I'm going to Mexico!

[The Big Al]

MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO

David M. Bresnahan
April 1, 2006
NewsWithViews.com

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and
I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the
border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements.
I know you can help with this.
I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.
I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.
So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm
on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the
following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
need, whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag
pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access
to government services.
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort
to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo
from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police
officers speak English.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my
car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any
complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and
don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and
never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on
the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things
for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that
Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail
hunting with your V.P.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

Sincerely,
David M. Bresnahan
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[Raceman]

That would be funny if it wasn't so damn true. This situation sux. It burns my ass up to walk in Walmart and have them make announcements over the P. A. system in English and then in Spanish. I called a high perf mail order vendor the other day and the telephone menu was English, then Spanish. I gave the cust. service rep hell and he said he didn't like it either, but management made the choice.

Hell, we don't even make foreigners speak English to obtain US citizenship. This country as a whole has lost it's direction, and it's mind. Think it's bad now................ wait until Hillary is Prez and she lets em all in and gives em the vote.

[Lockjaw]

Hey they are going on strike soon, all the illegal people, its supposed to show us our economy would come to a grinding halt without them.

Yeah whatever. Looks like some rich people will have to cut their own grass.

[CDave]

How about this crap!

http://www.aztlan.net/homeland.htm

No this pic isn't from Mexico, it's from the USA. :mad:
http://www.aztlan.net/greetings_from_aztlan.gif
No one can say that Mexicano high school students are not fun loving young people. These group of students who stopped by at Montebello High School during their walkout on Monday took the opportunity to take the above colorful photograph. The male student with the "sombrero" and the young lady with the "piñata" are "Honor Students" at another high school. The City of Montebello is just east of Los Angeles (Capital of Aztlan).

[The Big Al]

The language thing is not the goverment, it's the bussiness of money with Mexican's! We are for sale!

[stokernick]

when a fish stinks,it stinks from the head down!

[Tom Foley]

I can't even express how ffing pissed off I am at this situation , not about how it is now but how it got this way to begin with ????????????????? We either uphold the rules we have or we don't . First mffer that shows up at my shop with no english and an attitude gets escorted out by a 7 " Ruger Redhawk 44 Mag with JHP . I don't care if they have issues .:eek:

[The Big Al]

http://www.aztlan.net/republica.gif

[Tom Foley]

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Aaaaaaaahhh

[Raceman]

http://www.aztlan.net/republica.gif

Maybe that's why W is sitting still (and maybe encouraging) the US oil industry to rob us blind. Maybe he's trying to shore up the economy of Texas for when he moves back home and seceeds from the Union.

[STV Tunnel]

Some of the mexican chicks are kinda hot.....if they weren't so damn hairy......

[Raceman]

Here's another scenario: California ceceeds and Nancy Peloci moves to New York and runs for Hillary's Senate Seat when she becomes President.

[CDave]

How about everyone and their family/friends call your congressman and let them know we want something done and done now!

Build that fence!

[triple dude]

Some of the mexican chicks are kinda hot.....if they weren't so damn hairy......
Especially their "taco."

[INXS]

Saw them in Mexico when I first went down there, about ten years ago. I asked about it and was told that they plan on getting their land back, nothing personal they said, just that they will over pop. us in those states and one of our Presidents will just deal it back to them. Looks like they know our reps better then we do!:eek: :mad: :eek: :D