The Big Al
04-03-2006, 10:45 AM
2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
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> >Question 1:
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> >If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
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> >three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she
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> >had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
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> >Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
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> >Question 2:
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> >It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
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> >Candidate A.
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> >Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and! drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
> >Candidate B.
> >He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
> >Candidate C
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> >He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidate would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
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> >Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
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> >Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
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> >Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
> >And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES,
you just killed Beethoven.
> >Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone.
! Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...&g t;
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs...built the
ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic
And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little
more
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> >than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
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> >* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
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> >* 7 have been arrested for fraud
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> >* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
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> >* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
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> >* 3 have done time for assault
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> >* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
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> >* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
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> >* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
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> >* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
> >* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guesswhich organization this is?
> >Give up yet?
>
> >It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
> >You gotta pass this on.....
>
>
> >Question 1:
>
> >If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
>
> >three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she
>
> >had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
>
> >Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
>
> >Question 2:
>
> >It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
>
> >Candidate A.
>
> >Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and! drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
> >Candidate B.
> >He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
> >Candidate C
>
> >He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidate would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
>
> >Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
>
> >Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
>
> >Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
> >And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES,
you just killed Beethoven.
> >Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone.
! Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...&g t;
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs...built the
ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic
And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little
more
>
> >than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
>
> >* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
>
> >* 7 have been arrested for fraud
>
> >* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
>
> >* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
>
> >* 3 have done time for assault
>
> >* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
>
> >* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
>
> >* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
>
> >* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
> >* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guesswhich organization this is?
> >Give up yet?
>
> >It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
> >You gotta pass this on.....