Bill & Hillary: Worse Than You Thought & Worth Remembering

[Rocket]

Bill & Hillary: Worse Than You Thought & Worth Remembering
>
> (and this supposedly came from a Democrat!)
> Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:
> I recently saw a bumper sticker that said,
> "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected
> on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done.
>
> Specifically:
>
> 1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer
> Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning,
> Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?
>
> 2. Thank you for teaching my 8-year-old about oral sex. I had really
> planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but
> now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.
>
> 3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
> especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to
> know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that
> certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the
> other one does NOT have sex.
>
> 4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
> generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie
> Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.
>
> 5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
> graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and
> John Kennedy look moral.
> > > >
> 6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the
> 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid
> testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.
>
> 7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's
> from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal
> convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.
>
> 8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our
> foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully
> disguised as necessary trips.
>
> 9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really didn't
> need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more deserving group
> of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your
> globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have
> logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
>
> 10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of
> convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have
> them rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while
> Governor of Arkansas).
>
> 11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that
> Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming
> gifts you've received from your "friends."
>
> 12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West
> Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government
> property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess
> weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens,
> magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight
> savings
> means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel.
> Thank you!
>
> 13. Please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for
> her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for
> your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!
>
> 14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to
> let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus
> in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As
> part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to
> agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis
> would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President
> at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary
> of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be
> released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US
> by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was
> reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the
> terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from
> all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?
> What a guy!!
>
> If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these
> facts, pass this on. God bless America and
> THANK YOU (once again) for
> spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.
>
> SINCERELY,
>
> A US Citizen
>
> PS. Please pass along a special thank you to
> Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be
> able to send this wonderful, factual e-mail.
>
> AND THE REST OF THE STORY. Hillary Rodham
> Clinton, as a New York State
> Senator, now comes under the "Congressional
> Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even if she never
> gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she
> dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after
> only 4 years?). If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary
> until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he
> dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she
> dies. Guess who pays for that?
>
> WE DO!
>
> It's common knowledge that in order for her
> to establish NY residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in
> upscale Chappaqua, New York. Makes sense. They are entitled to
> Secret Service protection for life. Still makes sense.
> Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at
> around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built
> within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents. The Clintons
> charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that
> extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment.
> This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's salary,
> mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries
> for their 12 man staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal! When she
> runs for President, will you vote for her?

[eautosales]

omg thanks clinton makes me sick both of them

[Raceman]

The writer forgot to thank the Clintons for the death of Ron Brown, Vince Foster and dozens of other potential threats/adversaries to the Clinton Empire who died around them under VERY MYSTERIOUS circumstances.

[Rocket]

I wonder if Hillary did Monica too!

That would explain, why she didn't get pissed off and leave that f@cker! Any other red blooded American woman would have!

[Trikki1010]

Good Man Rocket,

Ya got this one covered. Never seen Raceman NOT have that much input !!!!!

Doesn't that pretty much say it all.

The White Trash House years :-)

[Raceman]

"I wonder if Hillary did Monica too!"

I doubt it. It would've put Janet Reno in a jealous rage.

[clydecleinmark]

Good one, Raceman. Not a pretty picture but you got a chuckle. I always wondered if Bill did Tipper??

[Raceman]

I've always thought that Al and Tipper were probably moral people. Their social weakness seems to be Al's stupidity and lack of spine.

[Trikki1010]

Bingo Raceman,

He would sell out to the populace, but he is a spineless geek in the interim.

[INXS]

But does it really do any good. I mean do you people who drank the clinton Kool-Aid every see the light or is are our efforts in vain? I guess its in our nature to keep trying. I see hope in the fact that each year more people are becomming conservatives, even our teenagers. It must have to do with the fact that the truth is getting out to the people now.

Keep up the great work!

INXS

[Raceman]

"............But does it really do any good. I mean do you people who drank the clinton Kool-Aid every see the light or is are our efforts in vain?"

I'd have to say that they're pretty much in vain, given the fact that Hillary's in the Senate and pretty much carrying on the same taxpayer raid tactics she did in the Whitehouse, not to mention "gaining respect and support on a daily basis" if you believe the media.

[Trikki1010]

The least Hillary can do is promote healthcare.......

Her constituants are gonna need it after they out what she really did to them.

[Liberator25]

Amen!! Please Vote, Please Vote, Please Vote!!

[eautosales]

Attacks on Americans during the Clinton Administration
January 25, 1993, Virginia, United States. A Pakistani gunman opened fire on Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) employees standing outside of the building. Two agents, Frank Darling and Bennett Lansing, were killed and three others wounded. The assailant was never caught and reportedly fled to Pakistan.

February 26, 1993, Cairo, Egypt. A bomb exploded inside a café in downtown Cairo killing three. Among the 18 wounded were two U.S. citizens. No one claimed responsibility for the attack.

February 26, 1993, New York, United States. A massive van bomb exploded in an underground parking garage below the World Trade Center in New York City, killing six and wounding 1,042. Four Islamist activists were responsible for the attack. Ramzi Ahmed Yousef (Right Photo), the operation's alleged mastermind, escaped but was later arrested in Pakistan and extradited to the United States. Abd al-Hakim Murad, another suspected conspirator, was arrested by local authorities in the Philippines and handed over to the United States. The two, along with two other terrorists, were tried in the U.S. and sentenced to 240 years.

April 14, 1993, Kuwait. The Iraqi intelligence service attempted to assassinate former U.S. President George Bush during a visit to Kuwait. In retaliation, the U.S. launched a cruise missile attack two months later on the Iraqi capital, Baghdad.

July 5, 1993, Southeast Turkey. In eight separate incidents, the Kurdistan Workers' Party (PKK) kidnapped a total of 19 Western tourists traveling in southeastern Turkey. The hostages, including U.S. citizen Colin Patrick Starger, were released unharmed after spending several weeks in captivity.

March 8, 1995, Karachi, Pakistan. Two unidentified gunmen armed with AK-47 assault rifles opened fire on a U.S. Consulate van in Karachi, killing two U.S. diplomats, Jacqueline Keys Van Landingham and Gary C. Durell, and wounding a third, Mark McCloy.

April 9, 1995, Kfar Darom and Netzarim, Gaza Strip. Two suicide attacks were carried out within a few hours of each other in Jewish settlements in the Gaza Strip. In the first attack a suicide bomber crashed an explosive-rigged van into an Israeli bus in Netzarim, killing eight including U.S. citizen Alisa Flatow (Left Photo). Over 30 others were injured. In the second attack, a suicide bomber detonated a car bomb in the midst of a convoy of cars in Kfar Darom, injuring 12. The Palestine Islamic Jihad (PIJ) Shaqaqi Faction claimed responsibility for the attacks.

July 4, 1995, Kashmir, India. In Kashmir, a previously unknown militant group, Al-Faran, with suspected links to a Kashmiri separatist group in Pakistan, took hostage six tourists, including two U.S. citizens. They demanded the release of Muslim militants held in Indian prisons. One of the U.S. citizens escaped on July 8, while on August 13 the decapitated body of the Norwegian hostage was found along with a note stating that the other hostages also would be killed if the group's demands were not met. The Indian Government refused. Both Indian and American authorities believe the rest of the hostages were most likely killed in 1996 by their jailers.

August 1995, Istanbul, Turkey. A bombing of Istanbul's popular Taksim Square injured two U.S. citizens. This attack was part of a three-year-old attempt by the PKK to drive foreign tourists away from Turkey by striking at tourist sites.

August 21, 1995, Jerusalem, Israel. A bus bombing in Jerusalem by the Islamic Resistance Movement (Hamas) killed four, including American Joan Davenny, and wounded more than 100.

November 9, 1995, Algiers, Algeria. Islamic extremists set fire to a warehouse belonging to the U.S. Embassy, threatened the Algerian security guard because he was working for the United States, and demanded to know whether any U.S. citizens were present. The Armed Islamic Group (GIA) probably carried out the attacks. The group had threatened to strike other foreign targets and especially U.S. objectives in Algeria, and the attack's style was similar to past GIA operations against foreign facilities.

November 13, 1995, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. A car bomb exploded in the parking lot outside of the Riyadh headquarters of the Office of the Program Manager/Saudi Arabian National Guard, killing seven persons, five of them U.S. citizens, and wounding 42. The blast severely damaged the three-story building, which houses a U.S. military advisory group, and several neighboring office buildings. Three groups -- the Islamic Movement for Change, the Tigers of the Gulf, and the Combatant Partisans of God -- claimed responsibility for the attack.

February 25, 1996, Jerusalem, Israel. A suicide bomber blew up a commuter bus in Jerusalem, killing 26, including three U.S. citizens, and injuring 80 others, among them another three U.S. citizens. Hamas claimed responsibility for the bombing.

March 4, 1996, Tel Aviv, Israel. A suicide bomber detonated an explosive device outside the Dizengoff Center, Tel Aviv's largest shopping mall, killing 20 persons and injuring 75 others, including two U.S. citizens. Both Hamas and the Islamic Jihad claimed responsibility for the bombing. May 13, 1996, Beit-El, West Bank. Arab gunmen opened fire on a hitchhiking stand near Beit El, wounding three Israelis and killing David Boim (Right Photo), 17, an American- Israeli from New York. No one claimed responsibility for the attack, although either the Islamic Jihad or Hamas are suspected.

June 9, 1996, Zekharya, West Bank. Yaron Ungar, an American-Israeli, and his Israeli wife were killed in a drive-by shooting near their West Bank home. The Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine is suspected.

June 25, 1996, Dhahran, Saudi Arabia. A fuel truck carrying a bomb exploded outside the U.S. military's Khobar Towers housing facility in Dhahran, killing 19 U.S. military personnel and wounding 515 persons, including 240 U.S. personnel. Several groups claimed responsibility for the attack. In June 2001, a U.S. District Court in Alexandria, Virginia, identified Saudi Hizballah as the party responsible for the attack. The court indicated that the members of the organization, banned from Saudi Arabia, "frequently met and were trained in Lebanon, Syria, or Iran" with Libyan help.

August 17, 1996, Mapourdit, Sudan. Sudan People's Liberation Army (SPLA) rebels kidnapped six missionaries in Mapourdit, including a U.S citizen. The SPLA released the hostages on August 28.

November 1, 1996, Sudan. A breakaway group of the Sudanese People's Liberation Army (SPLA) kidnapped three workers of the International Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC), including one U.S citizen. The rebels released the hostages on December 9 in exchange for ICRC supplies and a health survey of their camp.

December 3, 1996, Paris, France. A bomb exploded aboard a Paris subway train, killing four and injuring 86 persons, including a U.S. citizen. No one claimed responsibility for the attack, but Algerian extremists are suspected.

January 2, 1997, Major cities worldwide, United States. A series of letter bombs with Alexandria, Egypt postmarks were discovered at Al-Hayat newspaper bureaus in Washington, DC, New York, London, and Riyadh. Three similar devices, also postmarked in Egypt, were found at a prison facility in Leavenworth, Kansas. Bomb disposal experts defused all the devices, but one detonated at the Al-Hayat newspaper office in London, injuring two security guards and causing minor damage.

February 23, 1997, New York, United States. Ali Hassan Abu Kamal, a Palestinian teacher, opened fire on the 86th-floor observation deck of New York City's Empire State Building, killing killing a Danish national and wounding six others before shooting himself to death. A handwritten note carried by the gunman claimed this was a punishment attack against the "enemies of Palestine."

July 30, 1997, Jerusalem, Israel. Two bombs detonated in Jerusalem's Mahane Yehuda market, killing 15 persons, including a U.S. citizen and wounding 168 others, among them two U.S. citizens. The Izz-el-Din al-Qassam Brigades, Hamas' military wing, claimed responsibility for the attack.

October 30, 1997, Sanaa, Yemen. Al-Sha'if tribesmen kidnapped a U.S. businessman near Sanaa. The tribesmen sought the release of two fellow tribesmen who were arrested on smuggling charges and several public works projects they claim the government promised them. The hostage was released on November 27.

November 12, 1997, Karachi, Pakistan. Two unidentified gunmen shot to death four U.S. auditors from Union Texas Petroleum and their Pakistani driver as they drove away from the Sheraton Hotel in Karachi. Two groups claimed responsibility -- the Islamic Inqilabi Council, or Islamic Revolutionary Council and the Aimal Secret Committee, also known as the Aimal Khufia Action Committee.

November 25, 1997, Aden, Yemen. Yemenite tribesmen kidnapped a U.S citizen, two Italians, and two unspecified Westerners near Aden to protest the eviction of a tribe member from his home. The kidnappers released the five hostages on November 27.

April 19, 1998, Maon, Israel. Dov Driben, a 28-year-old American-Israeli farmer was killed by terrorists near the West Bank town of Maon. One of his assailants, Issa Debavseh, a member of Fatah Tanzim, was killed on November 7, 2001, by the IDF after being on their wanted list for the murder.

June 21, 1998, Beirut, Lebanon. Two hand-grenades were thrown at the U.S. Embassy in Beirut. No casualties were reported.

June 21, 1998, Beirut, Lebanon. Three rocket-propelled grenades attached to a crude detonator exploded near the U.S. Embassy compound in Beirut, causing no casualties and little damage. August 7, 1998, Nairobi, Kenya. A car bomb exploded at the rear entrance of the U.S. Embassy in Nairobi. The attack killed a total of 292, including 12 U.S. citizens, and injured over 5,000, among them six Americans. The perpetrators belonged to al-Qaida, Usama bin Ladin's network.

August 7, 1998, Dar es Sala'am, Tanzania. A car bomb exploded outside the U.S. Embassy in Dar es Sala'am, killing 11 and injuring 86. Osama bin Laden's organization al-Qaida claimed responsibility for the attack. Two suspects were arrested.

November 21, 1998, Teheran, Iran. Members of Fedayeen Islam, shouting anti-American slogans and wielding stones and iron rods, attacked a group of American tourists in Tehran. Some of the tourists suffered minor injuries from flying glass.

December 28, 1998, Mawdiyah, Yemen. Sixteen tourists--12 Britons, two Americans and two Australians--were taken hostage in the largest kidnapping in Yemen's recent history. The tourists were seized in the Abyan province (some 175 miles south of Sanaa the capital). One Briton and a Yemeni guide escaped, while the rest were taken to city of Mawdiyah. Four hostages were killed when troops closed in and two were wounded, including an American woman. The kidnappers, members of the Islamic Army of Aden-Abyan, an offshoot of Al-Jihad, had demanded the release from jail of their leader, Saleh Haidara al-Atwi.

October 31, 1999, Nantucket, Massachusetts, United States. EgyptAir Flight 990 crashed off the U.S. coast killing all 217 people on board, including 100 Americans. Although it is not precisely clear what happened, evidence indicated that an Egyptian pilot, Ahmed el-Habashy (Right Photo), crashed the plane for personal or political reasons.

November 4, 1999, Athens, Greece. A group protesting President Clinton's visit to Greece hid a gas bomb at an American car dealership in Athens. Two cars were destroyed and several others damaged. Anti-State Action claimed responsibility for the attack, but the November 17 group was also suspected.

November 12, 1999, Islamabad, Pakistan. Six rockets were fired at the U.S. Information Services cultural center and United Nations offices in Islamabad, injuring a Pakistani guard.

October 8, 2000, Nablus, West Bank. The bullet-ridden body of Hillel Lieberman, a U.S. citizen living in the Jewish settlement of Elon Moreh, was found at the entrance to the West Bank town of Nablus. Lieberman had headed there after hearing that Palestinians had desecrated the religious site, Joseph's Tomb. No organization claimed responsibility for the murder.

October 12, 2000, Aden Harbor, Yemen. A suicide squad rammed the warship the U.S.S. Cole with an explosives-laden boat killing 13 American sailors and injuring 33. The attack was likely by Osama bin Ladin's al-Qaida organization.

October 30, 2000, Jerusalem, Israel. Gunmen killed Eish Kodesh Gilmor, a 25-year-old American-Israeli on duty as a security guard at the National Insurance Institute in Jerusalem. The "Martyrs of the Al-Aqsa Intifada," a group linked to Fatah, claimed responsibility for the attack. Gilmor's family filed a suit in the U.S. District Court in Washington against the Palestinian Authority, the PLO, Chairman Yasser Arafat and members of Force 17, as being responsible for the attack.

[Raceman]

Interesting, but not nearly as compelling as the list of people who died around the Clintons during their run. I can't find it in my files, but it's worth printing if anybody has it.