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    Hey, its just a joke.."but"

    A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, in their language, when he realizes that the one thing, he never really taught them much was how to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.
    He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
    The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
    The Priest is pleased with the response.
    They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
    The chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
    The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
    The Priest is really flustered and quickly says, "Man riding a bike."
    The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both.
    The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
    And the chief replied, "My bike."


    (and as a kid, loved teaching girls to "ride my bike"..)

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    if you look close enough ,,,
    most overnite successes usually take at least 10 years


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