So Adam and Eve are screwing around, dewin it at stuff...

Eve goes off into the ocean to clean herself off. She walks into the water, and in the sky above the clouds open, and she hears the voice of God, "Eve, what are you doing?"

"Well, me and Adam were off playing together and now, well... I was washing myself off here in the ocean" says Eve.

God replies, "Oh no, how am I going to wash the smell off the fish?!?!"