America's Latest Crisis

[swamppanther]

In the last 24 hours,a major crisis has evolved : Fecal material has been
found the the spinach!!!!.....If you listen to the network news you'd
think the world is ending !!!

[The Big Al]

Well this is serious, could it kill Pop Eye?

[delawarerick]

No sh$t:eek:

[Raceman]

Before y'all laugh it off as insignificant, we had dinner tonight with a doctor buddy. He said that FDA has notified all physicians that E-coly (forget the number) is present in this spinach and is potentially fatal to anybody who injests it. He said it kills a high percentage of people who get it and are not in excellent health. He said young kids and old people are especially at risk.

[Ted Stryker]

I've always been one to discourage crap in My food... That's pretty discusting..

[transomstand]

IT'S BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:p

[The Bilge Idiot]

Well this is serious, could it kill Pop Eye? No, he'll just have to change his name to Poopeye (or Brown eye):p

[The Bilge Idiot]

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/1289/popeyemrhankeygm5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[The Big Al]

Bilge, that's just not right!

How dare you pick on Pop Eye!

He's a sailer man!

[The Bilge Idiot]

Bilge, that's just not right!

How dare you pick on Pop Eye!

He's a sailer man! Maybe we could find a pic of Dog the bounty hunter having "tossed salad" in jail :eek: :p :D :eek:

[Wile E. Coyote]

you guys aint rite....

[scalywag]

In the last 24 hours,a major crisis has evolved : Fecal material has been
found the the spinach!!!!.....If you listen to the network news you'd
think the world is ending !!!

Who's fecal matter was found in the spinach?
Was it from Rats, mice, birds?
Or maybe HUMAN!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

[The Bilge Idiot]

Who's fecal matter was found in the spinach?
Was it from Rats, mice, birds?
Or maybe HUMAN!!:eek: :eek: :eek: I think they said it was cow poop:eek:

[The Big Al]

In health news tonight, we're getting reports that Popeye is in critical condition after contracting E. Coli from a nasty batch of spinach that's plaguing the U.S (http://articles.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20060914195709990002). Olive Oyl refused to comment on the condition of her man, though Nancy Grace did call her a poisonous, cartoon-killing murderer.

[The Bilge Idiot]

In health news tonight, we're getting reports that Popeye is in critical condition after contracting E. Coli from a nasty batch of spinach that's plaguing the U.S (http://articles.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20060914195709990002). Olive Oyl refused to comment on the condition of her man, though Nancy Grace did call her a poisonous, cartoon-killing murderer.I think it was Wimpy,
Tuesday is fast approachin, and he ain't got the money
for all those hamburgers he's been frontin!

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/cntrtop/wimpy.gif

[stokernick]

anybody care to comment on ADM and their genetic-modified crops??!!

[The Big Al]

Tell me it ain't so!:eek:

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