Theory vs Reality

[Chaz]

A young boy goes up to his dad and ask's :
Dad , what's the difference between between theory and reality .. ?
The father pleased with the inquisitive nature of his son , says , son follow me .
The dad goes to his wife and asks , Honey , would you **** Brad Pitt far a million dollars ?
The wife thinking the money would be real nice says ... yes , for us I would .
Next he asks the daughter the same question , without even thinking it over she says .. Ohhh Yesss daddy.
The dad goes to his eldest son and ask's the same question , who says , wow that's a lot of money , yes I would .

The dad looks at his youngest son and say's :
Son , in theory , we are multi million-airs ....
But in reality , we live with two prostitutes and a homo ...

[vnemous]

Up late? Turkey overload spilled over to your joke. Happy black Friday my friend.

[AZMIDLYF]

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[Chaz]

Up late? Turkey overload spilled over to your joke. Happy black Friday my friend.

Well , I grazed at Deb's mom's house from 1 to 4 , asleep at 5 . By 12:01 am i thought it was time to get up ...

AZMIDLYF , I'm greatful to say I've been clean and sober since August 9 1989 ...
But I have to say , those two sure look like their havin fun ...
It seem's like I can overeat all by myself , without any outside stimulus ...
Maybe for New Year, I'll be able to lose ... Ahh forget it ,pass me a couple cannoli's please ...

[Dave Strong]

A young boy goes up to his dad and ask's :
Dad , what's the difference between between theory and reality .. ?
The father pleased with the inquisitive nature of his son , says , son follow me .
The dad goes to his wife and asks , Honey , would you **** Brad Pitt far a million dollars ?
The wife thinking the money would be real nice says ... yes , for us I would .
Next he asks the daughter the same question , without even thinking it over she says .. Ohhh Yesss daddy.
The dad goes to his eldest son and ask's the same question , who says , wow that's a lot of money , yes I would .

The dad looks at his youngest son and say's :
Son , in theory , we are multi million-airs ....
But in reality , we live with two prostitutes and a homo ...

LMFAO, that's great.

Dave

[AZMIDLYF]

Since '91 for me...birth of my son changed priorities greatly

[vnemous]

Its Buds Gumbo for New Years

[Frank Molé]

great..lmao...............

[racervboat]

heres another good one: Whats the difference between a whore and a bi*ch- a whore will *uck anyone and a bi*ch will *uck anyone but YOU

[tux974]

Some funny stuff for sure..........