M.CHAPMAN
03-21-2006, 05:54 PM
Hope y'all enjoy this one!!!!!!!!!!
You Know You're From South Carolina When...
There ain't no such thing as "lunch." There's "dinner" and
then there's
"supper."........
Sweet tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when
you're two.......
"Backards and forwards" means, "I know everything about
you.".......
There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more,
except for Orangeburg which has Dairy-O.......
You know that going "barefootin" is one of the great joys of
life.......
You can say anything bad about someone as long as you start with the words
bless his/her heart. Running from the cops consists of hiding in the
cornfield.......
You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent........
"Vacation" means going to Myrtle Beach........
Out of state friends beg you to send them fireworks.........
You know at least three places to get great fried chicken........
You've taken a road trip to South of the Border - and it wasn't
Mexico........
You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt
road......
You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.......
You don't "take", you "carry" or "tote"... as in
"You want me to carry you
down to the 7-11?"...... A soft drink isn't soda, cola, or pop, it's
Coke........
You call it a "buggy" and not a shopping cart........
People actually grow, eat and like okra!......
You give directions using KFC and Waffle House as landmarks.........
You still see Dale Earndheart tributes on cars.......
Your annual church fundraiser always deals with bbq and potato salad......
You have a sunburn from May to October ......
Your 'heavy winter clothing' consists of some turtleneck sweaters, a fuzzy
jacket, and your daddy's boots........
One of your neighbors has a confederate flag hanging on their front
porch....
Those "damn yankees" are taking over your
school/church/workplace/neighborhood...
You've been "properly raised", and yankees love it when they hear you
say
"ma'am" and "sir"........ You get your carbs from biscuits,
rolls, pancakes,
and grits......
Your school classes were cancelled because of a hurricane......
You know Krispy Kreme makes the best doughnut.......
You have actually uttered the phrase "It's too hot to go to the
pool".....
You believe the Civil War was not a far fight......
It's not an uncommon site to see a fat man in overalls and a cowboy hat
drivin' down the road in a beat up Chevy with a confederate flag hangin' off
the back with music from Johhny Rebel blastin' out of his radio......
Wakin' up with coons and squirrels on your back porch is not an uncommon
thing......
You actually know who Toby Keith, Brooks& Dunn, Keith Urban, Montgomery
Gentry, Tim McGraw, Kenny Chesney, Garth Brooks, and George Straight
are.......
You've said "fixin' to," "might could," or
"usetacould" during the last
week......
You know exactly what chitlins and mountain oysters are, and you know
someone who eats them anyway........
You think that people who complain about the humidity in other states are
sissies.......
"Ya'll" is a word.
You know the difference between a hillbilly, a redneck, and a
Southerner.....
The one way to be killed in .5 seconds is to talk about somebody's mama or
talk bad to somebody's mama......
When the Goverment started telling people to stock up on duck tape, you were
waaaaaaaaaay ahead of them....... Y
our whole town completely shuts down for 1 inch of snow or just the threat
of snow......
You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your
birthday.......
A cool vehicle had big tires or a bad-ass stereo.......
You own at least five pairs of flip flops.....
Driving to the party on a four wheeler is quite normal......
You know exactly where to go when the party is at "the lake".......
You buy your groceries at Winn-Dixie, Bi Lo, or Piggly Wiggly.........
You know someone who works at Hooters.........
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from South
Carolina.......
My wife Aprile sent this to me. For those of you who live here you can relate.
You Know You're From South Carolina When...
There ain't no such thing as "lunch." There's "dinner" and
then there's
"supper."........
Sweet tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when
you're two.......
"Backards and forwards" means, "I know everything about
you.".......
There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more,
except for Orangeburg which has Dairy-O.......
You know that going "barefootin" is one of the great joys of
life.......
You can say anything bad about someone as long as you start with the words
bless his/her heart. Running from the cops consists of hiding in the
cornfield.......
You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent........
"Vacation" means going to Myrtle Beach........
Out of state friends beg you to send them fireworks.........
You know at least three places to get great fried chicken........
You've taken a road trip to South of the Border - and it wasn't
Mexico........
You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt
road......
You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.......
You don't "take", you "carry" or "tote"... as in
"You want me to carry you
down to the 7-11?"...... A soft drink isn't soda, cola, or pop, it's
Coke........
You call it a "buggy" and not a shopping cart........
People actually grow, eat and like okra!......
You give directions using KFC and Waffle House as landmarks.........
You still see Dale Earndheart tributes on cars.......
Your annual church fundraiser always deals with bbq and potato salad......
You have a sunburn from May to October ......
Your 'heavy winter clothing' consists of some turtleneck sweaters, a fuzzy
jacket, and your daddy's boots........
One of your neighbors has a confederate flag hanging on their front
porch....
Those "damn yankees" are taking over your
school/church/workplace/neighborhood...
You've been "properly raised", and yankees love it when they hear you
say
"ma'am" and "sir"........ You get your carbs from biscuits,
rolls, pancakes,
and grits......
Your school classes were cancelled because of a hurricane......
You know Krispy Kreme makes the best doughnut.......
You have actually uttered the phrase "It's too hot to go to the
pool".....
You believe the Civil War was not a far fight......
It's not an uncommon site to see a fat man in overalls and a cowboy hat
drivin' down the road in a beat up Chevy with a confederate flag hangin' off
the back with music from Johhny Rebel blastin' out of his radio......
Wakin' up with coons and squirrels on your back porch is not an uncommon
thing......
You actually know who Toby Keith, Brooks& Dunn, Keith Urban, Montgomery
Gentry, Tim McGraw, Kenny Chesney, Garth Brooks, and George Straight
are.......
You've said "fixin' to," "might could," or
"usetacould" during the last
week......
You know exactly what chitlins and mountain oysters are, and you know
someone who eats them anyway........
You think that people who complain about the humidity in other states are
sissies.......
"Ya'll" is a word.
You know the difference between a hillbilly, a redneck, and a
Southerner.....
The one way to be killed in .5 seconds is to talk about somebody's mama or
talk bad to somebody's mama......
When the Goverment started telling people to stock up on duck tape, you were
waaaaaaaaaay ahead of them....... Y
our whole town completely shuts down for 1 inch of snow or just the threat
of snow......
You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your
birthday.......
A cool vehicle had big tires or a bad-ass stereo.......
You own at least five pairs of flip flops.....
Driving to the party on a four wheeler is quite normal......
You know exactly where to go when the party is at "the lake".......
You buy your groceries at Winn-Dixie, Bi Lo, or Piggly Wiggly.........
You know someone who works at Hooters.........
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from South
Carolina.......
My wife Aprile sent this to me. For those of you who live here you can relate.