope everything is going ok. looking foward to seeing you at the bend next year. we had a good time yesterday about 30 boats i had a little
mishap didn't tear up too much got a goood view of the sky and the bank
itchy got a birds eye view. i gotta go clean up.

[oldstv]

Jay, that was too close....WOW!!
Did anybody get any pictures? I know there was a video camera running around.

[JustMercMe]

Tim, We missed ya man! Hope all's going well with ya! Jay needed some help cleaning out them shorts when he got back to the bank. I saw trees under a spinning prop! All I could do was point......:D

[JustMercMe]

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