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    Local Man in Coma After Eating 413 Red Lobster Biscuit

    I love those cheesy bisquits at Red Lobster!

    Local Man in Coma After Eating 413 Red Lobster Biscuits


    ..............................Shalin reported feeling dizzy upon consuming #412. Friends encouraged him to stop, but he continued with #413. Immediately after eating Shalin fell on the ground convulsing.Doctors believe the butter from the biscuits have blocked signals coming from Shalin’s brain. In an early morning update hospital officials state that they have drained approximately 2 gallons of butter already and expect him to make a full recovery once the rest is clear...........................


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    Merica, **** yea!

    The sad thing is this story is almost believable...

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    Their biscuits suck.

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    with all that butter in his system, he won't have constipation.......
    "One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors". Plato .

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    Dat a whol lotta biskuts!

    At least I know how Obama got elected. Look at the amount of people that think this is a real article. No wonder they believe everything they see in the "news"
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    Quote Originally Posted by CDave View Post
    Dat a whol lotta biskuts!

    At least I know how Obama got elected. Look at the amount of people that think this is a real article. No wonder they believe everything they see in the "news"

    Just to be clear, It only tricked me until the end, they drained the butter

    It was well written, though.

    Now, on to red lobster. I only go there once a year or so, its kinda like cheesy seafood, and i do eat more than my fair share of biscuits. Now remember 15 years or so ago and they had the all you can eat crab legs, that was good, and if you dont dip them in butter they are not that bad for you.. They lost a ton of $$ on that one.

    Anyway, we went once this winter. now Red lobster seems to draw a majority black clientele. Every other restaurant around will be majority white, but the red lobster.... well I mind my manners in there.

    So, we are sitting there eating dinner. The table across the aisle had a black family, with 3 younger kids. no big deal. Now after their meal, the kids start to get restless. two of the kids took their white napkins and placed them over their heads, you know where this is going. It looked like the Meeting was about to start.

    I burst out laughing. If I would have did that I'd been either taken out back and shot or locked up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NBT View Post
    Just to be clear, It only tricked me until the end, they drained the butter
    Nope, never happened to me. Never been tricked by a fake story on the internet.
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